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Lynniebits · 06-05-2006

I have one, any idea how to fix it?

josh · 06-05-2006

i know of 2 ways. the first is to drink until you forget it. the second is talk to people who care about you and can help you thru it. if you need comeone to talk to or drink with i'm here for you, and so are many others on here i'm sure.

Lynniebits · 06-05-2006

Yeah, tried the whole drinking thing...didn't work too well.

2ox · 06-05-2006

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." -Janis Joplin

Lynniebits · 06-05-2006

I'm not...and that would be why it is broken. Don't take this the wrong way guys, but men suck.

josh · 06-05-2006

i can't argue with that.

2ox · 06-05-2006

Dave sucks

Nazarah · 06-05-2006

Here ya go:

Nazarah · 06-05-2006

Or you might also look here (eHow knows everything!)

http://www.ehow.com/how_116958_mend-broken-heart.html

**ob1** · 06-05-2006

Hey LB, you know we are here to lean on. PM if you don't want to reveal any details in a thread.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Oh sweetie...I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better. Do you want to go egg his house?

**mike** · 06-05-2006

Let's blow up his car.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Way to go Mike...always thinking of blowing something!

**ob1** · 06-05-2006

Super glue his pee-hole shut!!!!

**mike** · 06-05-2006

give him anal leakage.

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Let's try and come up with a list of all the stuff we could stick in his anus...starting with my foot

**mike** · 06-05-2006

his foot

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

With no lube!

**mike** · 06-05-2006

his foot with super glue on it

Daphne · 06-05-2006

if your heart is broke then it wasn't love... give it time....it'll go away

teachergirl · 06-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne

if your heart is broke then it wasn't love... give it time....it'll go away

So, if her heart isn't broke, then she WAS in love with him?

Daphne · 06-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

So, if her heart isn't broke, then she WAS in love with him?

could be

**mike** · 06-05-2006

Huh?

Two2mnyxs · 06-05-2006

i have a crooked 16 foot 2x4 that would fit nicely up his bung hole

**mike** · 06-05-2006

I have a '95 Neon that woul make a convenient buttplug

06-05-2006	#1
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.03 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Broken Heart I have one, any idea how to fix it? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-05-2006	#2
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,578 Throcks: 185.43 Thanks: 733 Thanked 415 Times in 82 Posts	Re: Broken Heart i know of 2 ways. the first is to drink until you forget it. the second is talk to people who care about you and can help you thru it. if you need comeone to talk to or drink with i'm here for you, and so are many others on here i'm sure. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

06-05-2006	#3
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.03 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Yeah, tried the whole drinking thing...didn't work too well. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-05-2006	#4
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.33 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: Broken Heart "Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." -Janis Joplin

06-05-2006	#5
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 358.03 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Broken Heart I'm not...and that would be why it is broken. Don't take this the wrong way guys, but men suck. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

06-05-2006	#6
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,578 Throcks: 185.43 Thanks: 733 Thanked 415 Times in 82 Posts	Re: Broken Heart i can't argue with that. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

06-05-2006	#7
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,615 Throcks: 976.33 Thanks: 7 Thanked 446 Times in 98 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Dave sucks

06-05-2006	#8
Nazarah The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26 Posts: 470 Throcks: 109.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Here ya go: __________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right

06-05-2006	#9
Nazarah The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26 Posts: 470 Throcks: 109.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Or you might also look here (eHow knows everything!) http://www.ehow.com/how_116958_mend-broken-heart.html __________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right

06-05-2006	#10
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,918 Throcks: 1,556.57 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,499 Times in 332 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Hey LB, you know we are here to lean on. PM if you don't want to reveal any details in a thread. __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

06-05-2006	#11
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Oh sweetie...I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better. Do you want to go egg his house? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#12
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Let's blow up his car. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#13
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Way to go Mike...always thinking of blowing something! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#14
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,918 Throcks: 1,556.57 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,499 Times in 332 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Super glue his pee-hole shut!!!! __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

06-05-2006	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart give him anal leakage. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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06-05-2006	#16
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Let's try and come up with a list of all the stuff we could stick in his anus...starting with my foot __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#17
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart his foot __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#18
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Broken Heart With no lube! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-05-2006	#19
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart his foot with super glue on it __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#20
Daphne how do afford your rock n roll life style~ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,143 Throcks: 532.42 Thanks: 7 Thanked 241 Times in 49 Posts	Re: Broken Heart if your heart is broke then it wasn't love... give it time....it'll go away

06-05-2006	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart Huh? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

06-05-2006	#24
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 2,142.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Broken Heart i have a crooked 16 foot 2x4 that would fit nicely up his bung hole __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

06-05-2006	#25
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,163.25 Thanks: 5,893 Thanked 2,517 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Broken Heart I have a '95 Neon that woul make a convenient buttplug __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd