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MMM

Okay Ladies...the season is coming up fast please prepare yourselves. Fellas, please pass on to ALL the ladies that you know.
Please raise your right big toe and repeat after me:

1. As a member of the Cute Diva Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
2. I promise to always wear sandals that fit.
3. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
4. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
5. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
6. I will shave or wax the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
7. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
8. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
9. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes.
10. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
11. I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
12. I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
13. I will promise to go to my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 and worth EVERY penny).
14. I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...

teachergirl

No duct tape on the sandals?
Damn!

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Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Lynniebits

I would add, "If my dog chews on my flip-flops I will no longer wear them, but will throw them away." I speak from experience!

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God I need a nap.

MMM

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2ox

while you're at it, trim up that 5 o'clock shadow too

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teachergirl

MMM, how do you walk on those things?

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Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Two2mnyxs

those look like claws Ouch

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MMM

Oh.. I should have told you those are thenders, mikes, and 2ox's I took the photos at the last TnTU get together..

Thender

Those aren't mine!!! Those are too sexy...

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teachergirl

That makes so much sense MMM!

Thender...don't be shy...it is totally okay to admit that you paint your toenails

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Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

jugHEAD

MMM if you make a guys list of the summer do's and dont's.... include the following

-at no point a guy should wear a fanny back
-unless your first name is Hulk spagehtti strap tank tops are a no no!
-no dark socks with sandles.... just make it no socks with sandles
-spandex shorts absolutely not..... unless your gay then go for it boyfriend!!!
-never ever wear clogs... unless your name is Sven and your from Holland

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AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

Lynniebits

Jughead those are all good rules for men!

MMM those pics are just nasty...how ya gonna wear shoes with those?

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God I need a nap.

Thender

I have never painted my nails.... A couple of girfriends have painted 'em.....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

mike

You should see them now.

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"Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

josh

mike don't sharpen them so much. that shit hurts.

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mike

ok,ok. I'll round them off. I just thought you would like them, kind of like spurs.

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"Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

Lynniebits

Ew!

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God I need a nap.

josh

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boobear

Do they look more like three-toed sloth claws or eagle talons?

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You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin'


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mike

Still talons,like they always were.

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"Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

boobear

More Summer Do's and Don't for Guys:

1: If you are an extremely hot, in shape, gorgeous man, then you must have myself, MMM, Daphne or any of the other fine ladies here at TnTU rub cocoa butter all over your god-like body.

Note: For me, that rule also applies if you are a woman and would like me to rub cocoa butter all over your smooth skin.

2: Cut off jean shorts are fine in my book but do not make/wear your own version of "Daisy Dukes" jean shorts. Unless you are trying not to get laid, the front pockets should not be longer than the cut off point.

3: Always and repeatedly tell us ladies at TnTU that we look amazing and sexy in our swimsuits. Obviously, we already know how great we look. It's just nice to hear it from you guys.

Remember: We are not conceited, we are just stating facts.

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You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin'


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Thender

First! We need to see you in your swimsuits! Or sans... There of....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...