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**mike** · 05-21-2006

she just told you your ass was too big.

2ox · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

And I've never been so insulted in my life.

I have this steady drip.........

**mike** · 05-21-2006

You really should have it looked at. Is it clear or creamy colred?

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

she just told you your ass was too big.

Clean the shit outa your ears.... She said my ass wasn't big enough!

**mike** · 05-21-2006

big enough for what? It's got it's own zip code as it is.

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

Not quite, but the post office has annexed me onto your moms ass....

**mike** · 05-21-2006

That's because its just a wasteland now.

**Thender** · 05-21-2006

No, it has been declared a wetland area....

**mike** · 05-21-2006

nice one!

jugHEAD · 05-22-2006

Why do we call it chilli...when its served hot?????

2ox · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Not quite, but the post office has annexed me onto your moms ass....

you've heard about the hamster in the ass thing............mike has to use a guinea pig.

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

Ewwwwww!

**mike** · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by 2ox

you've heard about the hamster in the ass thing............mike has to use a guinea pig.

Get it right,dammit. It's not a guinea pig, it's a pot belly.

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

Mike just smatters his ass with peanut butter and lets the lil' piggy root around......

jpa · 05-22-2006

so thats how he does it

**mike** · 05-22-2006

Hey, you do it your way, I'll do it my way.

**ob1** · 05-22-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Mike just smatters his ass with peanut butter and lets the lil' piggy root around......

I heard he uses a little man-mustard now and then ass well...

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

^^Hey! I would never come between you and your porker....

I don't have medical insurance anyway.....

**mike** · 05-22-2006

So that's why you like little porky the way you do.

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

Yeah.... From a distance....

**mike** · 05-22-2006

Until the lube comes in. Then your all "that's all you got? I thought you were a real hog!!"

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

No.... I said I had a big hog between my legs......

You really oughta get your hearing checked....

**mike** · 05-22-2006

I was in radar when I was in the Air Force. My hearing may be going, but my sight has always been perfect. And I'll let the alley cats your coming.

**Thender** · 05-22-2006

My hog dipped in cream with a pack of alley cats.... Alright!!! It's a party!

**mike** · 05-22-2006

05-21-2006	#101
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05-21-2006	#103
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05-22-2006	#110
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05-22-2006	#118
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05-22-2006	#120
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.46 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Yeah.... From a distance.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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05-22-2006	#125
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