04-27-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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 | Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day OK, by overwhelming demand (one person asked) here are some creations by me. They will probably suck, and I am not that creative so I will probably use the same lines more than once! Poet Laureate I am not.
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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 | Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day I love it so far...you're a genius poet
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day that was a good one. Are all of them going to be that high quality? 
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day I think it was sorta like a haiku
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day oooooooooook,then. 
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Why not start with this line>>>> There once was a teacher from Council Tucky, Who went to the bar and screamed....______ me!! She passed out on the floor, and mumbled "do me some more!" And teachergirl took her home and got lucky!
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day i enjoyed that.
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Quote:
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day  dont insult yourself i have the same degree you do!!
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04-27-2006
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day 4/27/06 Take Your Child to Work Poem: Today is the day to take your child to work, the kid will then meet mommy's boss "the jerk". Kids get off for a "free day" out of school, and most kids think that this day is pretty cool. Today businesses all over the country will embrace, bratty little boys and girls in their face. Growing up my mom worked for a bank, so into her twirly chair I always sank. Paper clip chains and water cooler trips, transfer paper drawings and Apple II E blips. My daughter isn't yet old enough to come with me, but someday my teaching skills she will surely see. So enjoy this day with your kids at work, and hope that they don't repeat that your boss is a "jerk".
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day 
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Ok Smartie Pants Mike...I was working on the poem while you were being funny!
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Lynnie...you rock...and she did that ladies and gentleman AFTER spending the previous two nights drinking. Taa dah!
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Look ma, no brains...I mean hands.
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Quote:
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Yeah, I really want my mom to see that.
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day It'll cost her...
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day And mike knows a lot about what makes a job good
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Quote:
 Yeah,that's it.
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Quote:
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day You boys and your sex with each other... Lynnie - we need more poems (hook us up, yo)
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day Quote:
Beat ya to the punch, Tony.
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day ^Who said anything about a donkey punch, thender?
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Lynnie's Poem (s) of the day 04/27/2006 Ode to A Day Off: Tomorrow I am playing hookie, I'm going to sleep in and then go drinkie. Sub plans have been written, by the hookie bug I've been bitten, with some luck I'll play with a winkie! Everyone needs a free day, even though golf I don't play. I plan to check out the guys, get wet between the thighs, so at the clubhouse I will stay. When my beer level is full, my ass outta the seat I'll pull. With my friend Teachergirl, the day will be a whirl, and over it later we'll mull.
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