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**ob1** · 08-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

I understand where you are coming from Jas. But I don't hold TnT in the same group of "shock-jocks" as Howard Stern and Tom Becka... They really demean and badger their callers whether they agree with the caller or not....

I understand that TnT are about sophmoric humor, aka "potty humor", But I enjoy them because they are out of the "norm". I get an hour and a half of them in the morning before I have to go to work and listen to everything serious about the world delivered to me by Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Tom Becka and Sean Hannity.........

I need and live off of humor. TnT is my only dose of humor during the day. They make my day bearable and I can share other points of views with others because of them. I don't agree with a lot of their politics. But I am willing to listen to their points of view. And TnTu Lets me connect with others, at night, that want to just let their hair down and forget about that serious life...

This site, can seem, like it is male dominated... But that is because we don't have enough female dominance. Stick around and put your "two cents worth" in the threads. We enjoy everybody's input! If somebody is hounding you then tell them off. Let us know and we will tell them off.

There are some regulars here, and yes, they are male. But that is just because we are bored and we love the site! I'm sure the likes of Lynniebits, Teachergirl, Lil Bunny FU, Daphne, And our beloved MMM, will tell you it's an OK place to hang out.

I'll get off my soapbox now and let you get back to your reguraly scheduled programing.

Very well-well stated my friend!

Jas, you have been a welcome presence at TnTU. Your departure will be felt by all who have come to know you. I personally want you to stay but you must make a choice that is best for you.

I wish you the best no matter what you decide.

Jasmine · 08-20-2006

Thanks for the compliments! I know I am welcome and accepted here.

The thing is, I am also a member of several other boards for years and have loads in common with those folks. If you knew how I know Dave, you would be shocked, I tell ya, shocked!!!!

So I am going to concentrate on those boards.

I'm still going to be around for a few days more, and I can still be contacted by PM, it goes to my email.

**Thender** · 08-20-2006

You are Dave's MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Sister!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Cousin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, jeeze!!!!!!!

Jasmine · 08-20-2006

Did ya hear that Dave????

Not even close!!! I never met Dave in person but he did send me dinner.

**Thender** · 08-20-2006

Well, then, Have fun!

I am a member of several groups and forums, too..... All serving the many diverse interests that I hold...

But none of them offer the concrete type of conversation that I can get from this site.....

But I respect your decisions, Jasmine.

Take care! And be well........

Sparky.

josh · 08-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

You are Dave's MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Sister!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, wait... You are Dave's Cousin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, jeeze!!!!!!!

wrong. i know daves mom and sisters and most of his aunts and cousins.

jas as i said before we all wish you the best and you will be missed.

**Bud** · 08-21-2006

So do I get the throcks or not ???

Just kidding. I really don't know you but if you leave I wish you the best.

I love humor of all types. My wife thinks I'm crazy because I don't have just one type of humor and laugh at all kinds of shit. But she loves me, thank goodness :) So if you stay, read my jokes with caution :)

Chris84 · 08-21-2006

Wait I haven't made my plea for them yet.....*puts on Bono sunglasses*. There are millions of staaarving children in the world. With your throcks we will feed two of them. They will live an extravagant life of riches and throckses.

Daphne · 08-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

The shock jock thing is not my style. I have nothing against any of you. I originally came here because of the arcade. Now I don't even play. I am most likely the oldest here by several years. This is no reflection on any of you and I am certainly not leaving in a huff. It's just that we have nothing in common. It is a male dominated board and a male dominated radio show. I'm not a fan of potty humor.

I will use your throcks with the best intentions in my heart...stop back and see us...were always here....

Two2mnyxs · 08-21-2006

I would use them to buy gifts for people

i bet you met dave on a bondage fetish board didnt ya??

2ox · 08-21-2006

Sorry to see you go jasmine, you offered a touch a class to a sometimes classless place. Just a statistic before you go though.....the ratio of active users male vs female is about 60-40. not bad for a male dominated radio show.

and here is what I would do with a million throcks...

If I had a million throcks
I'd buy you a house
If I had a million throcks
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million throcks I'd buy mikes love

If I had a million throcks
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million throcks
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million throcks
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million throcks I'd buy mikes love

If I had a million throcks
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million throcks
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million throcks
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million throcks
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million throcks
I’d buy mikes love

If I had a million throcks, If I had a million throcks
If I had a million throcks, If I had a million throcks
If I had a million throcks
I'd be rich

KUfan_Donnie · 08-21-2006

Jas, you will be missed...I enjoyed reading your posts, and wish you the best of luck!

If I had a million throcks, I have no idea what I'd do with them...but I would make use of them!

**mike** · 08-21-2006

after buying all that, I'll take the $1.45 change.

