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Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

69th and ho bag street right outside of...

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

the "Pink Mint". He thought, "what the hell" and went in. The first person he saw at the bar was....

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Dave from TnTu.net. He said...

teachergirl · 08-02-2006

"why the hell did you put that damn bumper sticker on my car?"

**Thender** · 08-02-2006

"Oh shit! I need to get out of here! That guys got a screw loose!" Fred then felt his way to the back door when his hands stopped on something long and hard. It was...........

Lynniebits · 08-02-2006

Jeremy!

2ox · 08-03-2006

after getting over the fact that Lynne brought this story to a screaching halt.....Fred and mike got back in their newly aquired VW Microbus and drove to...

fbrep · 08-03-2006

Just as the waiter was about to deliver their food, the prince's cel phone rang with news that

Jasmine · 08-03-2006

"Not supposed to drive and talk on a cell at the same time! Shame on you!", he screeched!

Two2mnyxs · 08-03-2006

Cookie M and the smurf are working together too..

**Thender** · 08-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

after getting over the fact that Lynne brought this story to a screaching halt.....Fred and mike got back in their newly aquired VW Microbus and drove to...

The outskirts of Las Vegas. They went into, what they thought was a casino, and found themselves in a low-donation cat house. The head misstress came up to them and said....

**mike** · 08-03-2006

"WHAT!! WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT!!! SPEAK, LITTLE MAN!!!!!" . And after that he had only one response.....

**Bud** · 08-03-2006

"Do you have any buttplugs smaller than 12 inches ??"

To this the madam replied....

**Thender** · 08-03-2006

Why yes we do! We call it ob1. the price is.....

**Bud** · 08-03-2006

15,000 throcks. Would you like to take it for a test drive first ??

**mike** · 08-03-2006

$49.95, today only!! "WOW!" he replied. Let me think a minute. After a couple of minutes, he went back to the madame and told her....

**Thender** · 08-03-2006

Does that come with batteries? The madame replied.........

**Bud** · 08-03-2006

...."Hell no, you need to find a 220 outlet for this bad boy. Now either buy it or get the hell outta here. What's it gonna be ?"....

Chubby · 08-03-2006

I'll take it. Can you put it in a brown paper bag. I don't want anyone see me carrying this outside.... I'm not queer you know....

**Thender** · 08-03-2006

"Sure!" she said with a wink in her eye. "will that be cash or credit?" To which he replied.........

**Bud** · 08-03-2006

... by pulling out his concealed weapon and saying, "I don't think I'll be paying for anything today lady". And walked out the door.

He headed down the street with his thumb in the air....

**Thender** · 08-03-2006

A taxi pulled up to the curb. Fred opened the door and just about got inside until he saw who was sitting in there.... It was........

2ox · 08-04-2006

Carrot Top sitting in the backseat leaning forward grooming burnt hair mikes hair like a rhesus monkey.

Carrot Top!!! Fred screamed. Where the hell did you come from?

**Thender** · 08-04-2006

"My mama." replied Carrot Top. "Hop in! I'll take you where ever you want." Fred got in and said "Take me to.......

**Bud** · 08-04-2006

the airport, I need to get my ass to Las Vegas."

Carrot Top said, "That's great. I have a gig there this weekend, you can fly with me."

So they both went to Eppley and boarded a private jet.
Once Fred got buckled in he turned to look behind him and low and behold....

08-02-2006	#51
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread 69th and ho bag street right outside of... __________________ God I need a nap.

08-02-2006	#52
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread the "Pink Mint". He thought, "what the hell" and went in. The first person he saw at the bar was.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#53
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Dave from TnTu.net. He said... __________________ God I need a nap.

08-02-2006	#54
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread "why the hell did you put that damn bumper sticker on my car?" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

08-02-2006	#55
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread "Oh shit! I need to get out of here! That guys got a screw loose!" Fred then felt his way to the back door when his hands stopped on something long and hard. It was........... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-02-2006	#56
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Jeremy! __________________ God I need a nap.

