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jpa · 06-30-2006

bbaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

**Thender** · 06-30-2006

jpa, are you my d a a a a a dy?

jpa · 07-01-2006

yep, now get over here and give Daddy some loving

**Thender** · 07-01-2006

Lynniebits · 07-03-2006

OK I didn't want to do this but

This is NOT the I wanna bang sheep thread! Start your own damn thread for that.

**Thender** · 07-03-2006

It's still sex.....

josh · 07-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

It's still sex.....

true. it does'nt say sex with who or in this case what.

jpa · 07-03-2006

Booooooobbbbbiiiiieeeeeesssssssss!!!!

**Thender** · 07-03-2006

BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!

josh · 07-03-2006

boooooooooobbbbbbbbiiiiiieeeeessssss.

gotta be quiet i'm at work.

**Thender** · 07-03-2006

Not me! I have Vodka!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!

**mike** · 07-03-2006

What do I care

MAAAAAAAAAMARIES!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 07-03-2006

GLANDS!!!!!!!!!!

Lynniebits · 07-05-2006

OK sex with animals may be sex, but isn't it rape, cuz they can't really give their consent.
Now that you boys are back on topic. If it were a perfect world and you could have sex as many times as you wanted. How many times a day would you have sex?

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

At least once per day....

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

...until I empty my sack!

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

So that would be once a day for Ob1 as well...

Two2mnyxs · 07-05-2006

isnt this the quality vs quanity question?

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

So that would be once a day for Ob1 as well...

lol...talk about a hefty load!

jpa · 07-05-2006

hefty

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

hefty

He said it! I didn't....

By the way.... If the sheep doesn't run away from you.... Then she is giving consent...

Lynniebits · 07-13-2006

Well thender, only sheep are dumb enough to give you consent! LOL just kidding

**Thender** · 07-13-2006

Who the hell said sheep are smart...

Lynniebits · 07-26-2006

OK so this one is actually about sex...with a person not a sheep. How long does one wait to have sex with a new person? Saturday night after hanging out with my love slave Josh and his buddies I went to hook up with a new guy that I am "talking" to. I hate that saying, but it fits, and all my 8th graders say it so I sound cool. Anyway he is nice looking, smart and fun, which are my top three, and so far he is not a psycotic so I will probably see him again. My question is if this continues how long does a nice girl such as myself (insert giggles here) wait to have sex with a new guy?

This is always such a grey area. Help a sister out!

I would also like to give a shout out to all the people who have said they missed TG and myself this summer. I think there were at least 3.

2ox · 07-26-2006

7 minutes

why 7 minutes you ask...

it takes 3 seconds to make the first impression. And usually within the next 6 minutes and 57 seconds a person will fuck up that first impression. If he didn't fuck it up in that time frame....I say do him!

06-30-2006	#501
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06-30-2006	#502
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07-01-2006	#503
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07-01-2006	#504
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07-03-2006	#505
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07-03-2006	#510
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07-05-2006	#514
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07-05-2006	#515
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07-05-2006	#516
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07-13-2006	#522
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07-26-2006	#524
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 357.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... OK so this one is actually about sex...with a person not a sheep. How long does one wait to have sex with a new person? Saturday night after hanging out with my love slave Josh and his buddies I went to hook up with a new guy that I am "talking" to. I hate that saying, but it fits, and all my 8th graders say it so I sound cool. Anyway he is nice looking, smart and fun, which are my top three, and so far he is not a psycotic so I will probably see him again. My question is if this continues how long does a nice girl such as myself (insert giggles here) wait to have sex with a new guy? This is always such a grey area. Help a sister out! I would also like to give a shout out to all the people who have said they missed TG and myself this summer. I think there were at least 3. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

07-26-2006	#525
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.14 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... 7 minutes why 7 minutes you ask... it takes 3 seconds to make the first impression. And usually within the next 6 minutes and 57 seconds a person will fuck up that first impression. If he didn't fuck it up in that time frame....I say do him! Last edited by 2ox; 07-26-2006 at 10:14 AM.

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