Daphne · 08-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

The shock jock thing is not my style. I have nothing against any of you. I originally came here because of the arcade. Now I don't even play. I am most likely the oldest here by several years. This is no reflection on any of you and I am certainly not leaving in a huff. It's just that we have nothing in common. It is a male dominated board and a male dominated radio show. I'm not a fan of potty humor.

potty humor

MMM · 08-21-2006

Jasmine,
Thanks for posting and giving TnT a chance.. I like the "potty" humor, it makes my life seem normal... I have met friends here that I will have forever and some I wish I could forget.. haha.. (just joking)..
With your million throcks as moderator I would give them out to indivuals who post good jokes. or maybe I would just keep them for myself.. haha

Chubby · 08-21-2006

And once again I was not included in the chick list. What do I have to do around here to make you all remember I'm a chick?

Jasmine · 08-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two2mnyxs

i bet you met dave on a bondage fetish board didnt ya??

Close...

You'll have to get the details from Dave...

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-23-2006

Heh I'm a derby chick. Give them to me and I'll spare the field mice and use these guys as targets.

**Bud** · 08-23-2006

I'll blow it all on candy.

2ox · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

And once again I was not included in the chick list. What do I have to do around here to make you all remember I'm a chick?

that was too easy.............sorry chubby. I know you're a chick and I still luv ya!!

2ox · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasmine

Close...

You'll have to get the details from Dave...

I heard about Daves "operation".

08-20-2006	#27
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 181.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest Thanks for the compliments! I know I am welcome and accepted here. The thing is, I am also a member of several other boards for years and have loads in common with those folks. If you knew how I know Dave, you would be shocked, I tell ya, shocked!!!! So I am going to concentrate on those boards. I'm still going to be around for a few days more, and I can still be contacted by PM, it goes to my email.

08-20-2006	#28
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.53 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: Contest You are Dave's MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, wait... You are Dave's Sister!!!!!!!!! No, wait... You are Dave's Aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, wait... You are Dave's Cousin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aw, jeeze!!!!!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-20-2006	#29
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 181.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest Did ya hear that Dave???? Not even close!!! I never met Dave in person but he did send me dinner.

08-20-2006	#30
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.53 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: Contest Well, then, Have fun! I am a member of several groups and forums, too..... All serving the many diverse interests that I hold... But none of them offer the concrete type of conversation that I can get from this site..... But I respect your decisions, Jasmine. Take care! And be well........ Sparky. __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-21-2006	#32
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,967.75 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Contest So do I get the throcks or not ??? Just kidding. I really don't know you but if you leave I wish you the best. I love humor of all types. My wife thinks I'm crazy because I don't have just one type of humor and laugh at all kinds of shit. But she loves me, thank goodness :) So if you stay, read my jokes with caution :) __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-21-2006	#33
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454 Throcks: 195.76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest Wait I haven't made my plea for them yet.....puts on Bono sunglasses. There are millions of staaarving children in the world. With your throcks we will feed two of them. They will live an extravagant life of riches and throckses.

08-21-2006	#35
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 839.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest I would use them to buy gifts for people i bet you met dave on a bondage fetish board didnt ya?? __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

08-21-2006	#36
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 582.77 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Contest Sorry to see you go jasmine, you offered a touch a class to a sometimes classless place. Just a statistic before you go though.....the ratio of active users male vs female is about 60-40. not bad for a male dominated radio show. and here is what I would do with a million throcks... If I had a million throcks I'd buy you a house If I had a million throcks I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had a million throcks I'd buy mikes love If I had a million throcks I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had million throcks You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had million throcks Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame 'em Uh, yeah If I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And If I had a million throcks I'd buy mikes love If I had a million throcks We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million throcks Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million throcks We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm If I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million throcks Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey) If I had a million throcks I’d buy mikes love If I had a million throcks, If I had a million throcks If I had a million throcks, If I had a million throcks If I had a million throcks I'd be rich __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves" Last edited by 2ox; 08-21-2006 at 01:58 PM.

08-21-2006	#37
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest Jas, you will be missed...I enjoyed reading your posts, and wish you the best of luck! If I had a million throcks, I have no idea what I'd do with them...but I would make use of them! __________________ One weekend survived

08-21-2006	#38
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,977 Throcks: 1,094.30 Thanks: 621 Thanked 130 Times in 61 Posts	Re: Contest after buying all that, I'll take the $1.45 change. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-21-2006	#40
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 687.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Contest Jasmine, Thanks for posting and giving TnT a chance.. I like the "potty" humor, it makes my life seem normal... I have met friends here that I will have forever and some I wish I could forget.. haha.. (just joking).. With your million throcks as moderator I would give them out to indivuals who post good jokes. or maybe I would just keep them for myself.. haha

08-21-2006	#41
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 176.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest And once again I was not included in the chick list. What do I have to do around here to make you all remember I'm a chick? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

08-23-2006	#43
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484 Throcks: 162.83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Contest Heh I'm a derby chick. Give them to me and I'll spare the field mice and use these guys as targets. __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-23-2006	#44
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,967.75 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Contest I'll blow it all on candy. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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