05-01-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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 | What Are The Teachers Really Doing? If you guys out there haven't figured it out, jugHEAD, Lynniebits, and myself don't have students today. That would explain our "dedication" to the site today. Okay, now for the what I was meaning to post...here's what some of our 5th graders thought teachers do on their days off: 1. Play poker 2. Blast music and dance in the hallway in their socks 3. Set-up a waterslide on the outside hill 4. Rollerchair races down the hallway 5. Go through everyone's lockers and steal the good stuff 6. Food fight with all the old food in the cafeteria 7. Sleep 8. Eat 9. Do burn-outs in the parking lot 10. Make fun of their students Okay, class, here is your assignment for the day: What do you think REALLY went on in the teacher's lounge? I know for a fact that I have at one time smoked, played "destroy the coffee mugs" volleyball, seen a male co-worker's red thong, and discussed the finer points of sex, drugs, and well, sex. Isn't it sad to think I'm one of the "good" teachers?
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05-01-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Hmmmmmmmmmm.
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05-01-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? If your gonna dance, why have socks? Sounds like a buck naked event to me. 
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05-01-2006
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| Welder by day Sideshow operator by night   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Depends, got a flask? |
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05-01-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? My first year teaching at a certain northern Omaha school I celebrated the last day (no students!!! just teachers!!!) by having some tasty drinks.
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05-01-2006
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? at my school we have a weekly impersonation contest. Basically we do immitations of the tards, dorks, and dweebs in our school. One of my finest moments involve me pulling my pants up to my armpits, drooling at the mouth and saying, "My mom says you are a MEAN teacher!" in a retard voice..... pretty much an everyday thing..... until the asst superintendent walked in. 
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05-01-2006
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| proud beta test subject  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? You send someone down to the media center, wheel back that old clamshell rear projection movie thing and break out the old "sex education" movies. you're all a bunch of pervs. now I wish I would of went to public school.
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05-01-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Now thats funny!  Wheres my brick.....
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05-01-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? What they are really doing?? Well, they could tell you but I have their mouths full at the moment... |
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05-01-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Need something to do with your sticks?
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? I was really pulling for Billy...until he brought out that brick. And, no, we don't play with our sticks. Perverts.
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| Frotch Central  Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Quote:
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Quote: Originally Posted by 2ox you're all a bunch of pervs. now I wish I would of went to public school. Quote:
Nah, 'ox was home schooled, and still plenty perverted...     
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| Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? nice ^^^^^
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05-02-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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05-02-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? I dunno about you guys, but I work really hard on my day without kids!
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05-02-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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 | Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? I think I am starting to see why I turned out like I did
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05-02-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: What Are The Teachers Really Doing? Sure, blame the teachers.
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