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jugHEAD · 05-10-2006

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Originally Posted by Two2mnyxs

"I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...or at least I have been told"

WOW umm yea wanna go out some time

Hey two you dont want to go out with a girl that can do that....just stay in!!! if you go out and do that you wiull get arrested!!

**mike** · 05-10-2006

OK, now that I'll have to pass on. I did do it once. Always willing to try something once to see if I like it. I did not care for that one. Not given or taken.

jugHEAD · 05-10-2006

As long as its clean...... I am game!!!!!

**ob1** · 05-10-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

...I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...

Yes, but can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and lay back with a beer?...to me, that's a lady!

Chubby · 05-10-2006

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Originally Posted by ob1

Yes, but can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and lay back with a beer?...to me, that's a lady!

How about suck starting a Harley? Is that even possible?

**Thender** · 05-10-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

How about suck starting a Harley? Is that even possible?

Yup... Ob1 suck starts my Harley every night....*Isn't that right, Harley?*

Lynniebits · 05-10-2006

Chubby, I don't think it is possible...you need spark.

Ob, well I dunno never tried, but up to try anything once.

Jughead, well, depends on the guy. I mean if you are Joe Schmo I've gone out with a few times and we are getting along, and we are to the sex point, then no. If we have been dating for a long time, and you REALLY want me to, probably. Although sometimes it tastes funky, and then I have to pass.

Now I have a question for the men. The balls, do we touch them, no, a little squeeze, what? Cuz really you men are all over the place on that one.

TNT_Tony · 05-11-2006

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Originally Posted by jugHEAD

Man--->TONY (just kidding)!!!!!

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------>jugHEAD

TNT_Tony<------

Just kidding.......wait a sec....those weren't pellets in the gun.....whoops...

jugHEAD · 05-11-2006

Mine doesnt taste like funk...... more of a reggae/classical rock fusion taste!
I once heard that the taste is dependent on what the guy eats.......
I am eating pineapple and madarain oranges for 2 weeks straight before the next TNTU getogether!!!!
Now onto the balls.... personally you dont even have to touch the throck if you know how to play with the hardyboys the right way. use your tounge and fingers the right way and IM OUT!!!!

Lynniebits · 05-11-2006

Good to know Juggie. You better start eating that pineapple now!

teachergirl · 05-12-2006

I'll put pineapple in my jello shots for you guys

**mike** · 05-12-2006

ZCHICK · 05-18-2006

Wow i have found a Thread that is close to my heart (or other things)

Sounds like you have your "hands" full Lynnie and TeacherGirl with all these guys. I am new to this site and glad i found ya!

Lynniebits · 05-18-2006

Yes the men on here a quite a handful, and we could use the help in orally venting thier sexual frustrations. (I gave them so much fodder in that last sentence). Welcome ZChick, and post away.

teachergirl · 05-18-2006

Ditto on that Chick...the guys are so easy to play with on this site

**mike** · 05-18-2006

Some of us are hard!!!

teachergirl · 05-18-2006

ummm....nah, I'd say the men are pretty limp...flacid even

**mike** · 05-18-2006

See? Now you went and hurt my widdle feewings.

2ox · 05-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

Ditto on that Chick...the guys are so easy to play with on this site

all the guys?!?!?!!?!?!?

don't make me use the insipid hag card!!

**mike** · 05-18-2006

Damn, I wasn't going to go that deep.

Two2mnyxs · 05-18-2006

thats what the blue pill is for WOOT

josh · 05-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

ummm....nah, I'd say the men are pretty limp...flacid even

so what was all that shit about liking my meat?? just your usual bullshit??

ZCHICK · 05-18-2006

Thanks guys for the welcum

Man it sucks to be caller 66!!!! i would love to go to Ireland!!!!!

Nazarah · 05-18-2006

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2ox · 05-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazarah

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I sense a censor coming up soon.....

05-10-2006	#252
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.73 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... OK, now that I'll have to pass on. I did do it once. Always willing to try something once to see if I like it. I did not care for that one. Not given or taken. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-10-2006	#253
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 163.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... As long as its clean...... I am game!!!!! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-10-2006	#257
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Chubby, I don't think it is possible...you need spark. Ob, well I dunno never tried, but up to try anything once. Jughead, well, depends on the guy. I mean if you are Joe Schmo I've gone out with a few times and we are getting along, and we are to the sex point, then no. If we have been dating for a long time, and you REALLY want me to, probably. Although sometimes it tastes funky, and then I have to pass. Now I have a question for the men. The balls, do we touch them, no, a little squeeze, what? Cuz really you men are all over the place on that one. __________________ God I need a nap.

