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**mike** · 06-07-2006

There's an attractive visual. Josh flipping pancakes in heels and stockings.

josh · 06-07-2006

only the best for my guests.

2ox · 06-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by josh

i'm curious as to thae breakdown of male to female members on the site.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubby

Okay..... So, I just noticed that the top ten richest users on here are all MEN. Further analysis of the top 30 richest users show that all are men with the exception of 4 possibly 5 users. I'm proposing that the female users get a pay increase since we have to put with so much shit from the men around here.

A keen observation by both of you. Based on active users the percentages of male/female members to richest users are about the same. In my frustration I have been trying to figure out if the lottery is truely random or not. Its a slightly complex algorithm and I am lacking certain data, like how many times Dave picked the winner.

**mike** · 06-07-2006

That would be every time.

Jasmine · 06-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubby
Okay..... So, I just noticed that the top ten richest users on here are all MEN. Further analysis of the top 30 richest users show that all are men with the exception of 4 possibly 5 users.

So what are you doing to get more throcks? Winners of arcade games get throcks. Are you playing the games? Are you playing the lotteries?

I've only been here a few weeks and I've almost 200,000 throcks, and gaining every day. I was invited here because of the arcade and have no interest in a program I can't even get where I live. I do check out the miscellaneous and jokes/music forums. But mostly I like to play the lotteries and the arcade. I figure I can easily get into that top 10 richest because I am concentrating on activities that get more throcks.

Just as in real life, you can't expect throcks to be handed to you, you've got to win them or earn them.

2ox · 06-07-2006

Jasmine....Jasmine....Jasmine

Jasmine · 06-07-2006

What????

2ox · 06-07-2006

nothing sweetie, I just like saying your name!

**Thender** · 06-07-2006

Yeah. Nice back pedaling ox....

Jasmine · 06-07-2006

Okaaaaaayyyyyy....

Dave · 06-07-2006

Quote:

In my frustration I have been trying to figure out if the lottery is truely random or not. Its a slightly complex algorithm and I am lacking certain data, like how many times Dave picked the winner.

Just to confirm your unluckiness 2ox, I'm providing REAL CODE from the lottery processor!

Code:

                // get the total amount of tickets found in this lottery
                $tickets = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                    SELECT COUNT(*) AS count
                    FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                    WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                ");

                // check that it found some tickets
                if (is_numeric($tickets['count']))
                {
                    // try to find a winner
                    $winner = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                        SELECT *
                        FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                        WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                        LIMIT " . rand(0, $tickets['count']) . ", 1
                    ");

                    // verify that it has found a winner
                    if (!is_numeric($winner['userid']))
                    {
                        // try once more to find a winner
                        $winner = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                            SELECT *
                            FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                            WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                            LIMIT " . rand(0, $tickets['count'] - 1) . ", 1
                        ");
                    }

                    // check that it has found a winner
                    if (is_numeric($winner['userid']))
                    {
                        // calculate the totalwinnings
                        $lottery['totalwinnings'] = $lottery['jackpot'] * ((100 - $lottery['winningtax']) / 100);

                        // fetch the userinfo about this user
                        $userinfo = fetch_userinfo($winner['userid']);

                        // get the permissions for the user found
                        $userinfo['permissions'] = cache_permissions($userinfo);

                        // format the winnings properly
                        $lottery['totalwon'] = vb_number_format($lottery['totalwinnings'], $vbulletin->options['vbbux_decimalplaces']);

                        // build the title/message for the lottery winner now
                        $title = $vbphrase['vbplaza_you_have_won_the_lottery'];
                        $message = construct_phrase($vbphrase['vbplaza_you_have_hit_the_jackpot'], $lottery['totalwon'], $vbphrase['vbbux_points']);

                        // send a private message to the user that they have won the lottery
                        vbplaza_send_pm(0, $userinfo, $title, $message);

