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josh · 08-01-2006

after dinner they went dancing at the blue oyster bar

**Thender** · 08-01-2006

And spent the rest of the night in his and her bathroom stalls yacking it up.....

teachergirl · 08-01-2006

Ah, those were the days (he thought)....what he wouldn't give for a nice fur burger

**Thender** · 08-01-2006

He then reached for a toothpick, stuck it between his teeth, and slowly pulled his way to his feet. He opened the stall door and who should be there? It was..........

**mike** · 08-02-2006

his mom. Who then proceeded to kick his ass all the way to....

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

Fred's house. But just as they were crossing the street, a van came out of nowhere and knocked his Mom 100 yards down the block. He looked and saw that the person driving the van was....

2ox · 08-02-2006

the smurf woman with the beard...she was so turned on by the site of pitbull mauled Fred and burnt hair prince michael that she had to track them down and....

Dave · 08-02-2006

Admit that there's a fine line between stalking and being curious. Suddenly a look of forlorn came upon her face, and Fred asked...

josh · 08-02-2006

how do you drive with such little hands...

Jasmine · 08-02-2006

She smiled sweetly and then rummaged around the back of the cab. "I want to give you THIS!" she yelled, while...

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-02-2006

the three Larry's grew anxious across the street. They were planning on...

**Bud** · 08-02-2006

....pulling out a 12 inch butt plug.

She asked, "Do you have a couple of spare hours to burn"

He then replied...

Jasmine · 08-02-2006

Ouch!!!!! Did you have to do that?????

She smiled demurely. "Didn't you like it?" she asked...

Two2mnyxs · 08-02-2006

"NO i dint like that it felt like you were-

**Bud** · 08-02-2006

Driving a truck up my ass !!

Do you have one in a smaller model ??

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

"No," she sweetly replied, "I only drive the big rigs! How do you like my 18 wheeler?"

**mike** · 08-02-2006

"They don't call you 'Large Marge' for nothin" he replied. Then...

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

Got a mouth full of fist which knocked his ass to the ground. He got up and replied....

**mike** · 08-02-2006

"What'd I say?". Which brought the obvious response of....

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

"On your knees bitch!" and a loaded shot gun was gently pressed to his forehead...

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

He turned ass and ran when she pulled the trigger and found out she forgot to load the shotgun.... He yelled back over his shoulder...

2ox · 08-02-2006

shane.....shane..... You are the biggest,

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

damn smurf I have ever seen! He made it down the block where a '72 Cuda came outa nowhere and....

Jasmine · 08-02-2006

slowed down. The door opened and a voice said, "Hop in!" It was...

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

the cookie monster looking for a fix. When he figured out Fred didn't have any oreos he kicked his ass out on the corner of.....

08-01-2006	#26
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,219 Throcks: 1.12 Thanks: 10 Thanked 26 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Story thread after dinner they went dancing at the blue oyster bar __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

08-01-2006	#27
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread And spent the rest of the night in his and her bathroom stalls yacking it up..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-01-2006	#28
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Ah, those were the days (he thought)....what he wouldn't give for a nice fur burger __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-01-2006	#29
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread He then reached for a toothpick, stuck it between his teeth, and slowly pulled his way to his feet. He opened the stall door and who should be there? It was.......... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#30
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.77 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Story thread his mom. Who then proceeded to kick his ass all the way to.... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-02-2006	#31
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread Fred's house. But just as they were crossing the street, a van came out of nowhere and knocked his Mom 100 yards down the block. He looked and saw that the person driving the van was.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#32
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 585.11 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Story thread the smurf woman with the beard...she was so turned on by the site of pitbull mauled Fred and burnt hair prince michael that she had to track them down and.... __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

08-02-2006	#33
Dave Administrator Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,119 Throcks: 1,445.63 Thanks: 31 Thanked 105 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Story thread Admit that there's a fine line between stalking and being curious. Suddenly a look of forlorn came upon her face, and Fred asked... __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

08-02-2006	#34
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,219 Throcks: 1.12 Thanks: 10 Thanked 26 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Story thread how do you drive with such little hands... __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

08-02-2006	#35
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 182.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread She smiled sweetly and then rummaged around the back of the cab. "I want to give you THIS!" she yelled, while...

08-02-2006	#36
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08-02-2006	#37
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,947.26 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Story thread ....pulling out a 12 inch butt plug. She asked, "Do you have a couple of spare hours to burn" He then replied... __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-02-2006	#38
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 182.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Ouch!!!!! Did you have to do that????? She smiled demurely. "Didn't you like it?" she asked...

08-02-2006	#39
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 850.48 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread "NO i dint like that it felt like you were- __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

08-02-2006	#40
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,947.26 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Story thread Driving a truck up my ass !! Do you have one in a smaller model ?? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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08-02-2006	#41
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread "No," she sweetly replied, "I only drive the big rigs! How do you like my 18 wheeler?" __________________ God I need a nap.

08-02-2006	#42
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.77 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Story thread "They don't call you 'Large Marge' for nothin" he replied. Then... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-02-2006	#43
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread Got a mouth full of fist which knocked his ass to the ground. He got up and replied.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#44
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.77 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Story thread "What'd I say?". Which brought the obvious response of.... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-02-2006	#45
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread "On your knees bitch!" and a loaded shot gun was gently pressed to his forehead... __________________ God I need a nap.

08-02-2006	#46
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread He turned ass and ran when she pulled the trigger and found out she forgot to load the shotgun.... He yelled back over his shoulder... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#47
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 585.11 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Story thread shane.....shane..... You are the biggest, __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

08-02-2006	#48
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread damn smurf I have ever seen! He made it down the block where a '72 Cuda came outa nowhere and.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#49
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 182.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread slowed down. The door opened and a voice said, "Hop in!" It was...

08-02-2006	#50
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.45 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Story thread the cookie monster looking for a fix. When he figured out Fred didn't have any oreos he kicked his ass out on the corner of..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.