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**Thender** · 07-26-2006

Sounds like great advice Ox!

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 07-26-2006

I like the three "date" rule*. Over done I know but hey, gives em three chances to get it right. If they do, well then you get to use that pent up energy. If not, well at least you don't have to put up with them calling you the next morning.

*Date being a subjective term. Use your own defs. *goes back to whistling innocently again*

Lynniebits · 07-26-2006

God I knew I could count on you guys for advice. Maybe I should ask my mom, or my aunt...the nun! LOL I am usually good for the three date rule. But people can keep the "cool" face on for three dates, I mean hell I keep them thinking I am normal for that long.

**Thender** · 07-26-2006

My first time it only took 2 hours of keeping my cool... And I did it while sharing a bottle of Wild Turkey....

Good memories....

teachergirl · 07-29-2006

(I think it just depends how much Jose you have in your system sweetie.)

No, seriously, you should wait to have sex until you're married.

Sinner.

**Thender** · 07-29-2006

Riiiiiiight.........

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

(I think it just depends how much Jose you have in your system sweetie.)

No, seriously, you should wait to have sex until you're married.

Sinner.

Like you right babe? (Busts out laughing)

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times...I'm waiting until I'm married

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

To do what exactly?

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

Okay, you got me, I'm a whore.

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

^^To do the windows....

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

No babe, whores charge for it.

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

I thought that was hos?

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

I dunno, I get confused these days...should I charge or not? Shit some people charge for what I can't give away!

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

I never paid you

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Yeah, you owe me! But you did get us free Jose shots...again.

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

Well, YOU were the one who said it was my birthday

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Yeah, but you were the one who was born, so I guess your mom got us the shots...go mom!

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

She's such an alcohol whore (that's my mom!)

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Well get free drinks where you can I guess. I did get us into that really cool house party too...lol.

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

Hey...I haven't been to a house party like that since my greek days

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Sweet, well it was kinda fun, but I haven't heard from him since...so whatever.

07-26-2006	#526
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Sounds like great advice Ox! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2006	#527
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 485 Throcks: 379.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I like the three "date" rule. Over done I know but hey, gives em three chances to get it right. If they do, well then you get to use that pent up energy. If not, well at least you don't have to put up with them calling you the next morning. Date being a subjective term. Use your own defs. goes back to whistling innocently again __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

07-26-2006	#528
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... God I knew I could count on you guys for advice. Maybe I should ask my mom, or my aunt...the nun! LOL I am usually good for the three date rule. But people can keep the "cool" face on for three dates, I mean hell I keep them thinking I am normal for that long. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

07-26-2006	#529
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... My first time it only took 2 hours of keeping my cool... And I did it while sharing a bottle of Wild Turkey.... Good memories.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-29-2006	#530
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... (I think it just depends how much Jose you have in your system sweetie.) No, seriously, you should wait to have sex until you're married. Sinner. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-29-2006	#531
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Riiiiiiight......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#533
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#534
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times...I'm waiting until I'm married __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#535
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... To do what exactly? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#536
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Okay, you got me, I'm a whore. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#537
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... ^^To do the windows.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#538
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... No babe, whores charge for it. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#539
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I thought that was hos? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#540
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I dunno, I get confused these days...should I charge or not? Shit some people charge for what I can't give away! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#541
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... I never paid you __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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08-02-2006	#542
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Yeah, you owe me! But you did get us free Jose shots...again. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#543
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#544
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Well, YOU were the one who said it was my birthday __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#545
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Yeah, but you were the one who was born, so I guess your mom got us the shots...go mom! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#546
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... She's such an alcohol whore (that's my mom!) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#547
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.47 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#548
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Well get free drinks where you can I guess. I did get us into that really cool house party too...lol. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

08-02-2006	#549
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Hey...I haven't been to a house party like that since my greek days __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#550
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread... Sweet, well it was kinda fun, but I haven't heard from him since...so whatever. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.