| Why I'll Never Win The Lottery in the Miscellaneous forum at Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums - because I am the unluckiest person on the fuckin planet. Dont gamble kids.............just say no!!! fuck.......fuck........fuck.................fuck fuck fuck......................fuck... |
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| it makes good good sense    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| Why I'll Never Win The Lottery because I am the unluckiest person on the fuckin planet. Dont gamble kids.............just say no!!! fuck.......fuck........fuck.................fuck fuck fuck......................fuck
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Which lottery, this one or real life? |
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery It's just 'cause nobody likes you. 
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Quote:
I don't give a flying fuck fuck about that...............I want THROCKS!!! Who do I have to blow to win the fucking lottery?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I can't win the fricken thing either, ox.... So don't feel bad.....
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| it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery it fucking sucks brother...........
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Well, some people have a little more than us.... Maybe they are buying the lottery? It can't be because they are living clean......
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery 'ender, you have about just as many as I do. So you have no place to bitch.
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I'm not bitching about what I have..... I'm was support bitching with ox about the lottery.... I'm just lucky in the arcade and good at sexual favors. 
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 | Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I just don't play anymore. Its all invested in the bank. |
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Yeah, live off the interest....
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31
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 | Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I think it was me that won...I'm sorry! If it makes you feel better, think of it this way...it isn't real
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 | Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery yeah, jasmine joined one day, asked me about throcks to use for the arcade, went out, bought a weekly ticket, and won that night! Come on 2ox, you won the daily lotterly on 3/10! http://tntu.net/vbplaza.php?do=lotterywinners
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| it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery yeah I had a 1 in 3 chance............thats impressive!
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 | Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I just quit trying on that damn lottery....................I tried a few times and never got Jack. I'll invest my throcks in giving them away for special favors.
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Were all "losers" dont feel bad 
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery Hey, not all of us are that loose!
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery 2ox you just hit the Bomaster lottery o'the week. |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Why I'll Never Win The Lottery I really shouldn't say this....... But...... I won the daily lottery!!!! Buhahawahhahawahhahaha, buhahawahahahawahahaha....
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