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Old 06-05-2006   #51
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now thats creative!


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Nah... A rabid badger in his car to greet him in the morning....
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How about my ex wife.
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try a mouse and a cat in his ass!
All I think of is that Lemmiwinks episode of South Park
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Lynn,
I am so sorry for you. Let me tell you that whenever you are sad, come here. This group of people can make you smile. I am sorry that he turned out to be a dick. I know that hurts, and nothing anyone can say will make it better. But I can loan you my stick and you can beat on mike for awhile.. that always makes me feel better.. ...


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Mike sure has a lot of knots on his head..... Poor bastard...
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Re: Broken Heart

<--- <---thender

just trying to make sure you dont feel left out
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Mike sure has a lot of knots on his head..... Poor bastard...
Mike likes the knots on his head - it gives him something new to play with..
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He really likes to rub his head
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If you really love him and your heart is broken it cant be fix, only time will help even then the pain will never go away its just lessen each passing day
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sorry that you hurt L~bit
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Mike sure has a lot of knots on his head..... Poor bastard...

That ain't the only place.
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lynne, like i said we are all here for you. if you need anythig pm me.
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Ill offer myself up for the weekend....young 21 year old. lol
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You guys are the best, except I dunno what Daph was talking about, but I digress.
As for details...long story short.

Here is the deal. We have been seeing each other off and on for almost two years. Went out with TG last night. He text me and I called him, he said to meet him at a bar. Went there, and he was drunker than drunk and talking to his ex. A girl who knows his ex was trying to get them back together (on her behalf she didn't know we were seeing each other), so she then comes over to talk to me, very pleased that she got them talking. I told her thanks (not nicely) and left.
Was gonna key his car, decided not to and my key broke when I was starting my car...guess that is Karma for ya for even thinking it.

So he calls, invites me to his house for after-party, and like an idiot I went. Went in, felt like the unpopular kid at the party with the preps (cuz I pretty much hate all the people who were there except him), got ignored and left.
Left him a couple unsavory messages, and cried myself to sleep.

There are lots of details and it is an incredibly messed up story in the long version.
Do be fair, I am an idiot for even caring, and he is an asshole, so there it is.
you just defined what I said you shouldn't have went to the bar or over to his house that was a "booty call" its not the girl's fault that she was trying to get him to talk to the other girl its his sounds like he struck out and called you.
recognize it and don't let yourself get treated like that in the future..don't key his car either...or you will be buying yourself all kinds of bad karma...this guy isn't worth it at all....

he calls you again he needs to come get you and take you to the bar


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If a guy is screwing with you, than he is screwing with the other girl too..."He aint worth going to the mat for"...

one of these days I'm going to start a thread called "Todds Quotes"...

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Do us a favor though, don't climb a bridge and threaten to jump.

It ties up traffic, and somehow I don't think that works.
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Well tattooed my number is...just kidding. I am better today, and you guys make me laugh, so that is the best medicine...the prozac doesn't hurt either.
Daphne thanks for all the compassion...
MMM thanks for letting me beat Mike, and Mike here ya go.
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Anytime Lynne.......I think!?!?
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Funny, but beating you with a stick does make me feel better Mike...I am not sure my therapist would agree, but I think it is a good thing!
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^Glad you are in better spirits LB! Hang in there...
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Anything I can do to help.
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Just offer up your head mike....
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Hey. that's what it's there for!!
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Dont dwell on the situation. Dont chase him. Look at the big picture. If it is meant to be it is meant to be. It will only make things worse if you focus all your time on him. It will make it that much more hurtful in the end. Make yourself available to him just not every minute of the day. Time will only make things better. Just be patient. It is hard when you give your heart and they dont give back. Not just men - anyone. I will tell you a story about my sister. She is 27 and met the love of her life. I could tell that he was very dominant in the relationship and did not seem to provide the same amount of love back. She loved him so much and acted like a little puppy that she asked him to marry her and he said yes. Last year he got spinal meningitis from a sinus infection. It is a dangerous disease that affects the brain. He had brain surgery to stop the swelling. He was in the hospital for 2months and she stayed in the hospital every night for 2 months. 3months later he was a different person. The illness effected his brain so much that he lost vision in one eye and his feelings for my sister truely came out. He really did not have the love for her that she had for him. They still live together...just as roomates. She does all the yardwork and everything....he still uses her.....they are not engaged anymore. Whatever you do.....just take your time......dont follow him around...bump into him.........if you get the idea.....the ex does not mean a thing...there is a reason she is an ex if it happened once it will happen again - even if they did get together.
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Re: Broken Heart

By the way.....

I was in a relationship once on and off for 3 years with a drunk, rich-daddy, preppy, guy who realised that I would do anything for him no matter what. He would go out to the bars at night and when he could not pick up any girls he would call me at 1am and ask me to come over for a booty call. I thought........(He really does love me...he says it all the time)......A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts my Dad would always say...but HE WOULD NOT SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS HE WAS EMBARRASSED OF ME.
THAT HURT ALOT.
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