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KUfan_Donnie · 10-07-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

I've heard that turns the IRS on too, Thender......

Flounder · 10-07-2007

This girl is top heavy. But so what.

**Thender** · 10-08-2007

^^Money turns me on, the IRS has a fricken fetish for it...

**Bud** · 10-08-2007

She doesn't need a life jacket on that boat.

**ob1** · 10-08-2007

Nice one Flounder!

...when they're top-heavy it makes it easier for them to bend over.

Dave · 10-08-2007

harmany · 10-08-2007

lmao wtf was that

**Bud** · 10-08-2007

Dave's gotta gay!

Flounder · 10-08-2007

Logan · 10-08-2007

i can beat that with one hand

2ox · 10-08-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by harmany

lmao wtf was that

Dave's pretending he's Jackie Gleason

**Bud** · 10-08-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flounder

What do the three girls holding the cards upside down all have in common?

Flounder · 10-08-2007

They're all hot!

Logan · 10-08-2007

god i love blondes.

**ob1** · 10-08-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

"I am not gay...I never have been gay..."

RyanB. · 10-08-2007

yeah whatever Dave. What cards are you talking about?

**Thender** · 10-08-2007

I was gonna ask, "What cards"?

Lynniebits · 10-08-2007

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Originally Posted by RyanB.

If you don't like the content of the thread, don't read it. Seems pretty simple to me. Guys like looking at women, hence "What turns YOU on?" Stop returning and posting, it makes you look jealous and bitter.

Excuse me Ryan, but this thread was started by a woman, and not a man, and it was the fact that there are more men on this site than women that it got turned over to daytime soft porn for men. You need porn, go google it. Dave I think I need some back up here. I pay for this site, not to see naked women, if I wanted that I have other places to put my money! I am serious, do you want women to think all men are dipshits who simply have to look at naked women all day? Really, I understand it turns you on, we all do, isn't that enough?

BTW the naughty pics thread for members only probably does the job well enough, and if you are only on this site to search for porn, that might be the wrong image for the site.

2ox · 10-08-2007

I was hoping this thread would take another direction. But men have trouble thinking past the end of their dick.....most of the time. I am also guilty as charged. Post 1 you may have posted a 1000.

This thread started out in the right direction, quickly turned south though. Every person here knows guys like hot chicks... even though I am beginning to question Daves orientation.

Anyway.....I hear you Lynne!

Just keeping it real...

**Thender** · 10-08-2007

Flounder · 10-08-2007

Football.

And Beer. Bud Light girls.

RyanB. · 10-09-2007

What makes men go gaga for certain women? What is it about some chicks that make us spontaneously lose our cool?

We are normally strong-headed, straightforward creatures. But when it comes to women, we can become confused and easily disoriented. Think of all those male cartoon characters you've seen whose eyes bug out of their heads and tongues loll out to the ground when a sexy girl walks by. That's not all that far from the reality.

There are certain things about certain women that will prove to be such a turn-on that they instantly throw any guy off. As much as we do appreciate these moments, it's a good thing to be aware of such weapons, so you can have a shot at mustering some degree of coherence when you encounter them.

Here are 10 things about women that will instantly turn on just about any man.
Number 10

She has an accent
There's nothing like the sound of an exotic accent to get a guy's engines revving. Whether she's British, French, Irish, Italian, or from anywhere else, it's a sure bet that a man will be taken in by that foreign lilt or intonation. Accents are especially exciting when the woman throws in some words from her native language. What could be sexier than trying to guess what exactly she said she wanted you to do to her?
Number 9

She admits to loving sex
Many men lament the fact that their lady doesn't want or get off on sex as much as he does. So when a woman tells a dude that she loves sex, it's a huge turn-on. When a man knows that any time he feels like gettin' it on, his woman will be more than willing and able, well, it may be time to refurnish the bedroom, because you're going to be spending a whole bunch of time in there.
Number 8

