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Old 05-13-2006   #1
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If you were stranded on an island.......

Who would you want to be stranded with? And what 5 items would you want to be stranded with to make you time on the island just a little bit easier........

I'll go first.....

I would want to be stranded with Johnny Depp.

I'd want to have a pillow, duct tape, matches, swiss army knife and a tarp.

I need the pillow to lay my head on, duct tape to keep Johnny tied up, matches to start fires, swiss army knife because my dad says everyone needs to have one and a tarp to keep me dry if it rains.....
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I'd choose MacGyver. Dont need anything. He could make an airplane and a phone out of the sand on the island. We'd be off there in no time.
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Re: If you were stranded on an island.......

I would like to be stranded with just one item....a boat....
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Jessica Simpson. beer, food, a stripper pole, matches, and more beer.
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Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, a pocket knife, a life time supply of bottled water and a tent.
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A volleyball, coconuts, palm trees, sand, ocean, wind and KY jelly.
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Beer, water, M&M's and I dream of Jennie bottle and the jennie included
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Re: If you were stranded on an island.......

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I would like to be stranded with just one item....a boat....
and a volleyball named "Wilson"
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Oh, yeah. How could I forget Wilson?
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Re: If you were stranded on an island.......

After much consideration, I want to amend my answer. I would want with me Kate Beckinsale, Shakira and a full service resort.
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My wife, a small tv, directv, my favorite Cubs floppy hat, a radio that gets Z92, and..........a comfy chair to sit in

Yup, that's it, that's the list!
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Angelina Jolee, fresh water source, at least 5 cows, piggy's broken glasses so I can start the fire, a knife, and a list of those numbers that I have to punch into the computer in the hatch................
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Re: If you were stranded on an island.......

Naz...great Lord of the Flies reference...but you forgot about the conch.
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Angelina Jolee, fresh water source, at least 5 cows, piggy's broken glasses so I can start the fire, a knife, and a list of those numbers that I have to punch into the computer in the hatch................
OMFG Naz, love the Lord of the Flies and the LOST references!
OK so here goes Sawyer, John, Jack and Jin from Lost, cuz Sawyer is hot, John knows how to do shit, Jack is a doctor and Jin is the best fisherman! I would also want a gun so when the "others" came for my daughter I could shoot them! The person I want with me is my daughter...and I am gonna kill the others and get Walt back!
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Naz...great Lord of the Flies reference...but you forgot about the conch.
DAMN! the conch! HOW can I forget the conch?

When we went down to Jamaica for our honeymoon that was one of the first things I bought from the guys selling junk on the pier - and it was all because of that book!
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I just like the word "conch"...kinda sounds dirty, but it isn't.
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kevin bacon..

1) solar generator

2) computer

3) water

4) pot plant

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1) solar generator

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4) pot plant

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That had better be medicinal pot Daphne.....
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LOLOLOL!

That picture is terrible! That is like Kevin Bacon minus 50 years!!!!!!!

Oh no - he's gonna make me do the devil's tooth............
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LOLOLOL!

That picture is terrible! That is like Kevin Bacon minus 50 years!!!!!!!

Oh no - he's gonna make me do the devil's tooth............

I'll delete it


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I'll delete it


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ooooooo - you didn't have to delete it. It wasn't THAT bad. I suppose.
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