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josh · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

You boys are mean! I'm taking my toys and going home!

why are the batteries dead?

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

But, did you really have to involve the midgets and the farm animals?! I mean, that was just wrong. You both should be ashamed. I mean, Mike, I can understand...he doesn't really know any better...but thender...

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Hey, what we do is in no way, shape, or form private. Public all the way!!!

Yeah! We like to charge admission.....

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by josh

why are the batteries dead?

I don't really have to worry...I buy them in bulk at Sam's Club

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

Hey, the midgets were in need of work and the farm animals just happened to be there....

**mike** · 05-24-2006

'ender is the one who tought me all I know.

josh · 05-24-2006

good idea. btw what's wrong with involving midgets?

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

But, did you really need to shave them? Animals have feelings too!

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

'ender is the one who tought me all I know.

And class starts at 7:00!!! Bring your ky...........

**mike** · 05-24-2006

They never said no!

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

But, did you really need to shave them? Animals have feelings too!

They're sheep! They're supposed to be shaved!

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

They're sheep! They're supposed to be shaved!

Sure, but did you have to shave their backsides in the shape of a target?

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

Mike's still learning..... He needs all the help he can get....

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

I know, I know...he needs a lot of help with his target practice.

**mike** · 05-24-2006

All depends on what the target is.

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

If it's beer, then mike needs no practice....

teachergirl · 05-24-2006

Just depends how much head is on it

**mike** · 05-24-2006

But you can never get too much practice.

**Thender** · 05-24-2006

^^Bada bing!

Lynniebits · 05-24-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

Sure, but did you have to shave their backsides in the shape of a target?

Actually I saw a sheep with "Mike was here" shaved into its rump, and I kinda thought it was weird at the time, but now I know why.

**ob1** · 05-24-2006

lol...Luv this thread ladies! Rock on!

jpa · 05-25-2006

thanks for the entertainment, needed that

TNT_Tony · 05-25-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

Tony...sorry you're sick

Thanks. I actually feel a lot better now. I'm not sure what the heck was going on last night. The fever I mentioned was just one of the things I had to suffer through. I'm just glad it's over.

2ox · 05-25-2006

jugHEAD · 05-25-2006

I dont know how much this is related to sex.... except in a nasty sicko way....but did anyone watch the Dateline NBC last night!! The showed an undercover (lack of a better word) sting on online predators. These guys actually showed up wanting sex with 12-14 yr old boys and girls..... a rabbi, a teacher (no smart ass comments, I was watching the show not in the show), a NYC fireman, one guy showed up with his own son. The best was the guy that showed up, got naked and started stroking it in the kitchen before dateline cam in with the camera---> sickos!!!!

05-24-2006	#352
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... But, did you really have to involve the midgets and the farm animals?! I mean, that was just wrong. You both should be ashamed. I mean, Mike, I can understand...he doesn't really know any better...but thender... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-24-2006	#355
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05-24-2006	#356
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.63 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,607 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... 'ender is the one who tought me all I know. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

05-24-2006	#357
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05-24-2006	#358
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... But, did you really need to shave them? Animals have feelings too! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-24-2006	#360
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.63 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,607 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... They never said no! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

05-24-2006	#363
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Mike's still learning..... He needs all the help he can get.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-24-2006	#364
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I know, I know...he needs a lot of help with his target practice. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-24-2006	#365
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.63 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,607 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... All depends on what the target is. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

05-24-2006	#366
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... If it's beer, then mike needs no practice.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-24-2006	#367
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Just depends how much head is on it __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-24-2006	#368
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.63 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,607 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... But you can never get too much practice. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

05-24-2006	#369
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... ^^Bada bing! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-24-2006	#371
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,203 Throcks: 2,736.82 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,137 Times in 617 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... lol...Luv this thread ladies! Rock on! __________________ Ban the lizards!

05-25-2006	#372
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05-25-2006	#374
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05-25-2006	#375
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 317 Throcks: 380.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I dont know how much this is related to sex.... except in a nasty sicko way....but did anyone watch the Dateline NBC last night!! The showed an undercover (lack of a better word) sting on online predators. These guys actually showed up wanting sex with 12-14 yr old boys and girls..... a rabbi, a teacher (no smart ass comments, I was watching the show not in the show), a NYC fireman, one guy showed up with his own son. The best was the guy that showed up, got naked and started stroking it in the kitchen before dateline cam in with the camera---> sickos!!!! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

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