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**Thender** · 04-25-2006

Iv'e never seen the movie, yet.

teachergirl · 04-25-2006

Yes, yes I do...

"I have an extensive collection of hair nets and name badges"

TwistednEvil · 04-25-2006

Wayne's World! One of my all time favorites!

TwistednEvil · 04-25-2006

"Get in there! I don't care whatcha smell! Just get in there and don't worry about!"

teachergirl · 04-25-2006

Star Wars

TwistednEvil · 04-25-2006

Tricksy Hobbitses. Here and I thought I was being vague enough for people to think it was something dirty. I bow to your superior knowledge, TG.

teachergirl · 04-25-2006

I always had a thing for Han Solo...that was MY movie...true story...my mom went into labor with me while at the theater for Star Wars.

So, basically, I was predestined to be a geek.

TwistednEvil · 04-25-2006

Do I dare ask which "thing" you had for Han Solo?

**Thender** · 04-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

I always had a thing for Han Solo...that was MY movie...true story...my mom went into labor with me while at the theater for Star Wars.

So, basically, I was predestined to be a geek.

So that was your mom making all that noise..... I could hardly hear the movie! And such vulgarity!

jugHEAD · 04-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistednEvil

"Get in there! I don't care whatcha smell! Just get in there and don't worry about!"

Teachergirls "special home video"! I told you not to show anyone our movie we made!!!

jugHEAD · 04-25-2006

"you cant ask advice about the women your trying to bone, from the women your trying to bone!!!!!"

powwow · 04-25-2006

you hooked up with the burner didnt you. yeah ,she seemed like a nice girl said it was her first time ,

TwistednEvil · 04-25-2006

"I think we broke her."

Chubby · 04-29-2006

OH! Sexy girlfriend! Bonsai!

Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles

Fricken Walt · 04-29-2006

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?"

" With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again."

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

or (from the same film)

"You need to replenish your bodily fluids"

josh · 05-05-2006

"you farking arsholes"

**mike** · 05-05-2006

Good 'ol Johnny Dangerously. Classic!

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

"I've got my dong...in my hand..."

TwistednEvil · 05-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

or (from the same film)

"You need to replenish your bodily fluids"

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

teachergirl · 05-05-2006

Good job Twisty-Tie! You win the cupie doll!

TwistednEvil · 05-05-2006

:in a lecherous voice: Is it a blow-up cupie doll?

Of course I knew that one. I own the movie.

Here's a good one:

"That's real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that..."

**Thender** · 05-05-2006

The jerk? No that aint it.... I can picture the two of them up there on ladders and the garbage truck going under them.... But I can't see who's in it..... Arghhhhhhhh!

**mike** · 05-05-2006

It's Men At Work, with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez

**Thender** · 05-05-2006

No it's not!!!! It's from "Better Off Dead"!!!!

Twisty told me so.....

04-25-2006	#51
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,533 Throcks: 2,231.94 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 1,461 Times in 429 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Iv'e never seen the movie, yet. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-25-2006	#52
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Yes, yes I do... "I have an extensive collection of hair nets and name badges" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-25-2006	#53
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Wayne's World! One of my all time favorites! __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

04-25-2006	#54
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "Get in there! I don't care whatcha smell! Just get in there and don't worry about!" __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

04-25-2006	#55
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Star Wars __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-25-2006	#56
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Tricksy Hobbitses. Here and I thought I was being vague enough for people to think it was something dirty. I bow to your superior knowledge, TG. __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

04-25-2006	#57
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes I always had a thing for Han Solo...that was MY movie...true story...my mom went into labor with me while at the theater for Star Wars. So, basically, I was predestined to be a geek. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-25-2006	#58
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Do I dare ask which "thing" you had for Han Solo? __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

04-25-2006	#61
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 184.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "you cant ask advice about the women your trying to bone, from the women your trying to bone!!!!!" __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

04-25-2006	#62
powwow DRUNKIN INJUN MASTER Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: blair Posts: 34 Throcks: 183.37 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes you hooked up with the burner didnt you. yeah ,she seemed like a nice girl said it was her first time , __________________ remember "LOVE THE GAS"

04-25-2006	#63
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "I think we broke her." __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

04-29-2006	#64
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 206.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes OH! Sexy girlfriend! Bonsai! Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

04-29-2006	#65
Fricken Walt So, you wanna see my Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, it fucking ROCKS Posts: 83 Throcks: 182.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?" " With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again." __________________ Women troubles Amy? Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger! Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child. Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

05-05-2006	#66
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" or (from the same film) "You need to replenish your bodily fluids" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#67
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,223 Throcks: 14.11 Thanks: 38 Thanked 49 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "you farking arsholes" __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

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05-05-2006	#68
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,058 Throcks: 1,257.23 Thanks: 1,702 Thanked 473 Times in 142 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Good 'ol Johnny Dangerously. Classic! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-05-2006	#69
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes "I've got my dong...in my hand..." __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#71
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes Good job Twisty-Tie! You win the cupie doll! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-05-2006	#72
TwistednEvil "Someone sh*t on the coats!" Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 37 Posts: 278 Throcks: 185.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes :in a lecherous voice: Is it a blow-up cupie doll? Of course I knew that one. I own the movie. Here's a good one: "That's real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that..." __________________ "I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King "Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

05-05-2006	#73
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,533 Throcks: 2,231.94 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 1,461 Times in 429 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes The jerk? No that aint it.... I can picture the two of them up there on ladders and the garbage truck going under them.... But I can't see who's in it..... Arghhhhhhhh! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-05-2006	#74
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,058 Throcks: 1,257.23 Thanks: 1,702 Thanked 473 Times in 142 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes It's Men At Work, with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-05-2006	#75
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,533 Throcks: 2,231.94 Thanks: 1,554 Thanked 1,461 Times in 429 Posts	Re: Best Movie Quotes No it's not!!!! It's from "Better Off Dead"!!!! Twisty told me so..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-05-2006 at 09:33 PM.