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KUfan_Donnie · 04-26-2006

To all who are the real muscle behind the corporate/business machine, I salute you!

Without you, who the hell would answer the phone and organize EVERYTHING so your boss can enjoy leaving early on Fridays to golf some?...

Chris84 · 04-26-2006

I like Googling random things.

That was in the pics search for "secretary"

Thender · 04-26-2006

I need a secretary.....

TNT_Tony · 04-26-2006

Happy Secretary's Day!

Let's party..........

mike · 04-26-2006

Can I bring a cooler?

TNT_Tony · 04-26-2006

Sure. But no pooping through a fence!

mike · 04-26-2006

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

TNT_Tony · 04-26-2006

You do that.

teachergirl · 04-26-2006

Pooping through a fence? Just what in heck did you guys do last night?

mike · 04-26-2006

Practicing.

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

Why don't we have like "Garbage Mans" day, or "Computer Programmer's Day", or maybe even "Street Walker Day" to honor the oldest profession? These are questions I need answered.

teachergirl · 04-26-2006

Hallmark can't market those days as easily

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

"Garbage Man Day" The Card.

"I love that you pick up my trash,
and touch things that I don't want to.
You drive down the street in your noisy truck,
with so little respect for what you do.
So I wanted to thank you for your time,
and hope you run over the neighbors cans, not mine."

OK it isn't great, but I was rushed.

gogrlgo · 04-26-2006

Love it Linnie!

Thender · 04-26-2006

It touched my heart, Lynnie!

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

I am on a roll today.

Happy Secretary's Day.
From answering phones to filing the paperwork,
You work so hard to make the office work.
You dot all the i's and cross all the t's,
sometimes the boss wants you down on your knees.
You are over worked and underpaid,
you have to remember where everything is laid.
You type and dictate, organize and fax,
there is just no time in your day to be lax.
So this is a poem for all that you do,
today when you get off work...this Bud's for you!

Thender · 04-26-2006

^

Good one!

KUfan_Donnie · 04-26-2006

I imagined there would be two "skirt/flirt" lines...maybe just because I keep looking at that picture...

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

No edit buttons today so I will add this on.

Happy Secretary's Day.
From answering phones to filing the paperwork,
You work so hard to make the office work.
You dot all the i's and cross all the t's,
sometimes the boss wants you down on your knees.
You are over worked and underpaid,
you have to remember where everything is laid.
You type and dictate, organize and fax,
there is just no time in your day to be lax.
The cute guy in the business suit likes to flirt,
and the boss constantly has his hand up your skirt.
He slaps your rump and calls you a tease,
but all you can think is, "He knows I can please!"
Maybe you believe you can sleep your way to the top,
so keep showing leg until he's ready to pop!
So this is a poem for all that you do,
today when you get off work...this Bud's for you!

Had to add a little more...couple of ideas I came up with while teaching the kids. Happy National Poetry month everyone, even though mine is really bad! Oh, I am so working up a poem for the party on the 13th.

KUfan_Donnie · 04-26-2006

mike is working up something too...not a poem, though

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

I like the way Mike works it!

Thender · 04-26-2006

I think your poem is really good Lynnie!

I like the way mike works it too...

Lynniebits · 04-26-2006

I love the way you guys support my sucky writing. I feel so loved!

Thender · 04-26-2006

mike · 04-26-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

I love the way you guys support my sucky writing. I feel so loved!

Lynne, it doesn't take much to please this crowd. We're easy.

04-26-2006	#1
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Happy Secretary's Day To all who are the real muscle behind the corporate/business machine, I salute you! Without you, who the hell would answer the phone and organize EVERYTHING so your boss can enjoy leaving early on Fridays to golf some?... __________________ One weekend survived

04-26-2006	#2
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I like Googling random things. That was in the pics search for "secretary"

04-26-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I need a secretary..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-26-2006	#4
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Happy Secretary's Day! Let's party.......... __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

04-26-2006	#5
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Can I bring a cooler? __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-26-2006	#6
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Sure. But no pooping through a fence! __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

04-26-2006	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Ok, I'll see what I can do. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-26-2006	#8
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	Re: Happy Secretary's Day You do that. __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

04-26-2006	#9
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Pooping through a fence? Just what in heck did you guys do last night? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-26-2006	#10
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Practicing. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-26-2006	#11
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Why don't we have like "Garbage Mans" day, or "Computer Programmer's Day", or maybe even "Street Walker Day" to honor the oldest profession? These are questions I need answered. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#12
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Hallmark can't market those days as easily __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-26-2006	#13
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day "Garbage Man Day" The Card. "I love that you pick up my trash, and touch things that I don't want to. You drive down the street in your noisy truck, with so little respect for what you do. So I wanted to thank you for your time, and hope you run over the neighbors cans, not mine." OK it isn't great, but I was rushed. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#14
gogrlgo TnTU Freshman Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Just past the fork in the road Age: 32 Posts: 45	Re: Happy Secretary's Day Love it Linnie! __________________ "If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

04-26-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Happy Secretary's Day It touched my heart, Lynnie! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

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04-26-2006	#16
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I am on a roll today. Happy Secretary's Day. From answering phones to filing the paperwork, You work so hard to make the office work. You dot all the i's and cross all the t's, sometimes the boss wants you down on your knees. You are over worked and underpaid, you have to remember where everything is laid. You type and dictate, organize and fax, there is just no time in your day to be lax. So this is a poem for all that you do, today when you get off work...this Bud's for you! __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#17
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Happy Secretary's Day ^ Good one! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-26-2006	#18
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I imagined there would be two "skirt/flirt" lines...maybe just because I keep looking at that picture... __________________ One weekend survived

04-26-2006	#19
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day No edit buttons today so I will add this on. Happy Secretary's Day. From answering phones to filing the paperwork, You work so hard to make the office work. You dot all the i's and cross all the t's, sometimes the boss wants you down on your knees. You are over worked and underpaid, you have to remember where everything is laid. You type and dictate, organize and fax, there is just no time in your day to be lax. The cute guy in the business suit likes to flirt, and the boss constantly has his hand up your skirt. He slaps your rump and calls you a tease, but all you can think is, "He knows I can please!" Maybe you believe you can sleep your way to the top, so keep showing leg until he's ready to pop! So this is a poem for all that you do, today when you get off work...this Bud's for you! Had to add a little more...couple of ideas I came up with while teaching the kids. Happy National Poetry month everyone, even though mine is really bad! Oh, I am so working up a poem for the party on the 13th. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#20
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Happy Secretary's Day mike is working up something too...not a poem, though __________________ One weekend survived

04-26-2006	#21
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I like the way Mike works it! __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I think your poem is really good Lynnie! I like the way mike works it too... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-26-2006	#23
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: Happy Secretary's Day I love the way you guys support my sucky writing. I feel so loved! __________________ God I need a nap.

04-26-2006	#24
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Happy Secretary's Day __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...