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**mike** · 06-05-2006

Ok. I can just remember twice for sure it has happened to me.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Ok. I can just remember twice for sure it has happened to me.

Well...um...how do I say this without being rude?

Are you sure it isn't just you the girls are annoyed by?

**mike** · 06-05-2006

Hey,its possible. I do have more "charming" moments.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Followed by hysterical screams of, "run away...he's coming over here to suck on your shirt!!"

**mike** · 06-05-2006

It tasted like chicken. What's a guy to do?

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Hey, better chicken than tuna I always say

Two2mnyxs · 06-05-2006

Tuna BAD

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Two2 no like bad meat.

**mike** · 06-05-2006

He's smart. He just like it clean and well tended to.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Are we still talking about meat?

**mike** · 06-05-2006

In a way..

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

So, I guess I would be a vegetarian (if I am following the dirty talk correctly)

I probably need a diagram...I'm a bit more visual

**mike** · 06-05-2006

Not a problem

Lynniebits · 06-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

See what I miss when I go to DC?!

Yeah, I forgot to tell you that story!

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Stories, stories!! Looks like another night of drinking for me!

**Thender** · 06-05-2006

Chubby · 06-25-2006

There must be no sex talk going on around here if this thread has not been updated in two weeks...... Where is Lynnie & TG?

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

There's nothing going on, on any of the threads...........

People seem to be busy with other things....

jpa · 06-25-2006

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**Thender** · 06-25-2006

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

2ox · 06-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

There must be no sex talk going on around here if this thread has not been updated in two weeks...... Where is Lynnie & TG?

on their yearly summer binge......

Chubby · 06-25-2006

Well, since they aren't around. I'll add a little something. I went to a sex toy party last night. It was pretty good. Made a few purchases. Then my friends and I went to one of the adult stores in CB. This was because one of my friends had never even seen a butt plug before. So while we were there we found a few of the items that were shown at the party to be also merchandise that this adult store sold. I felt as I had been screwed by how much I purchased my items for. Okay. That's enough for now. I'm sure it will give people something talk about.

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

I think I can speak for all the guys on the site, when I say.....

Chubby · 06-25-2006

Do you need a towel thender?

**ob1** · 06-25-2006

So what did you buy and when do you plan on using it?

06-05-2006	#426
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Ok. I can just remember twice for sure it has happened to me. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#428
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Hey,its possible. I do have more "charming" moments. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#429
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Followed by hysterical screams of, "run away...he's coming over here to suck on your shirt!!" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#430
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... It tasted like chicken. What's a guy to do? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#431
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Hey, better chicken than tuna I always say __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#432
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 951 Throcks: 1,946.56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Tuna BAD __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

06-05-2006	#433
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Two2 no like bad meat. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#434
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... He's smart. He just like it clean and well tended to. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#435
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Are we still talking about meat? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#436
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... In a way.. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#437
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... So, I guess I would be a vegetarian (if I am following the dirty talk correctly) I probably need a diagram...I'm a bit more visual __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#438
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,398 Throcks: 4,730.38 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 1,924 Times in 481 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Not a problem __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#440
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 251.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Stories, stories!! Looks like another night of drinking for me! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#441
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,394 Throcks: 3,830.17 Thanks: 4,475 Thanked 4,810 Times in 1,289 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-25-2006	#442
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06-25-2006	#443
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,394 Throcks: 3,830.17 Thanks: 4,475 Thanked 4,810 Times in 1,289 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... There's nothing going on, on any of the threads........... People seem to be busy with other things.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-25-2006	#444
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06-25-2006	#445
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,394 Throcks: 3,830.17 Thanks: 4,475 Thanked 4,810 Times in 1,289 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-25-2006	#447
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 267.38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Well, since they aren't around. I'll add a little something. I went to a sex toy party last night. It was pretty good. Made a few purchases. Then my friends and I went to one of the adult stores in CB. This was because one of my friends had never even seen a butt plug before. So while we were there we found a few of the items that were shown at the party to be also merchandise that this adult store sold. I felt as I had been screwed by how much I purchased my items for. Okay. That's enough for now. I'm sure it will give people something talk about. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-25-2006	#448
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,394 Throcks: 3,830.17 Thanks: 4,475 Thanked 4,810 Times in 1,289 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I think I can speak for all the guys on the site, when I say..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-25-2006	#449
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 267.38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Do you need a towel thender? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-25-2006	#450
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,371 Throcks: 1,443.06 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,351 Times in 308 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... So what did you buy and when do you plan on using it? __________________ "Hey, great..."

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