04-22-2006
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| proud beta test subject    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Advice From The Double D's Dear DD's, Why are men enamored with womens breasts? Feeling empty handed, 2ox
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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 | Re: Advice From The Double D's Good question Ox...putting on my "sexy teacher glasses"... I believe it was Freud who suggested that women's breasts remind men on some level of breastfeeding, and in doing so, men feel a maternal (or "coming home/happy-happy-safe-safe") feeling when they are focus on women's breasts. Also, there is the obvious connection between the beginning of male puberty coinciding age-wise with the development of breasts by females. (i.e. you noticed that big-breasted 8th grader and got your first Mr. Woody) However, my personal belief would be one of several choices: 1. It is easier to look at the boobs and lie about your income/marriage status/car/etc. than look at our eyes. 2. They serve as a balance/handle during sex, and/or you like to have something to sit your beer on while having sex with us. 3. Have you seen our boobies? They are gorgeous, and, unlike the male sexual organ, they don't look like an afterthought on the part of god.
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04-22-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| "Someone sh*t on the coats!"   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Most boobs are gorgeous.
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I believe men are enamored with breasts because they stick out and thats the first thing they notice. 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Yeah. When we can read your shirt 30 seconds before you enter a room, that's cool .
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's ^Ain't it the truth! 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's If they're waist line boobs though, that's not cool.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Droopy boobs collecting dust bunnies from the floor are worse...  But no problem here.... I'm not scoping the retirement homes any more!
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| "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's "Waist line boobs" would be a good band name. I like the new avatar, BTW. Calvin & Hobbes are the best.
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04-22-2006
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Ok.. I don't know if I considered a DD or not .. But I will also tell you what I think.. Boobs.. We have them.. Men want them.. Something new to play with.. Boyz and toys - the one with the biggest toys wins.. Last edited by MMM; 04-22-2006 at 07:13 PM. |
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Quote:
Clear as mud, right? 
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's crystal clear..... 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Kinda like saying "Even if the rest of the apple looks ok, the fact that there's a worm in it makes the entire thing inedible". Something like that?
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Quote:
So are you saying that a skinny girl with D boobs would look funny.. ?? | |
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Yes! Very funny and wierd... I don't like skinny as sheets with titanic garbanzos.... They are very un-porportional.... The headlights need to be sized for the car.... Now I'm getting excited!
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's What do you call skinny?? Lets say a woman has oh I don't know - size D boobs.. How big should her wasit be?? |
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Quote:
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's By skinny, I mean, like, toothpicks for legs.... I like a little meat on my fantasy gal... I want something to grab! I'm grabbing something right now.... Sorry! Side tracked.... I won't let it happen again.... 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's toothpick legged women with big fake boobs don't look real.. Believe me most real woman have something to grab onto.. |
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Skinny would be if you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue you would look like a zipper. 
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's turn down your radio dude......
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| Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's So are you guys saying that women with curves aren't skinny but fat?? Waiting for your answer .. |
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Yup! Your right dude..... 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's You have to have some meat on your bones. Does not make you fat if you have a little form to you.
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