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Old 04-26-2006   #26
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Are you cheap and easy, cuz that is what I really like.
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

Of course he's cheap! he won't even buy me a beer!
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You gotta earn your keep with me.
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Yet you were only offering $1.50 to see my boobs!
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Uh,oh. Busted!!
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That's it, no blow job for you at the TnTU party!
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How 'bout if I show up buck naked?
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I will take pictures of you!
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Better be quick,'cause I'll be arrested shortly after I get out of my car.
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Better be quick,'cause I'll be arrested shortly after I get out of my car.
Either that, or people will run in fear
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that too. Either wouldn't surprise me.
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Then again, Ob1 might attack you.
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Old 04-27-2006   #38
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

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That's it, no blow job for you at the TnTU party!
I would be hard with mine stuck in your _____________ (fill in your favorite body hole) anyway Lynnie!!!!
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Hey, I am very limber.
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I would be hard with mine stuck in your _____________ (fill in your favorite body hole) anyway Lynnie!!!!
You get me soooooooo hot!

I think I'm getting sick.
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

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How 'bout if I show up buck naked?

Wonders what Mike looks like naked?
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

One eye swolen shut and his pants bulging.... What else?

Sorry Tony. I was drunk when I wrote this...
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

Quote:
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Wonders what Mike looks like naked?
I was able to find one for you Chubby! Enjoy!
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

^ OMFG!!!!



mike must of had a bad night..... Next time I'll be easier with the whip.....
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You are NOT lying. Damn!!!!
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Re: Happy Secretary's Day

You also need to start using some skin moisterizer!!!! I mean, damn!
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You also didn't say it would be one of THOSE nights.
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I was able to find one for you Chubby! Enjoy!
Thanks TG. However, after seeing Mike naked I'm not sure I should have asked in the first place. Mike you were a brave soul showing your "tinkerbell" and all in that picture.
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Hey, I'm not a shy guy anyways. Throw a few beers in me, well you see.....
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