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Old 04-24-2006   #1
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How to clean the toilet the fun way

  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

i might have to buy a cat.
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

I never thought of that, what a great idea!
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Now That is a hell of an idea.
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

ill have to remember that
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

I hate cats, and i have done tests on how much cats hate water, and I almost fell off my chair when I read this
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

here kitty kitty (neighbors cat)
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My students loved that joke...very cute
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Well glad I could help shape the minds of tomorrow!
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You did well penguin boy...you did well
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

Hmmm I do not remember the last time a teacher told me that, it was usually more damn it what did you do now!!!!!!!
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

Anothre fun thing to do with cats is take 4 strips of Scotch tape and stick them to the bottom of their paws. Damn hilarious.
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Old trick, but always works.
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If something works for me I stick with it. Had a great experience with it about 15 years ago. My younger brother & I did that to our cat. He did the whole running / foot shaking thing as usual. Our sister decided to help the poor animal so she picked him up and started taking the tape off for him. The cat proceeded to take a huge crap on her. Funniest damn thing I ever saw.
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Better her than you!!
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That's what I thought. Even though we had to clean up the mess, it was worth it.
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You guys are mean, rotten, and twisted!




I like that!
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Hence the name... :)
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Re: How to clean the toilet the fun way

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I like that!
Coming from Thender...that must be bad. I kinda like it that you are mean, rotten, and twisted.
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