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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! ![]() ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| If you were stranded on an island....... Who would you want to be stranded with? And what 5 items would you want to be stranded with to make you time on the island just a little bit easier........ I'll go first..... I would want to be stranded with Johnny Depp. I'd want to have a pillow, duct tape, matches, swiss army knife and a tarp. I need the pillow to lay my head on, duct tape to keep Johnny tied up, matches to start fires, swiss army knife because my dad says everyone needs to have one and a tarp to keep me dry if it rains.....
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... I'd choose MacGyver. Dont need anything. He could make an airplane and a phone out of the sand on the island. We'd be off there in no time.
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! ![]() ![]() Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... I would like to be stranded with just one item....a boat....
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Nikki Cox. Food, Soap, Plenty of Viagra, Sierra Mist.
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ ![]() ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Jessica Simpson. beer, food, a stripper pole, matches, and more beer.
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| "Someone sh*t on the coats!" ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, a pocket knife, a life time supply of bottled water and a tent.
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Mary Ann. SoCo, T.V., Cell phone, House kit in a box, and an electricity generating plant.
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| hail hail rock-n-roll ![]() ![]() Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... A volleyball, coconuts, palm trees, sand, ocean, wind and KY jelly.
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... I guess all the funny answers are taken hum... Beer, water, M&M's and I dream of Jennie bottle and the jennie included |
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your ![]() ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Oh, yeah. How could I forget Wilson?
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| "Someone sh*t on the coats!" ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... After much consideration, I want to amend my answer. I would want with me Kate Beckinsale, Shakira and a full service resort.
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... My wife, a small tv, directv, my favorite Cubs floppy hat, a radio that gets Z92, and..........a comfy chair to sit in Yup, that's it, that's the list!
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| The stickiest of the ickiest ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Angelina Jolee, fresh water source, at least 5 cows, piggy's broken glasses so I can start the fire, a knife, and a list of those numbers that I have to punch into the computer in the hatch................
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your ![]() ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Naz...great Lord of the Flies reference...but you forgot about the conch.
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| Fear me, if you dare! ![]() ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
OK so here goes Sawyer, John, Jack and Jin from Lost, cuz Sawyer is hot, John knows how to do shit, Jack is a doctor and Jin is the best fisherman! I would also want a gun so when the "others" came for my daughter I could shoot them! The person I want with me is my daughter...and I am gonna kill the others and get Walt back!
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| The stickiest of the ickiest ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
When we went down to Jamaica for our honeymoon that was one of the first things I bought from the guys selling junk on the pier - and it was all because of that book!
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your ![]() ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... I just like the word "conch"...kinda sounds dirty, but it isn't.
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... kevin bacon.. 1) solar generator 2) computer 3) water 4) pot plant 5) sun block |
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
DAPHNE!!!!! shame on you!!!
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| The stickiest of the ickiest ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... That had better be medicinal pot Daphne.....
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| The stickiest of the ickiest ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... LOLOLOL! That picture is terrible! That is like Kevin Bacon minus 50 years!!!!!!! Oh no - he's gonna make me do the devil's tooth............
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| Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
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| The stickiest of the ickiest ![]() | Re: If you were stranded on an island....... Quote:
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