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**Thender** · 06-25-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

I felt as I had been screwed by how much I purchased my items for.

You felt like you were screwed while buying sex toys?

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

Do you need a towel thender?

No thanks.... I have one standing in the corner.....

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

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Originally Posted by ob1

So what did you buy and when do you plan on using it?

Yes!! Tell us!!!

Chubby · 06-25-2006

Oh you know the usual.

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

Oh you know the usual.

NO... WE DON'T!!!!! TELL US!!!!!!

**ob1** · 06-25-2006

Yes, Chub, we need details and photos if possible...

jpa · 06-25-2006

Lynniebits · 06-26-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

There must be no sex talk going on around here if this thread has not been updated in two weeks...... Where is Lynnie & TG?

Does this mean you guys miss us? See you do love the insipid bitches! We are on summer vacation, which means TG is working her ass off at the Upstream, and I am spending insane amounts of time at the pool.

However, let me comment on the sex toy thing. The prices are always outragious...even at the store in CB. I think the most I have paid is like $125.00, and I don't use it that often. It is like a supply and demand thing. Best one I ever bought is a G-spot one...and it doesn't even vibrate, but you don't really need it to.

Two2mnyxs · 06-26-2006

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Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Best one I ever bought is a G-spot one...and it doesn't even vibrate, but you don't really need it to.

now thats the subject matter we want to hear about

**Thender** · 06-26-2006

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Originally Posted by Lynniebits

However, let me comment on the sex toy thing. The prices are always outragious...even at the store in CB. I think the most I have paid is like $125.00, and I don't use it that often. It is like a supply and demand thing. Best one I ever bought is a G-spot one...and it doesn't even vibrate, but you don't really need it to.

Lynniebits · 06-26-2006

So glad I could entertain you boys!

Two2mnyxs · 06-26-2006

well you do it so well dear

jpa · 06-26-2006

more.....

**ob1** · 06-26-2006

*showing my "O" face* ... thanks LB!

**Thender** · 06-26-2006

I love it when I make you do the "O" face....

**ob1** · 06-26-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

I love it when I make you do the "O" face....

...me too pal!

After all, if you can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, you can most certainly pleasure me.

**Thender** · 06-26-2006

That still doesn't compare to your hoover anctics of sucking a bowling ball through a garden hose.... My sphincter is still puckered...

Lynniebits · 06-27-2006

So here is what I am thinking today.
What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?

Here's mine: I have this device that allows two people to share it. It is sorta like two vibrating bullets or something, connected by cords so you can get it out if ya know what I mean.
So I had used this device on myself while with my boyfriend a couple of times, and he enjoyed it. So once I mentioned that he use it...up his ass. Well, I thought he would say no way, but he let me do it. Don't worry OB1 I was gentle. Anyway when we were done he mentioned how much he enjoyed it, and then asked me if I thought that meant he was gay. I told him probably not, but he needed to ask Thender to make sure.
J/K thender, you know I love ya.
Anyway, there's mine, so tell me yours.
I have also been tied up, and stuff like that, but this was the funniest/kinkiest time.

**Thender** · 06-27-2006

The kinkiest thing that ever happened to me is when this guy asked me if he was gay because he let his girlfriend put a silver bullet up his ass and I had to show him what gay really was....

**mike** · 06-27-2006

Lynne, it's not your fault 'ender liked the other end of that toy as much as he did. Who knew he would all of a sudden get into farm animals?

**Thender** · 06-27-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Lynne, it's not your fault 'ender liked the other end of that toy as much as he did. Who knew he would all of a sudden get into farm animals?

Okay... I am now trying to wrap my mind around that one....

I need more contemplation....

Oh! by the way, mike. You had better be taking care of my sheep!

They always seem to walk funny, after you return them....

**mike** · 06-27-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Okay... I am now trying to wrap my mind around that one....

I need more contemplation....

Oh! by the way, mike. You had better be taking care of my sheep!

They always seem to walk funny, after you return them....

I have one of them, but the rest you said you could handle!!

**Thender** · 06-27-2006

One??? You fricken wool-slut! You took the whole trailer full!!! You had better not be renting them out again!!!

**mike** · 06-27-2006

You told me it was ok, you had yours covered!!!!!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 06-27-2006

MY BALLS!!! I told you! I had my BALLS covered!!!! You wanking wool-slut!!!

You have all the sheep! And you're supposed to be keeping them fed and warm.....

If they're not OK, then you owe me a pair of new long-johns....

06-25-2006	#454
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06-25-2006	#456
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06-25-2006	#457
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06-26-2006	#461
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... So glad I could entertain you boys! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-26-2006	#462
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,197.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... well you do it so well dear __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

06-26-2006	#463
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,844 Throcks: 2,504.36 Thanks: 1,236 Thanked 5,591 Times in 1,151 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... more..... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-26-2006	#464
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,203 Throcks: 2,734.93 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,130 Times in 617 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... showing my "O" face ... thanks LB!

06-26-2006	#465
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I love it when I make you do the "O" face.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-26-2006	#467
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... That still doesn't compare to your hoover anctics of sucking a bowling ball through a garden hose.... My sphincter is still puckered... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-27-2006	#468
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... So here is what I am thinking today. What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done? Here's mine: I have this device that allows two people to share it. It is sorta like two vibrating bullets or something, connected by cords so you can get it out if ya know what I mean. So I had used this device on myself while with my boyfriend a couple of times, and he enjoyed it. So once I mentioned that he use it...up his ass. Well, I thought he would say no way, but he let me do it. Don't worry OB1 I was gentle. Anyway when we were done he mentioned how much he enjoyed it, and then asked me if I thought that meant he was gay. I told him probably not, but he needed to ask Thender to make sure. J/K thender, you know I love ya. Anyway, there's mine, so tell me yours. I have also been tied up, and stuff like that, but this was the funniest/kinkiest time. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-27-2006	#469
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... The kinkiest thing that ever happened to me is when this guy asked me if he was gay because he let his girlfriend put a silver bullet up his ass and I had to show him what gay really was.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 06-27-2006 at 01:14 PM.

06-27-2006	#470
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Lynne, it's not your fault 'ender liked the other end of that toy as much as he did. Who knew he would all of a sudden get into farm animals? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-27-2006	#473
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... One??? You fricken wool-slut! You took the whole trailer full!!! You had better not be renting them out again!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-27-2006	#474
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... You told me it was ok, you had yours covered!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-27-2006	#475
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... MY BALLS!!! I told you! I had my BALLS covered!!!! You wanking wool-slut!!! You have all the sheep! And you're supposed to be keeping them fed and warm..... If they're not OK, then you owe me a pair of new long-johns.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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