                        // add this user to the list of winners found
                        if (!empty($winners)) { $winners .= ", "; }
                        else { $winners .= "Winners: "; }
                        $winners .= $userinfo['username'];

                        // give the points to the winner
                        $vbulletin->db->query_write("
                            UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointstable'] . "
                            SET " . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointsfield'] . " = " . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointsfield'] . " + " . $lottery['totalwinnings'] . "
                            WHERE userid = '" . $winner['userid'] . "'
                        ");

                        // insert the winner into the winners table
                        $vbulletin->db->query_write("
                            INSERT INTO " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotterywinner (winnerid, lotteryname, userid, username, dateline, jackpot, amountwon, ipaddress)
                            VALUES
                            (
                                0,
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($lottery['name']) . "',
                                '" . $winner['userid'] . "',
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($winner['username']) . "',
                                " . TIMENOW . ",
                                " . $lottery['jackpot'] . ",
                                " . $lottery['totalwinnings'] . ",
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($winner['ipaddress']) . "'
                            )
                        ");
                    }

                    // delete all of the tickets for this lottery
                    $vbulletin->db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'");

**Thender** · 06-07-2006

Ooch, ouch, ouch... Now my brain hurts....

Jasmine · 06-07-2006

It does say "rand" in there somewhere, so does that make it "randy"??? As in a very randy lottery???

**Thender** · 06-07-2006

All I know is, after today, I'm never bitching about the lottery again

Unless something changes, of course....

teamriot38 · 06-07-2006

i won the lottery once, but donated my winnings to TnT_Tony

Two2mnyxs · 06-07-2006

nice easy Script there

**mike** · 06-07-2006

Did it say 2ox BITES in there somewhere?

jpa · 06-07-2006

ummmm........maybe

teachergirl · 06-07-2006

So...going back a few posts...what is the ratio of men to women on here?

goon191 · 06-07-2006

i got soem you ladies can have

2ox · 06-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Just to confirm your unluckiness 2ox, I'm providing REAL CODE from the lottery processor!

Code:

                // get the total amount of tickets found in this lottery
                $tickets = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                    SELECT COUNT(*) AS count
                    FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                    WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                ");
 
                // check that it found some tickets
                if (is_numeric($tickets['count']))
                {
                    // try to find a winner
                    $winner = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                        SELECT *
                        FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                        WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                        EXCLUDE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['2ox'] . '"
                        if (!is_numeric($winner['2ox'])) 
                        LIMIT " . rand(0, $tickets['count']) . ", 1
                    ");
 
                    // verify that it has found a winner
                    if (!is_numeric($winner['userid']))
                    {
                        // try once more to find a winner
                        $winner = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
                            SELECT *
                            FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
                            WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
                            LIMIT " . rand(0, $tickets['count'] - 1) . ", 1
                        ");
                    }
 
                    // check that it has found a winner
                    if (is_numeric($winner['userid']))
                    {
                        // calculate the totalwinnings
                        $lottery['totalwinnings'] = $lottery['jackpot'] * ((100 - $lottery['winningtax']) / 100);
 
                        // fetch the userinfo about this user
                        $userinfo = fetch_userinfo($winner['userid']);
 
                        // get the permissions for the user found
                        $userinfo['permissions'] = cache_permissions($userinfo);
 
                        // format the winnings properly
                        $lottery['totalwon'] = vb_number_format($lottery['totalwinnings'], $vbulletin->options['vbbux_decimalplaces']);
 
                        // build the title/message for the lottery winner now
                        $title = $vbphrase['vbplaza_you_have_won_the_lottery'];
                        $message = construct_phrase($vbphrase['vbplaza_you_have_hit_the_jackpot'], $lottery['totalwon'], $vbphrase['vbbux_points']);
 
                        // send a private message to the user that they have won the lottery
                        vbplaza_send_pm(0, $userinfo, $title, $message);
 
                        // add this user to the list of winners found
                        if (!empty($winners)) { $winners .= ", "; }
                        else { $winners .= "Winners: "; }
                        $winners .= $userinfo['username'];
 
