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Old 06-06-2006   #1
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How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

I see alot of IT jobs that I would love to apply for, but they all require "top secret clearance" which sounds pretty damn tough to get.

Anybody know how to become "top secret" ?
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

OK..........so I found this link

http://www.fbi.gov/clearance/securityclearance.htm

Has anybody ever been through this process before? It takes 6-9 months apparently, and the government also apparently has to stalk you for that entire time...............I dunno if I want to go there or not.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

Sounds like a lot of work, but they may make it appear that way for a reason. Maybe so they do not receive so many apps.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

...if the jobs you are applying for justify the time while waiting for clearance, I'd go for it.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

I had a secret clearence in the military. It took 5 months to get that.....
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

Geez............that is a long friggin time. But these jobs come up all the time, and I always think to myself, "I wish I had that so I could apply" so it may be worth it I suppose.........
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

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I had a secret clearence in the military. It took 5 months to get that.....
That is what I had as well. I had to literally write a map down to at least 3 different people I knew in my hometown, it was a pain.Imagine this, I had to give these to people in San Antonio, and they said they had to find my place in Fremont at the time. It was off a rural route. That was the first time my brain about exploded in the military.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

at least they had to go to Fremont. that is time from there lives that they will never get back.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

You got that right!!
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

Geez, I can't even get security clearance to my classroom in the summer...I had to turn in my keys.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

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That is what I had as well. I had to literally write a map down to at least 3 different people I knew in my hometown, it was a pain.Imagine this, I had to give these to people in San Antonio, and they said they had to find my place in Fremont at the time. It was off a rural route. That was the first time my brain about exploded in the military.
Yeah, but you had a reason to get it.... I just needed it so I could work on trucks and generators inside of sensitive areas..... I don't think I saw one sensitive piece of equipment when I was in the Army...
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

its a very extensive background check...criminal, personal, credit. They will interview several people past and present. High school buddies, old girlfriends, ex-wives (that was always fun). A lot of it depends on how high of clearance you need. A friend of mine was in charrge a global weather at Offutt and needed super top secret. His team would be forcasting for the Persian Gulf. I even got interviewed.
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

and you just said "uh-huh,want another shot?"
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Re: How does one acquire top secret clearance in Nebraska??

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That wasn't the first time my head exploded in the military.
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