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Old 05-01-2006   #1
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What is the best porno you have ever seen?
Funniest Title?
Worst porn?
Sickest thing seen done in a porno?
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Best: New Wave Hookers 5 or Deep inside Juli Ashton
Funniest: Ghetto Bootie (the whole series)
Worst: Barnyard Follies
nastiest thing:girl sucks off donkey or Houston 500 (but I would have been in line in a second)!!!!
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This might be good!
What is the best porno you have ever seen?
Funniest Title?
Worst porn?
Sickest thing seen done in a porno?
Best: General Hospital...because it was my first I guess
Funniest Title (he he he...little do you know I just typed "tittle"...anyway): Poonies
Worst Porn: Debbie Does Dallas...I wanted to smack Debbie by the end
Sickest: Well, when I was taping Lynne that one time...
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That was the sickest? Man are you sheltered!
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Best: my bedroom
Funniest: 2ox's night out
Worst porn: "2ox and 'ender hit the town"
Nastiest thing:When 'ox used the WD-40 on a baseball bat,and 'ender was yelling "Bring it on,big boy!!"
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Damn! I must of been drunk at that time.... Can't remember any of it...

Worst porn for me was when your mom entered the room with two pit-bulls, I still can't remember the name of that flick....
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You seem to have enjoyed it from what I hear.
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You know thender and his love of animals...
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I've got one Animal That I'm particuarly fond of.... And it doesn't bite, hard...
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Actually, gerbils do bite!
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Funniest: 2ox's night out
Worst porn: "2ox and 'ender hit the town"
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Damn! I must of been drunk at that time.... Can't remember any of it...

Worst porn for me was when your mom entered the room with two pit-bulls, I still can't remember the name of that flick....


Who let the dogs out
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Who let the dogs out
No it was "Rover & Spot go pussy hunting on the wrong side of the tracks"
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'cause the dogs weren't big enough...... She wanted that bat!!
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Really? I thought she just had a thing for wood....
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She does,but yours is just a twig.
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For her it's a twig, for you it's a giant oak, big guy....
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But 'ox said it's a toothpick. Now what does that say?
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It says that Ob1 has been over to 2oxs too many times..... With his bat.
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You guys are sharing 'ox's bat,ain't you?
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Make sure you wrap that rascal.
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You guys are sharing 'ox's bat,ain't you?
Heaven forbid! That would be perverted! What kinda boy do you think I am?
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Just as long as you follow the "good word" of the almighty Bastard, you'll be alright.
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