                        // give the points to the winner
                        $vbulletin->db->query_write("
                            UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointstable'] . "
                            SET " . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointsfield'] . " = " . $vbulletin->options['vbbux_pointsfield'] . " + " . $lottery['totalwinnings'] . "
                            WHERE userid = '" . $winner['userid'] . "'
                        ");
 
                        // insert the winner into the winners table
                        $vbulletin->db->query_write("
                            INSERT INTO " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotterywinner (winnerid, lotteryname, userid, username, dateline, jackpot, amountwon, ipaddress)
                            VALUES
                            (
                                0,
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($lottery['name']) . "',
                                '" . $winner['userid'] . "',
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($winner['username']) . "',
                                " . TIMENOW . ",
                                " . $lottery['jackpot'] . ",
                                " . $lottery['totalwinnings'] . ",
                                '" . $vbulletin->db->escape_string($winner['ipaddress']) . "'
                            )
                        ");
                    }
 
                    // delete all of the tickets for this lottery
                    $vbulletin->db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'");

HA!! as I suspected.....may you triple bogey every hole this weekend Dave.

yo mama · 06-10-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

Okay..... So, I just noticed that the top ten richest users on here are all MEN. Further analysis of the top 30 richest users show that all are men with the exception of 4 possibly 5 users. I'm proposing that the female users get a pay increase since we have to put with so much shit from the men around here.

What do you say girls???? Do we need a pay raise or what??? Who's with me???

I am totally with you.

2ox · 06-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by the code fairy

// try to find a winner
$winner = $vbulletin->db->query_first("
SELECT *
FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "vbp_lotteryticket
WHERE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['lotteryid'] . "'
EXCLUDE lotteryid = '" . $lottery['2ox'] . '"
if (!is_numeric($winner['2ox']))
LIMIT " . rand(0, $tickets['count']) . ", 1
");

teachergirl · 06-11-2006

**Thender** · 06-11-2006

Conspiracy theory? Hmmmm..........

06-07-2006	#26
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,834.19 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,609 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users There's an attractive visual. Josh flipping pancakes in heels and stockings. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-07-2006	#27
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,694 Throcks: 356.82 Thanks: 2,933 Thanked 1,049 Times in 198 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users only the best for my guests. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

06-07-2006	#29
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,834.19 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,609 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users That would be every time. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-07-2006	#31
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,301.30 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Jasmine....Jasmine....Jasmine __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-07-2006	#32
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users What????

06-07-2006	#33
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,301.30 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users nothing sweetie, I just like saying your name! __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-07-2006	#34
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.49 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Yeah. Nice back pedaling ox.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-07-2006	#35
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Okaaaaaayyyyyy....

06-07-2006	#37
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.49 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Ooch, ouch, ouch... Now my brain hurts.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-07-2006	#38
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 434.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users It does say "rand" in there somewhere, so does that make it "randy"??? As in a very randy lottery???

06-07-2006	#39
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.49 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users All I know is, after today, I'm never bitching about the lottery again Unless something changes, of course.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-07-2006	#40
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 394.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users i won the lottery once, but donated my winnings to TnT_Tony __________________ bye

06-07-2006	#41
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,200.74 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: TNTU Richest Users nice easy Script there __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

06-07-2006	#42
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,834.19 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,609 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Did it say 2ox BITES in there somewhere? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-07-2006	#43
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,844 Throcks: 2,504.37 Thanks: 1,236 Thanked 5,591 Times in 1,151 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users ummmm........maybe __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-07-2006	#44
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users So...going back a few posts...what is the ratio of men to women on here? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-07-2006	#45
goon191 TnTU Sophomore Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 51 Throcks: 360.34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users i got soem you ladies can have

06-11-2006	#49
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

06-11-2006	#50
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.49 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: TNTU Richest Users Conspiracy theory? Hmmmm.......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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