05-10-2006
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| Mother's Day What are you getting your mother for Mother's Day? I think I am just giving my mother $. |
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05-10-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Mother's Day A Kick in the ass, and a "Get back to work!" card....
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05-10-2006
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| Re: Mother's Day Omg! |
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05-10-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Mother's Day I'm pretty serious.... Now the momma of my kids is a different story.... Flowers, candy and a card.
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05-10-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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 | Re: Mother's Day We aren't very big on that at my house. I would have to give my kid money to buy me a present, and then get my sister to take her somewhere to find it...not worth it. I know she loves me and I don't need a card to proove to me that she does.
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05-11-2006
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| proud beta test subject  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Mother's Day gift cards to a day spa.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Mother's Day And after taking care of your mom for a day,your gonna owe me 'ox.
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05-11-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Mother's Day i'm getting my wife a house. my mother will get candles or a card..... whatever my wife picks out.
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Mother's Day Quote:
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05-11-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Mother's Day Ain't nothing there anyways. 
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05-11-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Mother's Day Who'd a thunk that one would be able to find mom jokes here?
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05-11-2006
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Mother's Day yeah 'cause she sucked you dry. Happy Mothers Day!!!...........................trying to stay on topic........
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05-11-2006
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Mother's Day I see you hit the lottery mike....hmmmm around your birthday too..........what a coinky dink!!!
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05-11-2006
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Mother's Day My mom is outta town at her sister's what's up with that anyway? I mean doesn't she love her children? I feel like a damned orphan. So she isn't getting anything! Just kidding mom (cringes from the slap she knows she woulda gotten...maybe 15 years ago).
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05-12-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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 | Re: Mother's Day I wonder if my cats or dust bunnies are going to get me anything for Mother's Day? Do they have a day for women with no kids?
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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05-12-2006
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| Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33
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| Re: Mother's Day yeah its called ...FRIDAY and SATURDAY!!! Traditionally men buy these women drinks all night, in the hope of getting them so drunk that they will get to take them home and give them a present for approximately 5-10 mins......then when they wake up in the morning they do them the favor of not being there and acting like they dont even know them the next time tehy see them!! 
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05-12-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Mother's Day ^Yeah, but sometimes the guy ends up getting THE gift that keeps on giving....  The clap......
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05-12-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Mother's Day BOOTY CALL.
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05-12-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Mother's Day I made my mom a card and then I gave her a Mary Kay Satin Hands gift set. I hope she likes it. And I wonder what my girls (puppies) are getting me????
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05-12-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Mother's Day ^Look behind the couch.... You'll find thier gifts......
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