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teachergirl · 05-12-2006

That stinks Tatt...sorry that happened to you...I tell my kids they can be anything they want...ditch digger, fry cook, etc.

Lynniebits · 05-12-2006

I love that so many people wanted to be in music, makes much more sense that we are all on here.

Yes TG wanted to be a woman of God...now we just question him/her.

Chubby I hear ya, I wanted to be Mrs. Ben Affleck, well that job has been taken, so now I will settle for Mrs., well, I'd say anybody, but then you guys would be like "Mrs. Bum on the Street?" so let's jut say there are lots of possibilities.

jugHEAD · 05-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomaster1

I wanted to play football for Nebraska then the Dallas Cowboys, too bad I'm skinny, slow and white. So electrician here I came.

PM I need some work done!!!!

Dave · 05-12-2006

Travis Justice wanted to be a priest, he'd practice giving communion with an altar.

2ox · 05-12-2006

yes he would

Attachment 135

teachergirl · 05-12-2006

^ Ox -

Personally, I never "practiced" anything religious...I think I just liked the idea of wearing a robe to work

jugHEAD · 05-12-2006

I wouldhave loved to see you as a minister... then you could have married Lynnie and Tony since they love each other sooooooooo much!!! Maybe they should get marrried and then the next time they fight on here DAVE and be the judge and divorce them just like a soap. Mike and be your kid who you had with the gardener, but Tony thinks its his son. meanwhile Thender hired mike to kill his wife BOOBEAR for the insurance money and then plans to runaway to Rio with DAphne!!!!!!!!.....

**Thender** · 05-12-2006

Jug.....

**mike** · 05-12-2006

Great, so my dad is a gardener? Damn, that's the best you could do? I am living the life. And people wonder why I drink.

Al · 05-12-2006

Well when I was growing up I so wanted to be a DJ on the radio...I thought how cool it would be to spin your favorite songs..

teachergirl · 05-12-2006

Thank you Al for getting us back on topic...I think Jughead will make a great mental patient when he grows up! (ya know I luv ya big guy)

Lynniebits · 05-12-2006

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Originally Posted by Al

Well when I was growing up I so wanted to be a DJ on the radio...I thought how cool it would be to spin your favorite songs..

I always thought that would be cool too!

sndg311 · 05-12-2006

John Holmes without the aids or the gay part.

**Thender** · 05-12-2006

^You were a day dreamer, weren't you......

sndg311 · 05-12-2006

All Day.

jugHEAD · 05-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by sndg311

John Holmes without the aids or the gay part.

Hey without the aids.... I could handle the gay part!!!! I mean lets face it if he was gay, he still got more pussy than any 10 guys on here combinded!!!!

josh · 05-12-2006

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Originally Posted by jugHEAD

Hey without the aids.... I could handle the gay part!!!! I mean lets face it if he was gay, he still got more pussy than any 10 guys on here combinded!!!!

that's being a little modest. it is more like ALL of the men and women combined.

TNT_Tony · 05-13-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Jug.....

sndg311 · 05-13-2006

A Obg Eyn

Jasmine · 05-16-2006

a 40 year old divorcee...

**Thender** · 05-16-2006

^And????

2ox · 05-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

a 40 year old divorcee...

I take it you have achieved your goal?

jugHEAD · 05-16-2006

I would have liked have grown up to be Charlizze Therons bicycle seat!

Jasmine · 05-16-2006

Yes...

Jasmine · 05-16-2006

I know it seems weird, but let me explain. I lived in a very small town when I was a child. There was only one divorced woman in this town. She was a nice lady. However, all the neighbors had only bad things to say about her. If a repairman or workman went to her home, obviously, they did something bad! Poor thing, no matter what she did, they would say bad things about her, regardless of whether she did them or not.

It took me a little time, but I finally realized that this woman had true freedom whereas the gossip mongers did not! She had a bad rep even if she was good. So she could do as she liked!

05-12-2006	#26
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? That stinks Tatt...sorry that happened to you...I tell my kids they can be anything they want...ditch digger, fry cook, etc. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-12-2006	#27
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? I love that so many people wanted to be in music, makes much more sense that we are all on here. Yes TG wanted to be a woman of God...now we just question him/her. Chubby I hear ya, I wanted to be Mrs. Ben Affleck, well that job has been taken, so now I will settle for Mrs., well, I'd say anybody, but then you guys would be like "Mrs. Bum on the Street?" so let's jut say there are lots of possibilities. __________________ God I need a nap.

05-12-2006	#29
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05-12-2006	#30
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 582.79 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? yes he would Attachment 135 __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

05-12-2006	#31
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? ^ Ox - Personally, I never "practiced" anything religious...I think I just liked the idea of wearing a robe to work __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-12-2006	#32
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 163.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? I wouldhave loved to see you as a minister... then you could have married Lynnie and Tony since they love each other sooooooooo much!!! Maybe they should get marrried and then the next time they fight on here DAVE and be the judge and divorce them just like a soap. Mike and be your kid who you had with the gardener, but Tony thinks its his son. meanwhile Thender hired mike to kill his wife BOOBEAR for the insurance money and then plans to runaway to Rio with DAphne!!!!!!!!..... __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-12-2006	#33
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.53 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? Jug..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-12-2006	#34
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,094.31 Thanks: 621 Thanked 130 Times in 61 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? Great, so my dad is a gardener? Damn, that's the best you could do? I am living the life. And people wonder why I drink. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-12-2006	#35
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430 Throcks: 266.93 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? Well when I was growing up I so wanted to be a DJ on the radio...I thought how cool it would be to spin your favorite songs.. Last edited by Al; 05-12-2006 at 01:14 PM.

05-12-2006	#36
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? Thank you Al for getting us back on topic...I think Jughead will make a great mental patient when he grows up! (ya know I luv ya big guy) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

05-12-2006	#38
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 97 Throcks: 160.77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? John Holmes without the aids or the gay part. __________________ *Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!**

05-12-2006	#39
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.53 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? ^You were a day dreamer, weren't you...... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-12-2006	#40
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 97 Throcks: 160.77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? All Day. __________________ *Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!**

05-13-2006	#44
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 97 Throcks: 160.77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? A Obg Eyn __________________ *Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!**

05-16-2006	#45
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 181.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? a 40 year old divorcee...

05-16-2006	#46
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.53 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? ^And???? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-16-2006	#48
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 163.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? I would have liked have grown up to be Charlizze Therons bicycle seat! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

05-16-2006	#49
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 181.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? Yes...

05-16-2006	#50
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 181.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What did you wanna be? I know it seems weird, but let me explain. I lived in a very small town when I was a child. There was only one divorced woman in this town. She was a nice lady. However, all the neighbors had only bad things to say about her. If a repairman or workman went to her home, obviously, they did something bad! Poor thing, no matter what she did, they would say bad things about her, regardless of whether she did them or not. It took me a little time, but I finally realized that this woman had true freedom whereas the gossip mongers did not! She had a bad rep even if she was good. So she could do as she liked!

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