She drives a motorcycle
Think about how cool and confident you feel when you hit the road on your chopper. Now, imagine how a woman feels riding one of those bad boys. Next, think about how she looks when she feels that way. Getting the picture? It's just sexy to see a chick on a bike -- particularly when she's clad in form-fitting leather chaps. Female bikers give off a carefree vibe, as well as the sense of mystery that comes with face-masking helmets. There's a reason why all bike manufacturers like to market their merchandise alongside scantily-clad models -- because it never fails to make men look.
Number 7

She has a sexy voice
Men love to hear the tones of a woman's sexy voice. Whether it's husky or has that soft, caressing touch, a woman's voice can send shivers down a man's spine via his auditory system. Think of the Marilyn Monroe's famous "Happy Birthday" song or Liv Tyler's otherworldly tone in the Lord Of The Rings trilogy. If a woman's inflections sound like that, a man will fall for her from the ears on down.
Number 6

She has nice breasts
Men love breasts. This is a cold, hard fact. Just look at the astounding number of similes we've invented to describe them: knockers, rack, melons, headlights, and assets, to name but a few. Without getting into the psychology underlying this common obsession, it's sufficient to say that a woman with a great bust line is always attractive to a man. It's probably a good thing the female gender was the one to get the breasts. Had it turned out otherwise, we'd get nothing done -- we'd be home all day fondling them.

The view from behind isn't that bad, either
Number 5

She has a great ass
Okay, men also love asses. A shapely butt on a woman is a sure-fire turn-on to any guy. The way it moves when she walks -- that slight jiggle of the hips and sway of the cheeks -- is pretty much a mating signal. After all, there's a reason they call it a "booty call." Men are easily hypnotized by a fine female gluteus maximus , and will pretty much drop everything (literally and figuratively) to get a closer look.
Number 4

She looks like a porn star
Yes, men are easily smitten by a babe who looks like she came straight off the box cover of an adult video. Here, once again, it's all in the visuals. Whether it's the way she unabashedly embraces her sexuality or the "come hither" look on her face, the girl who looks and acts wanton will always have a horde of men buzzing around her. Want proof? Count the number of strip clubs in your town.
Number 3

She has full lips
Men like to kiss women. And men really like to kiss women with great lips. A full, sensuous mouth has always been a giant turn-on. The sight of a woman with beautiful, lush lips makes men think of how said lips would feel as they kissed the many different body parts he has to offer. Just think of Angelina Jolie's perfect lips. What man wouldn't want to get a taste of those?
Number 2

She talks dirty
It's the lucky man who gets the girl who loves to talk dirty. As men are often the sexual initiators in bed, a woman who talks dirty is a prized catch. Guys love to hear a babe talk about the things she wants to do and have done to her. This is especially valued when he's on the road on business. A guy's hotel room seems a lot less lonely when he can get some rocking-good phone-sex from his lady back home.
Number 1

You catch a peek of her undies
Sometimes, it's all about the tantalizing prospect of what a girl has underneath her clothes. In fact, many men often prefer the sight of a skimpy outfit that's slightly revealing to actually seeing the naked female body. For women this is hard to believe, but true nonetheless.

So when a man gets a glimpse of a thong gently peeking above a beltline or the shadow of a lacy bra through a shirt, all he can do is dazedly wonder what else is under there. Quite often, the rest of his day is shot because those images will have been burned into his brain, keeping him aroused until he can get home and do something about it. Happy daze indeed.
honorable mention

Her tongue is pierced
Once a guy sees a pierced tongue, he can't help but imagine how it might feel in an, um, "intimate" situation. A tongue piercing indicates that the gal sporting it throws herself into bedroom sports above and beyond the call of duty. That never fails to get men to rise to attention.

Sorry no pics.....google was unavailable.

**Bud** · 10-09-2007

Nice post Ryan

Dave · 10-09-2007

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BTW the naughty pics thread for members only probably does the job well enough, and if you are only on this site to search for porn, that might be the wrong image for the site.

There are 2 threads on this site with naked or near naked women in it. One of them is only viewable by TnTU Supporters, not the general public, or search engines. The other thread is this one. If the contents of this threads are offensive to anybody, please ignore it.