05-11-2006	#259
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 163.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Mine doesnt taste like funk...... more of a reggae/classical rock fusion taste! I once heard that the taste is dependent on what the guy eats....... I am eating pineapple and madarain oranges for 2 weeks straight before the next TNTU getogether!!!! Now onto the balls.... personally you dont even have to touch the throck if you know how to play with the hardyboys the right way. use your tounge and fingers the right way and IM OUT!!!! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-11-2006	#260
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Good to know Juggie. You better start eating that pineapple now! __________________ God I need a nap.

05-12-2006	#261
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I'll put pineapple in my jello shots for you guys __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-12-2006	#262
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.73 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-18-2006	#263
ZCHICK Sex Is Better Wetter!!!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 4 Throcks: 160.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Wow i have found a Thread that is close to my heart (or other things) Sounds like you have your "hands" full Lynnie and TeacherGirl with all these guys. I am new to this site and glad i found ya!

05-18-2006	#264
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Yes the men on here a quite a handful, and we could use the help in orally venting thier sexual frustrations. (I gave them so much fodder in that last sentence). Welcome ZChick, and post away. __________________ God I need a nap.

05-18-2006	#265
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Ditto on that Chick...the guys are so easy to play with on this site __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-18-2006	#266
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.73 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Some of us are hard!!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-18-2006	#267
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... ummm....nah, I'd say the men are pretty limp...flacid even __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-18-2006	#268
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.73 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... See? Now you went and hurt my widdle feewings. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-18-2006	#270
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.73 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Damn, I wasn't going to go that deep. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-18-2006	#271
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 850.45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... thats what the blue pill is for WOOT __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

05-18-2006	#273
ZCHICK Sex Is Better Wetter!!!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 4 Throcks: 160.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Thanks guys for the welcum Man it sucks to be caller 66!!!! i would love to go to Ireland!!!!!

05-18-2006	#274
Nazarah The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26 Posts: 462 Throcks: 200.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Since I have not posted here yet............thought I'd add something sexual. 8888M:::::888MM::::::::8:::::::::::M::::8888::::M: :::M 88888M:::::88:M::::::::::8:::::::::::M:::8888::::: :M::M 88 888MM:::888:M:::::::::::::::::::::::M:8888:::::::: :M: 8 88888M:::88::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:88:::::::: ::::M 88888M:::88::M::::::::::88::::::::::M:88:::::::: ::::::M 888888M:::88::M:::::::::88@@88:::::::::M::88:::::: ::::::::M 888888MM::88::MM::::::::88@@88:::::::::M:::8:::::: ::::::::8 88888 M:::8::MM:::::::::88::::::::::M::::::::::::::::: 88@@ 8888 MM::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::::MM::::::::::::::::: 88@@ 888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::MM::M:::::::::::::::: 8 888 MM:::::::MMM::::::::::::::::MM:::MM::::::::::::::: M 88 M::::::::MMMM:::::::::::MMMM:::::MM::::::::::::MM 88 MM:::::::::MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM::::::::MMM::::::::MMM 88 MM::::::::::::MMMMMMM::::::::::::::MMMMMMMMMM 88 8MM::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMMMMM 8 88MM::::::::::::::::::::::M:::M::::::::MM 888MM::::::::::::::::::MM::::::MM::::::MM 88888MM:::::::::::::::MMM:::::::mM:::::MM 888888MM:::::::::::::MMM:::::::::MMM:::M 88888888MM:::::::::::MMM:::::::::::MM:::M 88 8888888M:::::::::MMM::::::::::::::M:::M 8 888888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::M:::M: 888888 M::::::M:::::::::::::::::::M:::MM 888888 M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::M:M 888888 M:::::M:::::::::@::::::::::::::M::M 88888 M::::::::::::::@@:::::::::::::::M::M 88888 M::::::::::::::@@@::::::::::::::::M::M 88888 M:::::::::::::::@@::::::::::::::::::M::M 88888 M:::::m::::::::::@::::::::::Mm:::::::M:::M 8888 M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::M:::M 8888 M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::M:::M 888 M:::::Mm::::::::::::::::::::::MMM:::::::::M::::M 8888 MM::::Mm:::::::::::::::::::::MMMM:::::::::m::m:::M 888 M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::::::M::mm::: M 8888 MM:::::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::mM::MM:: :M: M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::mM::MM:: :Mm MM::::::m:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM: ::MM M::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::M: ::MM MM:::::::::M:::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::M:M :::MM M:::::::::::M88:::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM ::MMM M::::::::::::8888888888M::::::::::::::::::::::::MM ::MM M:::::::::::::88888888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M: :MM __________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right

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