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Jasmine · 05-31-2006

Anybody here seen Kelly?

**Thender** · 05-31-2006

Nope, not me...

msquared · 05-31-2006

Kelly?...Kelly Who?

**ob1** · 05-31-2006

Jasmine · 05-31-2006

I had one once but the wheels fell off.

**Thender** · 05-31-2006

The wheels fell off your pink vibrator?

Jasmine · 05-31-2006

Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly!

Quote:

C. W. Murphy, Will Letters, 1909; American version: William J. McKenna, 1909
Michael Kelly with his sweetheart came from County Cork,
And bent upon a holiday, they landed in New York.
They strolled around to see the sights alas, it's sad to say,
Poor Kelly lost his little girl upon the Great White Way,
She walked uptown from Herald Square to Forty Second Street
The traffic stopped as, she cried to the copper on the beat.

Chorus:
|: Has anybody here seen Kelly
K. E. double L. Y,
Has anybody here seen Kelly?
Have you seen him smile?
Sure his hair is red, his eyes are blue,
And he's Irish through and through.
Has anybody here seen Kelly?
Kelly from the Emerald Isle.:|

2. Over on Fifth Avenue, a band began to play,
Ten thousand men were marching for it was Saint Patrick's day.
The "Wearing of the Green" rang out upon the morning air,
'Twas Kelly's fav'rite song, so Mary said, I'll find him there.
She climbed upon the grandstand in hopes her Mike she'd see,
Five hundred Kelly's left the ranks in answer to her plea.
Chorus:

Jasmine · 05-31-2006

Don't need no steenkin' vibrator...

**Thender** · 05-31-2006

me neither....

**ob1** · 05-31-2006

ummm...yeah

**Thender** · 05-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

ummm...yeah

What? You need a stinking vibrator, Ob1? I'll hook ya up with "One-lip Betty" down the block....

Chubby · 06-01-2006

I see dead people....

**Thender** · 06-01-2006

^Get out of the Cemetery.....

jpa · 06-01-2006

^^ quit working in a morgue

yo mama · 06-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

What? You need a stinking vibrator, Ob1? I'll hook ya up with "One-lip Betty" down the block....

One-lip Betty?......That could be a band name itself.

**Thender** · 06-03-2006

You found it, Yo-mama, you post it....

Chubby · 06-15-2006

Okay. Nazarah's current avatar creeps me out.

There is just something not right about that cat's teeth.

**ob1** · 06-15-2006

^it is somewhat creepy...

Chubby · 06-15-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

^it is somewhat creepy...

Yes, the Force is with me....

**Thender** · 06-15-2006

Nah........... It's normal....... for a drugged up cat......

Jasmine · 06-16-2006

Somebody's posting on topic!!!

**Thender** · 06-16-2006

Where?

**mike** · 06-16-2006

Did someone say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 06-16-2006

**ob1** · 06-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

^it is somewhat creepy...

Let's ban this bastard!!

He was going off-topic in the off-topic thread by posting on topic!

05-31-2006	#201
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Anybody here seen Kelly?

05-31-2006	#202
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Nope, not me... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-31-2006	#203
msquared Frotch Central Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lincoln, Ne Posts: 327 Throcks: 382.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Kelly?...Kelly Who? __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

05-31-2006	#204
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,203 Throcks: 2,736.74 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,137 Times in 617 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... __________________ Ban the lizards!

05-31-2006	#205
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I had one once but the wheels fell off.

05-31-2006	#206
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... The wheels fell off your pink vibrator? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 05-31-2006 at 06:24 PM.

05-31-2006	#208
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Don't need no steenkin' vibrator...

05-31-2006	#209
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05-31-2006	#210
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06-01-2006	#212
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... I see dead people.... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-01-2006	#213
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... ^Get out of the Cemetery..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-01-2006	#214
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06-03-2006	#216
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... You found it, Yo-mama, you post it.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-15-2006	#217
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Okay. Nazarah's current avatar creeps me out. There is just something not right about that cat's teeth. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-15-2006	#218
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,203 Throcks: 2,736.74 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,137 Times in 617 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... ^it is somewhat creepy...

06-15-2006	#220
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Nah........... It's normal....... for a drugged up cat...... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-16-2006	#221
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Somebody's posting on topic!!!

06-16-2006	#222
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06-16-2006	#223
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.57 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,607 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... Did someone say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-16-2006	#224
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.44 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,010 Times in 4,208 Posts	Re: The "Off-topic" topic... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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