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Old 06-03-2006   #1
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Th vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.

Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort — "Ouch, that's a little too deep" — and changing sexual positions may be helpful.
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So when is the test on this material and is it an open book test?
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Well....I was going to have sex, but now.......
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Well....I was going to have sex, but now.......
Okay, I'll put the damn whipped cream on it........... Are you happy now?....
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Okay, I'll put the damn whipped cream on it........... Are you happy now?....
Yep, much better...now I can hit the cervix.
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thanks for the advise Dr. MMM, ill try and remember that
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i did not know that
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Re: Sex

WOW! How come they did not go over this in sex ed? Now to find out that my uterus has the capablity to move out of the way it amazing.

Thanks MMM this is great to know. I'm going to be paying much closer attention next time to see if I know when my uterus is moving.
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new bad pick-up line:

"Hey baby, can I move your uterus?"
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great band name "Moving Uterus"
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...indeed it is!
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"Hey baby, can I move your uterus?"
Would this be replacing "Hey baby, can I rock your world?"
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yes it would!
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Wow! It sounds so cute coming from MMM.

I want to run away and join the cervix and become a cervix clown!
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The mouth has the capacity to expand too.
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I want to run away and join the cervix and become a cervix clown!

that is funny...
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The mouth has the capacity to expand too.

...and your mouth can not get you pregnant.
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I bet you say that to all the girls.....
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I thought you already were....
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BTW if you have ever had your cervix hit...you know it is not fun. Gives new meaning to .
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