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 | Re: Broken Heart My neon idles rough, so that might turn him on...the ass
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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a yardstick turned sideways. 
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| Re: Broken Heart How about tampons shoved into his gas tank and up his ass? 
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| Re: Broken Heart Damn Chubby, sounds like you have done this before! 
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| Re: Broken Heart We could just tie him up and saw off his weiner!
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| Re: Broken Heart Now,now. Where is the fun in that? 
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| Re: Broken Heart I think it is the yelling that is fun...and the begging...
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Broken Heart You guys are the best, except I dunno what Daph was talking about, but I digress. As for details...long story short. Here is the deal. We have been seeing each other off and on for almost two years. Went out with TG last night. He text me and I called him, he said to meet him at a bar. Went there, and he was drunker than drunk and talking to his ex. A girl who knows his ex was trying to get them back together (on her behalf she didn't know we were seeing each other), so she then comes over to talk to me, very pleased that she got them talking. I told her thanks (not nicely) and left. Was gonna key his car, decided not to and my key broke when I was starting my car...guess that is Karma for ya for even thinking it. So he calls, invites me to his house for after-party, and like an idiot I went. Went in, felt like the unpopular kid at the party with the preps (cuz I pretty much hate all the people who were there except him), got ignored and left. Left him a couple unsavory messages, and cried myself to sleep. There are lots of details and it is an incredibly messed up story in the long version. Do be fair, I am an idiot for even caring, and he is an asshole, so there it is.
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| Re: Broken Heart He is still a major schmuck for making my best friend cry. Bastard.
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| Re: Broken Heart Lynne, the only mistake I see you made was going to the party after what happened at the bar. Other than that, he was just an ass and being drunk is not an excuse,trust me, I know. I have just recently done things while drunk that I regret but still doesn't change what I did. I have to try to make amends.
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| Re: Broken Heart Lynnie...we have all done stuff we probably shouldn't have when we have gotten drunk (uh hum...well, I could write a book...) Anyway, I know and you know (though you probably won't admit it, even though it is the truth!) that you're the best thing that has ever happened to him, and he is just a dumbass for not realizing what he had.
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| Re: Broken Heart Well you are my best friend, you are paid to say that. I will agree that in the immortal words of Cinderella (band not the princess) "You don't know what you've got till it's gone." As for me, well I dunno, I will have to find a theme song. Maybe "She fuckin hates me" nah, possibly "You Outta Know" I need angry chick rock! 
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| Re: Broken Heart Yes men, in general, are dumbass's. And if you add alcohol they just turn into big dicks. Yes I am as guilty as anyone at one time or another. One day at a time, thats all you can do. Best of luck Lynne. |
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| Re: Broken Heart Here you go Lynnie... I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on your in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother 'Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're still alive
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| Re: Broken Heart I know it sucks. However, your going to get over it. It maybe for the best, because obviously he is and idiot and does not deserve you. So you have your lemon now its time to make lemonade.
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| Re: Broken Heart You know to be fair, he never promised to love me till he died...Oh well, I can still hate him.
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| Re: Broken Heart Quote:
I'm not admitting anything!  However, if I was upset enough I'm sure a box of tampons would really mess up a car if they were shoved in a gas tank.
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| Re: Broken Heart You know these are all great ideas, but there are so many good ways to get this one. I mean honestly, it is so easy to make him feel bad, that I really don't need to DO anything to him. He has a lotta guilt, as well he should!
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| Re: Broken Heart Tampons will clog up the fuel supply and burn up the pump, the sugar will make it to the injectors and stick them closed and plug up the lines. Very nasty. |
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| Re: Broken Heart just dont' do anything illegal becuase they could try to bring it back on you. Just brood a bit, curse a while, drink (but not too much) and wander about. Avoiding him for a while is also a good idea too. Hang out with your friends (like us). |
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| Re: Broken Heart If the fuel pump is in the tank, then it will take a shit load of tampons to any damage... Sugar will not make it to the injectors, it will lock up the fuel pump (if the fuel pump filter sock has a hole in it)... Shove two or three potatoes in his cars tailpipe and sit back and watch the fun.  Sorry for ya lynnie....I've had my share of broken hearts as well. Time and lots of alcohol helped. Finding some strange at the bar helped too....
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| Re: Broken Heart All good points Rev! (could you set him on fire?)
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| You don't dislike me as much as your gonna!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34
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| Re: Broken Heart We could stick Robert Green in his ass.That way you could have one Big Ass in another Big Ass...........Sorry I know we're not suppose to call names but I couldn't help it.
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