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**mike** · 05-19-2006

I have a feeling this thread will have a few of 'em.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Not me, I always watch what I say......

2ox · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

Why is America the only country in the world where we fill our garages full of junk and park our $50,000 SUVs in the driveway?

I had an erection once...........

**mike** · 05-19-2006

once....once....

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

I had an erection once...........

And it still got you into trouble.....

**mike** · 05-19-2006

and still is.....

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Ever wonder why there's an insect called the fly, but not one called the walk....

josh · 05-19-2006

why do we dirve on parkways and park on driveways??

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Why is josh still ugly after a fith of whiskey?

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Why do we ask ourselves why?

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Why do you drink?

Why do you smoke dope?

Why do you sing the songs that you wrote?

**mike** · 05-19-2006

again, back to my original question.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Why do you drink?

Why do you smoke dope?

Why do you sing the songs that you wrote?

To get drunk!

To get high!

Because I can!

Ode to Hank Williams Jr.

**mike** · 05-19-2006

Basically to sum it up... We do it because we are drunk and high.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

I don't drink when I'm drunk.....I drink TO get drunk.....If I was drunk, I wouldn't need to drink.....

Shit, I need a drink.....

**ob1** · 05-19-2006

Kick ass! 39 replies to this already!

Message from the Pancake Institute: FUCK WAFFLES!

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

Bring your waffles over here then! I'm so damn horny I'd screw the crack of dawn..... If I could get to it......

The replies will just keep growing dude....

josh · 05-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Why is josh still ugly after a fith of whiskey?

so you must of had 2 fifths last night.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

I'm working on my fourth.... And you're still ugly.... Here, put these paper bags over your head..... And put these paper bags over your feet.....

Nope.. Need another 5th......

josh · 05-19-2006

like i always say put a flag over my head and fuck me for glory.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

That's just so wrong in so many ways..... I am offended........ How dare you talk about your head that way!!!!!!!!

josh · 05-19-2006

sorry man i just got all excited

i will let you talk about my head from now on.

**Thender** · 05-19-2006

That's better..............

msquared · 05-20-2006

"I'd like to bend her over the couch and throw it in her ear"
A friend commenting on a particularly hot girl at our school

msquared · 05-20-2006

I can't wait to get that first bud light in me this weekend, goes down smooth. just like josh's mom on a pole at the lariat

05-19-2006	#26
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,416 Throcks: 4,771.29 Thanks: 5,074 Thanked 2,029 Times in 500 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I have a feeling this thread will have a few of 'em. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#27
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Not me, I always watch what I say...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#29
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,416 Throcks: 4,771.29 Thanks: 5,074 Thanked 2,029 Times in 500 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... once....once.... __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#31
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,416 Throcks: 4,771.29 Thanks: 5,074 Thanked 2,029 Times in 500 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... and still is..... __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#32
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Ever wonder why there's an insect called the fly, but not one called the walk.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#33
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,281 Throcks: 4.41 Thanks: 490 Thanked 346 Times in 70 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... why do we dirve on parkways and park on driveways?? __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-19-2006	#34
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Why is josh still ugly after a fith of whiskey? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#37
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,416 Throcks: 4,771.29 Thanks: 5,074 Thanked 2,029 Times in 500 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... again, back to my original question. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#39
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,416 Throcks: 4,771.29 Thanks: 5,074 Thanked 2,029 Times in 500 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Basically to sum it up... We do it because we are drunk and high. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

05-19-2006	#40
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I don't drink when I'm drunk.....I drink TO get drunk.....If I was drunk, I wouldn't need to drink..... Shit, I need a drink..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#41
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,371 Throcks: 1,446.85 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,369 Times in 308 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Kick ass! 39 replies to this already! Message from the Pancake Institute: FUCK WAFFLES! __________________ "Hey, great..."

05-19-2006	#42
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Bring your waffles over here then! I'm so damn horny I'd screw the crack of dawn..... If I could get to it...... The replies will just keep growing dude.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#44
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I'm working on my fourth.... And you're still ugly.... Here, put these paper bags over your head..... And put these paper bags over your feet..... Nope.. Need another 5th...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#45
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,281 Throcks: 4.41 Thanks: 490 Thanked 346 Times in 70 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... like i always say put a flag over my head and fuck me for glory. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-19-2006	#46
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... That's just so wrong in so many ways..... I am offended........ How dare you talk about your head that way!!!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-19-2006	#47
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,281 Throcks: 4.41 Thanks: 490 Thanked 346 Times in 70 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... sorry man i just got all excitedi will let you talk about my head from now on. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

05-20-2006	#49
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 245.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... "I'd like to bend her over the couch and throw it in her ear" A friend commenting on a particularly hot girl at our school __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

05-20-2006	#50
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 245.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I can't wait to get that first bud light in me this weekend, goes down smooth. just like josh's mom on a pole at the lariat __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

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