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Chubby · 07-09-2006

I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be
useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you!! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 30 year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

I'm running out of purses.... Is anyone having a Purse Party??????

2ox · 07-09-2006

rock on chubby!!!!

**Thender** · 07-09-2006

You are just a glutton for punishment!

Jasmine · 07-09-2006

OMG, let me get over to Sam's right away...

**Thender** · 07-09-2006

Bring lots of purses!!!

Mike and I will be waiting...

MMM · 07-09-2006

What.. She said "Two seriously good-looking 30 year-old well-built guys " not the board basters

**Thender** · 07-09-2006

Well, we are two 30 something year olds, anyway... And we are well built! Just the proportioning is different...

**ob1** · 07-09-2006

Nice one Chub! It's all about the Purse-y

**Thender** · 07-09-2006

Nice play on words, ob1!

**ob1** · 07-09-2006

^Thanks pal!

**Thender** · 07-09-2006

You are most welcome!

Jasmine · 07-10-2006

thender~

You have bodies like Gods? Buddah??????

Dave · 07-10-2006

Board Basters are the women, aren't they?

**Thender** · 07-10-2006

^

Good catch Dave!

**ob1** · 07-10-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Board Basters are the women, aren't they?

Great job Dave!

BTW...

yo mama · 07-10-2006

That was hilarious

07-09-2006	#1
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 268.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Emergency Message I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 30 year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!! I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. I'm running out of purses.... Is anyone having a Purse Party?????? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-09-2006	#2
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,485 Throcks: 949.86 Thanks: 7 Thanked 424 Times in 94 Posts	Re: Emergency Message rock on chubby!!!!

07-09-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message You are just a glutton for punishment! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-09-2006	#4
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 278.54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Emergency Message OMG, let me get over to Sam's right away...

07-09-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message Bring lots of purses!!! Mike and I will be waiting... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-09-2006	#6
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,118 Throcks: 1,298.57 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	Re: Emergency Message What.. She said "Two seriously good-looking 30 year-old well-built guys " not the board basters

07-09-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message Well, we are two 30 something year olds, anyway... And we are well built! Just the proportioning is different... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-09-2006	#8
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,478.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Emergency Message Nice one Chub! It's all about the Purse-y __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-09-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message Nice play on words, ob1! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-09-2006	#10
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,478.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Emergency Message ^Thanks pal! __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-09-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message You are most welcome! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-10-2006	#12
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 278.54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Emergency Message thender~ You have bodies like Gods? Buddah??????

07-10-2006	#13
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,238 Throcks: 3,225.38 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 691 Times in 158 Posts	Re: Emergency Message Board Basters are the women, aren't they? __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

07-10-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.92 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Emergency Message ^ Good catch Dave! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-10-2006	#16
yo mama TnTU Senior Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 474 Throcks: 100.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Emergency Message That was hilarious

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