08-03-2006	#57
2ox hail hail rock-n-roll Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,429 Throcks: 690.72 Thanks: 2 Thanked 159 Times in 38 Posts	Re: Story thread after getting over the fact that Lynne brought this story to a screaching halt.....Fred and mike got back in their newly aquired VW Microbus and drove to... __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

08-03-2006	#58
fbrep TnTU Advanced Degree Holder Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denison, IA Posts: 2 Throcks: 180.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Just as the waiter was about to deliver their food, the prince's cel phone rang with news that __________________ FBrep - Still doing Craig's Mom after all these years....

08-03-2006	#59
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 206.83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread "Not supposed to drive and talk on a cell at the same time! Shame on you!", he screeched!

08-03-2006	#60
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 1,137.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread Cookie M and the smurf are working together too.. __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

08-03-2006	#62
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,060 Throcks: 1,476.84 Thanks: 1,793 Thanked 486 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Story thread "WHAT!! WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT!!! SPEAK, LITTLE MAN!!!!!" . And after that he had only one response..... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-03-2006	#63
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,459 Throcks: 7,210.27 Thanks: 1,094 Thanked 800 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Story thread "Do you have any buttplugs smaller than 12 inches ??" To this the madam replied.... __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-03-2006	#64
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread Why yes we do! We call it ob1. the price is..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-03-2006	#65
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,459 Throcks: 7,210.27 Thanks: 1,094 Thanked 800 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Story thread 15,000 throcks. Would you like to take it for a test drive first ?? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-03-2006	#66
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,060 Throcks: 1,476.84 Thanks: 1,793 Thanked 486 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Story thread $49.95, today only!! "WOW!" he replied. Let me think a minute. After a couple of minutes, he went back to the madame and told her.... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

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08-03-2006	#67
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread Does that come with batteries? The madame replied......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-03-2006	#68
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,459 Throcks: 7,210.27 Thanks: 1,094 Thanked 800 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Story thread ...."Hell no, you need to find a 220 outlet for this bad boy. Now either buy it or get the hell outta here. What's it gonna be ?".... __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-03-2006	#69
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 207.81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Story thread I'll take it. Can you put it in a brown paper bag. I don't want anyone see me carrying this outside.... I'm not queer you know.... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

08-03-2006	#70
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread "Sure!" she said with a wink in her eye. "will that be cash or credit?" To which he replied......... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-03-2006	#71
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,459 Throcks: 7,210.27 Thanks: 1,094 Thanked 800 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Story thread ... by pulling out his concealed weapon and saying, "I don't think I'll be paying for anything today lady". And walked out the door. He headed down the street with his thumb in the air.... __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-03-2006	#72
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread A taxi pulled up to the curb. Fred opened the door and just about got inside until he saw who was sitting in there.... It was........ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-04-2006	#73
2ox hail hail rock-n-roll Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,429 Throcks: 690.72 Thanks: 2 Thanked 159 Times in 38 Posts	Re: Story thread Carrot Top sitting in the backseat leaning forward grooming burnt hair mikes hair like a rhesus monkey. Carrot Top!!! Fred screamed. Where the hell did you come from? __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

08-04-2006	#74
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,558 Throcks: 2,273.62 Thanks: 1,619 Thanked 1,553 Times in 454 Posts	Re: Story thread "My mama." replied Carrot Top. "Hop in! I'll take you where ever you want." Fred got in and said "Take me to....... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-04-2006	#75
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,459 Throcks: 7,210.27 Thanks: 1,094 Thanked 800 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Story thread the airport, I need to get my ass to Las Vegas." Carrot Top said, "That's great. I have a gig there this weekend, you can fly with me." So they both went to Eppley and boarded a private jet. Once Fred got buckled in he turned to look behind him and low and behold.... __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!