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Old 05-09-2006   #176
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How can I go through my day without a good "whacking" from you?
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I'm starting to come out of my funk now..........*sigh*
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

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How can I go through my day without a good "whacking" from you?
Don't worry mike .. I can't go the whole day with giving you at least one good whacking .. haha..
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Start Whackin'!
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

Seen that before,but an entertaining read.
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I haven't seen it before... Pretty good....
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Sadly, I'm collecting social security WAY too much
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

So sorry for the link!!! Not meant to hurt anyones feelings!!!
Didnt think I was putting porn on this sight, just a link to a crazy video!!! Not like I am the only person that has put a link to something questionable on here?? At least mine cam with a warning and a NSFW!!! I guess my fault
!?!? And since this is a "SEX THREAD" I didnt think it wold be a big deal
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Don't sweat it jug', just keep it in mind next time.Some of us don't care,but Dave does have other people to answer to.
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Just go on as if nothing happened Just follow the rules and keep harrassing the goils....
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Oh, harrass away young thender!
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Re: Lynniebits & Teachergirl's Sex Thread...

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So sorry for the link!!! Not meant to hurt anyones feelings!!!
Didnt think I was putting porn on this sight, just a link to a crazy video!!! Not like I am the only person that has put a link to something questionable on here?? At least mine cam with a warning and a NSFW!!! I guess my fault
!?!? And since this is a "SEX THREAD" I didnt think it wold be a big deal
Jughead..
Those are Dave's rules for the site, it isn't that you hurt anyone's feelings.. And yes 2ox has had to take things down, even I had to take down the cheerleader photos that I posted.. So no you are not alone in that category.. and Yes you did post it in the right thread.. so you get a gold star for that..
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Oh, harrass away young thender!
What? I wasn't talking about me.... Oh dear Lord, no! I am a perfect gentleman with nothing but the up-most respect for all women kind.
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He has something "up" when it comes to women..
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Shut the hell up. You couldn't have finished that post unless I told you how to spell respect.
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Respect..... S, E, X...... Respect.
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Ok, your learning! Good job.
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Up-most......F, R, E, A, K, Y.... Up-most.
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Ok, now we'll work on kinky.
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Kinky.....M, M, M.... Kinky.
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LMAO! That's pretty much how I spell it.
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..... This will be my last post since I'll probably be banned, now....
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Nah, it'll take her until tomorrow afternoon to actually understand what you typed.
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What?? MMM - Kinky.. no way.. I am too quite and shy..
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