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Old 05-21-2006   #1
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Exclamation Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

An Omaha man got an important lesson in fire safety this weekend: Don't bring gasoline into the house. Emergency crews were called just before 10 a.m. Sunday for a man who had second-degree burns on his hands, face and feet, said Battalion Chief Steve Wagner. The man was taken to a hospital in serious condition. Apparently, he had been siphoning gasoline out of a boat in his driveway into a gas can, then dumping the gasoline down a toilet in a utility room, Wagner said. The toilet was less than a foot away from a water heater. An explosion erupted from the toilet, burning the man, Wagner said. He then tried to stomp out the fire, causing the burns to his feet. Damage to the building was minimal. The man's wife and children were inside the home and were not injured, Wagner said. "You just don't do that. You don't even think about having a flammable chemical inside your house," Wagner said.


My question is: What the heck was he doing dumping gasoline down the toilet???? Does he have some endless supply of gasoline??? Dude you could of called me and I would have stopped by and you could have filled my car up. No need to dump it down the toilet.....
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

No shit!!!!!! Why the hell would you dump gasoline down the toilet? Wait! I know! He's a fricken IDIOT!!!!!!
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No shit!!!!!! Why the hell would you dump gasoline down the toilet? Wait! I know! He's a fricken IDIOT!!!!!!
Oh! I agree. I'm sure his wife had a few choice words for him.
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

That reminds me of the two idiots that were washing car parts in gasoline, in the basement, by the water heater, in Omaha, 4 years ago............BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

That is the Genepool clensing it's self.

Why not use the gasoline for something productive, like Molotov Cocktails.
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

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Why not use the gasoline for something productive, like Molotov Cocktails.
Why not use it in your damn vehicle!!!!! Stop wasting it!!!!!
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

Just tryin to make some kinda statement to "Big Oil"? Well, he showed them
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

I would fathom to guess that the idoit left gas in the boat last year when he stored it, and now it's old as HELL and will totally gum up a boat engine if you run old gas through it.

BUT - he should have gotten rid of the gas somewhere other than the crapper, I would have to say.

It works the same way with motorcycles too. My first bike I bought for dirt cheap because some jackass ran year old gas through it and it owuld not start. It was a pain in the ass to take it apart and clean the carbs and the such all up, but after that, it ran like a champ =)
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

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That is the Genepool clensing it's self.

Why not use the gasoline for something productive, like Molotov Cocktails.
Now that is a good use of old gas!
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

True story about dumbasses and "gas"...

My boyfriend came outside to see a guy siphoning gas out of his truck one night. Instead of going off on the guy, he decided to help him out. He even said he hated the guy who owned the truck. Anyway, after they got some, my boyfriend helped walk the container over to this other guy's car and "gas" it up. He told the guy to not worry about it, the truck owner probably deserved it, and he sent him on his way.

Why, you ask?

My boyfriend drives a diesel truck, and the jackass was of course putting the wrong kind of fuel into his car. My boyfriend said the car took about five minutes to start, (because the moron kept trying...flooding the engine), and it finally started to sputter on down the street with a large black cloud in its wake.

We found it the next day by the side of the road. We laughed. Karma's a bitch.
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

Same thing happened with my uncles farm diesel tank.... Some kids siphoned it for their car. Uncle found the car about a mile down the road..... There is no such thing as a smart thief....
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

I saw that a few times working at a dealership, people putting gas in their diesel. The worst was a new sales gal (person) sold her 1st truck and went to fill it up for her customer, put gas in and the truck wouldn't start. Needless to say she lost the sale and it cost new cars about $500 to drain and flush out all the gas. Very funny!
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

Light my fire baby!!!!!!!!! Light it !
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

and people yell at me about the cost of gas
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Re: Gasoline ignites; burns Omaha Man

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True story about dumbasses and "gas"...

My boyfriend came outside to see a guy siphoning gas out of his truck one night. Instead of going off on the guy, he decided to help him out. He even said he hated the guy who owned the truck. Anyway, after they got some, my boyfriend helped walk the container over to this other guy's car and "gas" it up. He told the guy to not worry about it, the truck owner probably deserved it, and he sent him on his way.

Why, you ask?

My boyfriend drives a diesel truck, and the jackass was of course putting the wrong kind of fuel into his car. My boyfriend said the car took about five minutes to start, (because the moron kept trying...flooding the engine), and it finally started to sputter on down the street with a large black cloud in its wake.

We found it the next day by the side of the road. We laughed. Karma's a bitch.

The fact that I know your boyfriend...makes this wayyyyyy more entertaining!
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