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Old 04-27-2006   #26
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I'm not checking if you get wet between your thighs
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Lynnie Rocks!
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Old 04-27-2006   #28
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Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day

Very nice!I think maybe you are a poet!Now for the bad news,i think it's suppose to rain all day tomorrow.So even though you certainly will get wet I'm not sure it will be all that fun.Sorry
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Old 04-28-2006   #30
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"bunch a fags"

Beat ya to the punch, Tony.
I wasn't even here! Of course you said it first.
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^ i think that was the point
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Old 04-29-2006   #32
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Old 05-02-2006   #33
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An Ode to My Best Friend the Whore:

There once was a girl who was a teacher,
She'd once wanted to be a preacher.
With Lynnie she would drink,
then they both wouldn't think,
and on the phone later I couldn't reach her.

We drink beers and tequila shooters,
sometimes we get thrown out for showing our hooters.
The next day we call,
cuz we can't remember it all,
or we fill each other in on the computer.

Teachergirl sometimes feels sad,
and I sometimes feel had,
but through it all,
we sure have a ball,
and so far none of the guys are a dad!

Now maybe you haven't all guessed,
but we don't always act our best.
We aren't really that bad,
and no sex has been had,
but at parties we make an interesting guest.
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Old 05-02-2006   #34
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Lynnie...I love you
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I know, and that is what I do this for...it ain't the money, it ain't the fame, it's for the badonkadonk...wait I meant for you!
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Nice one Lynne.
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Thanks Mike! You are one of my strongest supporters...like a good bra.
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Good one lynnie!







I meant the poem....
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No I have a good bra too.
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good job lynnie keep it up
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good job lynnie keep it up
Did you mean the poem, or the bra?
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Old 05-02-2006   #42
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I wish I had time to haiku
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I am a creative genius what can I say?
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Thanks Daph.
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Didn't you say something...never mind, gotta stop smoking the crack.
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Did you mean the poem, or the bra?
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what the fuck are you talking about

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Nice poem, Lynnie
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