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**Thender** · 05-01-2006

There she goes with the eyes rolling again.... TG needs to get out more...

**mike** · 05-01-2006

Needs to see how a Bastard party turns out, I think would scare the hell out of her.

teachergirl · 05-01-2006

If you guys pay up front, I promise not to get too scared.

And I'll throw-up when I get home.

**mike** · 05-01-2006

Us pay? nonononono,you pay to get into our parties.

teachergirl · 05-01-2006

No wonder y'all have sex with each other

**mike** · 05-01-2006

But yet you pay to watch.

teachergirl · 05-01-2006

Oh my bad...my joke before implied that the only way you guys would get laid would be if you paid a female (a woman of my gender) to have sex with you.

Then, when you said that I would have to pay just to get into one of your parties (silly, silly boys), I inferred that, gee, it is no wonder you guys have sex with each other since you're waiting for the girls to actually pay you to join in (like that's gonna freakin' happen)

Now, doesn't that make so much more sense?

Stop scratching your head mike...

**Thender** · 05-01-2006

^ A woman of your gender?

TwistednEvil · 05-01-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

^ A woman of your gender?

I was wondering about that too. And she's teaching our children. Scary. (j/k, TG)

teachergirl · 05-01-2006

That's ALL you got from that?!

**Thender** · 05-01-2006

^pretty much.... Yup...

msquared · 05-01-2006

wow that went from a semi-serious thread to a rag on each other(in good nature of course) party just like usual

TNT_Tony · 05-02-2006

This thread is about gay porn?!?!

teachergirl · 05-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by msquared

wow that went from a semi-serious thread to a rag on each other(in good nature of course) party just like usual

He he...you said "semi" in a thread about porn

KUfan_Donnie · 05-02-2006

^He he...TG, you told mike to stop scratching in a thread about porn

TNT_Tony · 05-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

He he...you said "semi" in a thread about porn

He sure did.

Two2mnyxs · 05-02-2006

I have seen some odd things that threads have turned into but this one had good intentions but took a turn quick

teachergirl · 05-02-2006

It is about PORN...we aren't discussing the national deficit here people...

SEX...BOOBIES...WIENIES...jeesh!

**Thender** · 05-02-2006

BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!

Two2mnyxs · 05-02-2006

Squirting? Fisting? that kinda stuff?

Lynniebits · 05-02-2006

Best porn, little plot lots of getting it on.
Worst porn I've ever seen: Assess up at Ryan Paul's house, how about that for a memory TG?
Oldest Porn: Candy Stripers.

Hey Bored Bastards, why do men assume women don't watch porn?

jugHEAD · 05-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two2mnyxs

Squirting? Fisting? that kinda stuff?

HEY TWO MNYXS!!!!! LEAVE LYNNIE AND TEACHERGIRL OUT OF THIS!!!!

Speaking of squirting.... go to www.drunkendelight.com
in their XXX (NSFW) area they have a cool squirting video!!!!! Not as much HOT as it is a "OHHHH MY FOCKIN GOD DID YOU SEE THAT"

Lynniebits · 05-02-2006

Dude, you put a fist anywhere near my...area that qualifies me as a woman, and I will put one in your ass!

Two2mnyxs · 05-02-2006

well i guess i will have to check that out at home as it is blocked here LOL

05-01-2006	#26
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-01-2006	#27
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Got Porn? There she goes with the eyes rolling again.... TG needs to get out more... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-01-2006	#28
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,060 Throcks: 1,476.84 Thanks: 1,793 Thanked 486 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Needs to see how a Bastard party turns out, I think would scare the hell out of her. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-01-2006	#29
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? If you guys pay up front, I promise not to get too scared. And I'll throw-up when I get home. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-01-2006	#30
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,060 Throcks: 1,476.84 Thanks: 1,793 Thanked 486 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Us pay? nonononono,you pay to get into our parties. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-01-2006	#31
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? No wonder y'all have sex with each other __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-01-2006	#32
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,060 Throcks: 1,476.84 Thanks: 1,793 Thanked 486 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Got Porn? But yet you pay to watch. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-01-2006	#33
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Oh my bad...my joke before implied that the only way you guys would get laid would be if you paid a female (a woman of my gender) to have sex with you. Then, when you said that I would have to pay just to get into one of your parties (silly, silly boys), I inferred that, gee, it is no wonder you guys have sex with each other since you're waiting for the girls to actually pay you to join in (like that's gonna freakin' happen) Now, doesn't that make so much more sense? Stop scratching your head mike... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-01-2006	#34
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Got Porn? ^ A woman of your gender? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-01-2006	#36
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? That's ALL you got from that?! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-01-2006	#37
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Got Porn? ^pretty much.... Yup... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-01-2006	#38
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 193.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? wow that went from a semi-serious thread to a rag on each other(in good nature of course) party just like usual __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

05-02-2006	#39
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,448 Throcks: 902.78 Thanks: 9 Thanked 249 Times in 57 Posts	Re: Got Porn? This thread is about gay porn?!?! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

05-02-2006	#41
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 287.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? ^He he...TG, you told mike to stop scratching in a thread about porn __________________ One weekend survived

05-02-2006	#43
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 1,137.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? I have seen some odd things that threads have turned into but this one had good intentions but took a turn quick __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

05-02-2006	#44
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? It is about PORN...we aren't discussing the national deficit here people... SEX...BOOBIES...WIENIES...jeesh! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-02-2006	#45
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Got Porn? BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-02-2006	#46
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 1,137.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Squirting? Fisting? that kinda stuff? __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

05-02-2006	#47
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Best porn, little plot lots of getting it on. Worst porn I've ever seen: Assess up at Ryan Paul's house, how about that for a memory TG? Oldest Porn: Candy Stripers. Hey Bored Bastards, why do men assume women don't watch porn? __________________ God I need a nap.

05-02-2006	#49
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? Dude, you put a fist anywhere near my...area that qualifies me as a woman, and I will put one in your ass! __________________ God I need a nap.

05-02-2006	#50
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 1,137.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Got Porn? well i guess i will have to check that out at home as it is blocked here LOL __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

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