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Lynniebits · 05-26-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

What is the first?

Her eyes of course.

harmany · 05-27-2006

the first thing i see are their eyes

harmany · 05-27-2006

i love a beatiful pair of eyes to look into

Lynniebits · 05-28-2006

That's sweet, probably not totally true, but sweet.

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

I like looking into a nice set of headlights. I could stare at headlights for hours.... I also like to try and aim headlights.

Lynniebits · 05-28-2006

Of course you do.

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!

In case someone didn't know what I was insinuating....

Chubby · 05-28-2006

I'm pretty good and driving a stick.....

Nevermind.....

**Thender** · 05-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

I'm pretty good at driving a stick.....

I need all the experienced drivers that I can get...

Logan · 05-29-2006

from the front it's tits, crotch, legs, crotch (double checking for camel toe), tits, mouth (smile is good so are teeth), eyes then hair.

from the back it's ass, legs, ass, hair, ass, ass, ass then ass.

Lynniebits · 05-30-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

from the front it's tits, crotch, legs, crotch (double checking for camel toe), tits, mouth (smile is good so are teeth), eyes then hair.

from the back it's ass, legs, ass, hair, ass, ass, ass then ass.

Logan, at least you are honest.

Lynniebits · 05-30-2006

I think we all need more sex...even if it is just with ourselves.

BTW isn't it funny how we check each other out (men and women) and then once you end up in bed with someone...you don't care about the stuff you checked out in the first place. Chances are she had a pushup bra on, or he had a roll of quarters down his pants, but things are rarely what they seem. Yet, when you are naked you don't really care.

Lynniebits · 05-30-2006

Funny story, this weekend the most action I got was walking into the bathroom on a 25 year old mildly retarded African-American guy jerking off in my cousin's bathroom. It was a slow weekend.

Two2mnyxs · 05-30-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Funny story, this weekend the most action I got was walking into the bathroom on a 25 year old mildly retarded African-American guy jerking off in my cousin's bathroom. It was a slow weekend.

LMAO well thats entertainment right there

**mike** · 05-30-2006

Damn Lynne. That's a visual you'll never forget.

Lynniebits · 05-30-2006

OMFG I had nightmares...and the worst part is my cousin told me he'd been trying to find a way to "flirt" with me all day! EEEEWWWWWW. It is burned into my memory...I need more therapy.

**Thender** · 05-30-2006

Or more beer..

KUfan_Donnie · 05-30-2006

That's a liquid therapy that has been known to work...it's scientific!

**ob1** · 05-30-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Funny story, this weekend the most action I got was walking into the bathroom on a 25 year old mildly retarded African-American guy jerking off in my cousin's bathroom. It was a slow weekend.

...that's anything but slow, LB! A brother "shakin' hands with the unemployed"....wow

harmany · 05-31-2006

no its true L-bits

harmany · 05-31-2006

i love eyes dont get me wrong love breast and ass also

Lynniebits · 06-01-2006

I hear ya harmany. I love men for what and who they are, but a nice face, a nice ass and a big dick aren't bad either.

teachergirl · 06-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Funny story, this weekend the most action I got was walking into the bathroom on a 25 year old mildly retarded African-American guy jerking off in my cousin's bathroom. It was a slow weekend.

See what I miss when I go to DC?!

**mike** · 06-05-2006

Ladies,the guys brought up a good point on the show today. When you have a bachelorette party, why must you have special shirts made up, hats, etc... to bring attention to yourseves. Then get annoyed when guys pay attention to you?

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Speaking from non-experience (I have never taken the plunge so to speak), I'm all about the attention on my last night of freedom.

I think the girls who get annoyed would get annoyed no matter what. I feel if you wear a shirt that says "suck for a buck" you better be willing to have a bunch of guys take you up on it.

05-27-2006	#402
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 679 Throcks: 394.96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 862 Times in 156 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... the first thing i see are their eyes __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

05-27-2006	#403
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 679 Throcks: 394.96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 862 Times in 156 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... i love a beatiful pair of eyes to look into __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

05-28-2006	#404
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... That's sweet, probably not totally true, but sweet. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-28-2006	#405
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,881 Throcks: 9,044.52 Thanks: 13,904 Thanked 16,179 Times in 4,003 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I like looking into a nice set of headlights. I could stare at headlights for hours.... I also like to try and aim headlights. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-28-2006	#406
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Of course you do. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-28-2006	#407
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,881 Throcks: 9,044.52 Thanks: 13,904 Thanked 16,179 Times in 4,003 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!! In case someone didn't know what I was insinuating.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-28-2006 at 08:04 PM.

05-28-2006	#408
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 394.83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I'm pretty good and driving a stick..... Nevermind..... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-29-2006	#410
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 365.62 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... from the front it's tits, crotch, legs, crotch (double checking for camel toe), tits, mouth (smile is good so are teeth), eyes then hair. from the back it's ass, legs, ass, hair, ass, ass, ass then ass.

05-30-2006	#412
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I think we all need more sex...even if it is just with ourselves. BTW isn't it funny how we check each other out (men and women) and then once you end up in bed with someone...you don't care about the stuff you checked out in the first place. Chances are she had a pushup bra on, or he had a roll of quarters down his pants, but things are rarely what they seem. Yet, when you are naked you don't really care. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-30-2006	#413
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Funny story, this weekend the most action I got was walking into the bathroom on a 25 year old mildly retarded African-American guy jerking off in my cousin's bathroom. It was a slow weekend. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-30-2006	#415
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,352.07 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,068 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Damn Lynne. That's a visual you'll never forget. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

05-30-2006	#416
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... OMFG I had nightmares...and the worst part is my cousin told me he'd been trying to find a way to "flirt" with me all day! EEEEWWWWWW. It is burned into my memory...I need more therapy. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

05-30-2006	#417
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,881 Throcks: 9,044.52 Thanks: 13,904 Thanked 16,179 Times in 4,003 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Or more beer.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-30-2006	#418
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,063 Throcks: 1,153.94 Thanks: 3,150 Thanked 632 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... That's a liquid therapy that has been known to work...it's scientific! __________________ My liver must hate me

05-31-2006	#420
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 679 Throcks: 394.96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 862 Times in 156 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... no its true L-bits __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

05-31-2006	#421
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 679 Throcks: 394.96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 862 Times in 156 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... i love eyes dont get me wrong love breast and ass also __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

06-01-2006	#422
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I hear ya harmany. I love men for what and who they are, but a nice face, a nice ass and a big dick aren't bad either. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-05-2006	#424
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,352.07 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,068 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Ladies,the guys brought up a good point on the show today. When you have a bachelorette party, why must you have special shirts made up, hats, etc... to bring attention to yourseves. Then get annoyed when guys pay attention to you? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-05-2006	#425
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 367.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Speaking from non-experience (I have never taken the plunge so to speak), I'm all about the attention on my last night of freedom. I think the girls who get annoyed would get annoyed no matter what. I feel if you wear a shirt that says "suck for a buck" you better be willing to have a bunch of guys take you up on it. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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