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Old 05-03-2006   #26
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Nuttin Thender, nuttin at all. I am actually pretty shy.
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Strangest place? Against a washing machine in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia at 2 in the morning.
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Mountain goats don't count, mike
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Sorry,'girl. Last I checked, aren't any mountain goats in the desert.
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

I know, I know!

(jeesh, mike, you TOLD me you didn't want ANYONE to know about the camel...and the camel's sister...)
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No,no,no I told her sister she would just have to go elsewhere.There is just so much camel spit a man can handle.
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

Especially in regards to anal leakage...

Those pictures you sent too...I've never seen a man so happy to have a camel RIDE HIM...you're pretty freaky
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Hey, I do what I can.
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Mike? and camels? You told me you quit! Cheater!!!!
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That was the last time, I swear!!!
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Uh huh...
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

Hey,give a guy a break. Some habits are hard to break.
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Some nuns in habits are hard to break too...
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All that is, is an extra shot or another beer. Then that habits coming off.
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How you guys can go from having sex with camels to stripping nuns is beyond me.
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

How about some discussion on your favorite terms for bodily fluids?

Man mustard
Bull gravy
Love juice
Baby batter
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Snail trail

Anyone else have some good ones?
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Tartar Sauce?
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How you guys can go from having sex with camels to stripping nuns is beyond me.
'Cause we are just that damn good!!
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

'Course giving the nuns some booze doesn't hurt either (why you had to get the camel drunk though....crazy, crazy man)
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The camel wanted something to drink, who was I to say no?
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

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How about some discussion on your favorite terms for bodily fluids?

Man mustard
Bull gravy
Love juice
Baby batter
Cock snot
Spooge
Vaginal Secretion
Clitty Litter
Snail trail

Anyone else have some good ones?
With descriptions like these, I think this thread needs a disclaimer that vomiting maybe a side affect.
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

Sorry about that Chubby...aim for thender...he gets turned on by bodily fluids!
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Just to clarify.... I get turned on by sweet bodily fluids..... Not anything like anal spewage or the like....
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

I thought you said you liked to clean-up mike afterward...I'm sorry...I must be tired or something (I get so confused who is bangin' who these days)
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