08-19-2006
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| Just another poster...   Join Date: May 2006
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| The third story.. Laying in the gutter, Oxblood had plenty of time to think. Trouble was, he couldn't. He had some faint idea how he got there as he reeked of booze, perfume, and vomit, and next to him lay a lifeless body. He heard distant sirens coming closer and closer... (ps... 2ox, might as well start in the gutter, it can only go up from here! Well, maybe...) |
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08-19-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: The third story.. The only thought that could go through his mind was. Ishouldn't be laying here naked with a blowup doll in this part of town,so he...
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. And down it goes... Like a leaky blow up doll, down it goes!!! I knew you could do it!!!! Good work mike!!! |
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08-19-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The third story.. Wow! That was quick! But mike is always quick... 
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Probably too quick, if ya know what I mean... |
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. I was tired dammit!!  
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. right...........
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. That's not the way I remember it... |
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Ok, I was tired afterward... 
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. And you get tired quick, too............. 
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08-19-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Awww, mikey's whining... Poor mikey... |
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Quote:
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Get 'ender out of the trunk, open the back seat door and take the duct tape off of josh's mouth, but 'ox still wasn't happy.......
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08-21-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: The third story.. because josh seemed so excited for what ox had planned for him. just then mike came out of his house wearing nothing but his nebraska hat and said....
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. "Why are you here at 5:30 in the morning? Want a beer, it's in the fridge, you ain't crippled. And I ain't your mama." The gentlemen looked kind of bewildered, but mustered out of their mouths......
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. "free beer, hell yes." they all went inside and josh and ox were stricken with horror as thy saw in the kitchen....
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. 6 blow up dolls sitting around the kitchen table holding poker hands. Ox looked at josh and said..........
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08-21-2006
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: The third story.. "liquor in the front, and poker in the rear!" |
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. or was it poker in the front, liquor in the rear. They just couldnt decide how they wanted to set up until...
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. Oxblood came inside with his blowup doll and asked "any body have a rubber patch kit?" Mike reached over to third drawer on the left and and got a patch kit from the 200 ct. case that he purchased at Sam's. He tossed it to Oxblood and said..........
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08-21-2006
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| Re: The third story.. "Shall we go up to the third story now?" |
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08-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The third story.. "Sure!" mike said. "That's where I keep the "tools"." "By the way." "Watch out for the poodle, he likes to rub peoples calves." Too which Oxblood replied............
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08-23-2006
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| proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: The third story.. I love petting the poo....but not as much as...
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08-23-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The third story.. beating the goo out of ob1! Some where down stairs ob1 was blushing. He looked at 2ox and said....
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08-23-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: The third story.. My 2ox, what a small poo you have! To which he replied....
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