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Old 05-22-2006   #126
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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

So what's up on the "off-topic" besides something sex related?
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No sex here.... It's all about animals.... Like hogs and alley cats..... What kind of people do you think we are, sicko?
















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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

Actually yes..... So I had this dream last night about my pussy. I was remembering how I used to play with it. Then I woke up and remembered that I put my pussy to sleep last year because he was sick. I guess it must just be because it's coming up on the first year of his passing....
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My pussy fell over dead, one morning, in the hallway.... But I got a new pussy two months ago.... Damn!!!! It is a demanding pussy! I just can't keep it satisfied!!!!
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Pussy's can be demanding that's why I prefer puppies....
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The first fu**ing puppy I had chewed up my glasses and ripped two wall outlets off the fricken wall.... The last puppy I had was great! But someone wanted my puppy worse than I did.... And stole my puppy.... But I have always kept pussies..... Nice, soft, furry, cuddely pussies........... I like it when I make my pussy purr..........
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My puppy got out of my yard, so I had him microchipped, now if someone stole him...my name comes up when they scan him! So you should protect your puppies. My pussies don't get out of the house.
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I have my older do microchipped. However, I've not done that to my puppy yet. However, I don't know if she'll live that long.... She is a demon...... I don't know what I did to deserve such a dog, my father says it's payback for all the things I did wrong as a child. I guess......
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Man, mine is just a chewer. He chews shoes, stuffed animals, chews on my pussy. He chews on everything!
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I have never seen anything eat pussy like your dog, Lynne!
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He does like to chew on the pussy...makes the poor thing cry out.
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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

And when your pussies cry, they SCREAM
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LMAO Puppys chewing on pussys Great band name
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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

i have a pussy that drools all over when you stroke it soft enough. I like my pussy i tend to stroke it whenever I can
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I bet my pussy would like your pussy......
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I feel sad now that I put my pussy to sleep......
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You'll just have to go out and buy a pussy....
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I can't have a pussy with my puppies....
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But puppies and pussy go together....
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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

So other topic.... Do you think my new avatar will get me into trouble? If so I'll change it...
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I don't see a problem with it........... Nope........ None at all...........Still looking...........
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I did not think it was bad.... But I don't want to get into trouble. Afterall, I'm a good Catholic girl.
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Nope Chubby, I think it is fine.
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Re: The "Off-topic" topic...

I like your avatar so much Chubby, that I switched back to my old standard. I missed showing a little leg.
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