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Bud · 08-14-2006

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

Yummy.

ob1 · 08-14-2006

[Ace Ventura voice]This fruit paste is delicious...[/Ace Ventura voice]

...that is just nasty! and it is snot funny!!

Thender · 08-14-2006

At least mike can feel better about himself now....

mike · 08-14-2006

Yeah,so leave me alone!!!

MMM · 08-14-2006

No wonder mike is never sick..

Thender · 08-14-2006

Oh, He's sick all right, just never ill.........

MMM · 08-14-2006

That is really funny..

Thender · 08-14-2006

Sank you!

I have my moments....

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-14-2006

*blinks* Ewwwwwwwww

Thender · 08-14-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycatwoman

*blinks* Ewwwwwwwww

This from a woman that knocks the snot out other women..

Bud · 08-15-2006

But she doesn't eat it.

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-15-2006

Bud · 08-15-2006

MMM · 08-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

This from a woman that knocks the snot out other women..

She could probably kick your ass

also.. so you had better be nice..

Thender · 08-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

She could probably kick your ass

also.. so you had better be nice..

And the problem with that would be?................

Bud · 08-16-2006

Where does the line start ?

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-16-2006

2ox · 08-18-2006

what happens if you pick someone elses nose and eat their booger?

Bud · 08-18-2006

They would probably get mad at you for stealing thier boogers.

jpa · 08-18-2006

i have a couple juicy ones someone can try

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-18-2006

One should not read this thread during/just after lunch. Especially with that avatar.

mike · 08-18-2006

Just keep in mind..... It tastes like chicken,it tastes like chicken,it tastes like chicken..

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-18-2006

Hmm...now where have I heard THAT one before. ;)

mike · 08-18-2006

Well, did it work?

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-18-2006

Heh um yeah not so much.

08-14-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,902	Booger Eating Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up. Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner. "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system. "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine. "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free." He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social. He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well." And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered. Yummy. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-14-2006	#2
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Booger Eating [Ace Ventura voice]This fruit paste is delicious...[/Ace Ventura voice] ...that is just nasty! and it is snot funny!!

08-14-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,144	Re: Booger Eating At least mike can feel better about himself now.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

08-14-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Booger Eating Yeah,so leave me alone!!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

08-14-2006	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Re: Booger Eating No wonder mike is never sick..

08-14-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,144	Re: Booger Eating Oh, He's sick all right, just never ill......... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

08-14-2006	#7
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Re: Booger Eating That is really funny..

08-14-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,144	Re: Booger Eating Sank you! I have my moments.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

08-14-2006	#9
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Booger Eating blinks Ewwwwwwwww __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-15-2006	#11
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,902	Re: Booger Eating But she doesn't eat it. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-15-2006	#12
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Booger Eating __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-16-2006	#16
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,902	Re: Booger Eating Where does the line start ? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-18-2006	#18
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	Re: Booger Eating what happens if you pick someone elses nose and eat their booger? __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

08-18-2006	#19
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,902	Re: Booger Eating They would probably get mad at you for stealing thier boogers. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-18-2006	#20
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Booger Eating i have a couple juicy ones someone can try __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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08-18-2006	#21
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Booger Eating One should not read this thread during/just after lunch. Especially with that avatar. __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-18-2006	#22
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Booger Eating Just keep in mind..... It tastes like chicken,it tastes like chicken,it tastes like chicken.. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

08-18-2006	#23
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Booger Eating Hmm...now where have I heard THAT one before. ;) __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-18-2006	#24
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Booger Eating Well, did it work? __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

08-18-2006	#25
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Booger Eating Heh um yeah not so much. __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.