Logan · 10-10-2007

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Originally Posted by Dave

There are 2 threads on this site with naked or near naked women in it. One of them is only viewable by TnTU Supporters, not the general public, or search engines. The other thread is this one. If the contents of this threads are offensive to anybody, please ignore it.

where the hell is this dave? and why the hell haven't i been there yet. and there better not be any more pictures of you on there.

10-07-2007	#1077
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,396.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? This girl is top heavy. But so what.

10-08-2007	#1078
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? ^^Money turns me on, the IRS has a fricken fetish for it... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-08-2007	#1079
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,258 Throcks: 11,659.11 Thanks: 4,066 Thanked 3,903 Times in 1,012 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? She doesn't need a life jacket on that boat. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-08-2007	#1080
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,371 Throcks: 1,446.86 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,369 Times in 308 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Nice one Flounder! ...when they're top-heavy it makes it easier for them to bend over.

10-08-2007	#1081
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10-08-2007	#1082
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 561 Throcks: 23.88 Thanks: 0 Thanked 193 Times in 39 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? lmao wtf was that __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

10-08-2007	#1083
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,258 Throcks: 11,659.11 Thanks: 4,066 Thanked 3,903 Times in 1,012 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Dave's gotta gay! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-08-2007	#1084
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,396.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on?

10-08-2007	#1085
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 249.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? i can beat that with one hand

10-08-2007	#1088
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,396.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? They're all hot!

10-08-2007	#1089
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 249.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? god i love blondes.

10-08-2007	#1091
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,160 Throcks: 340.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? yeah whatever Dave. What cards are you talking about? __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

10-08-2007	#1092
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I was gonna ask, "What cards"? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-08-2007	#1094
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,483 Throcks: 942.01 Thanks: 7 Thanked 415 Times in 92 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I was hoping this thread would take another direction. But men have trouble thinking past the end of their dick.....most of the time. I am also guilty as charged. Post 1 you may have posted a 1000. This thread started out in the right direction, quickly turned south though. Every person here knows guys like hot chicks... even though I am beginning to question Daves orientation. Anyway.....I hear you Lynne! Just keeping it real...

10-08-2007	#1095
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,419 Throcks: 3,874.62 Thanks: 4,522 Thanked 4,956 Times in 1,315 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-08-2007	#1096
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,396.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? Football. And Beer. Bud Light girls.

10-09-2007	#1097
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,160 Throcks: 340.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? What makes men go gaga for certain women? What is it about some chicks that make us spontaneously lose our cool? We are normally strong-headed, straightforward creatures. But when it comes to women, we can become confused and easily disoriented. Think of all those male cartoon characters you've seen whose eyes bug out of their heads and tongues loll out to the ground when a sexy girl walks by. That's not all that far from the reality. There are certain things about certain women that will prove to be such a turn-on that they instantly throw any guy off. As much as we do appreciate these moments, it's a good thing to be aware of such weapons, so you can have a shot at mustering some degree of coherence when you encounter them. Here are 10 things about women that will instantly turn on just about any man. Number 10 She has an accent There's nothing like the sound of an exotic accent to get a guy's engines revving. Whether she's British, French, Irish, Italian, or from anywhere else, it's a sure bet that a man will be taken in by that foreign lilt or intonation. Accents are especially exciting when the woman throws in some words from her native language. What could be sexier than trying to guess what exactly she said she wanted you to do to her? Number 9 She admits to loving sex Many men lament the fact that their lady doesn't want or get off on sex as much as he does. So when a woman tells a dude that she loves sex, it's a huge turn-on. When a man knows that any time he feels like gettin' it on, his woman will be more than willing and able, well, it may be time to refurnish the bedroom, because you're going to be spending a whole bunch of time in there. Number 8 She drives a motorcycle Think about how cool and confident you feel when you hit the road on your chopper. Now, imagine how a woman feels riding one of those bad boys. Next, think about how she looks when she feels that way. Getting the picture? It's just sexy to see a chick on a bike -- particularly when she's clad in form-fitting leather chaps. Female bikers give off a carefree vibe, as well as the sense of mystery that comes with face-masking helmets. There's a reason why all bike manufacturers like to market their merchandise alongside scantily-clad models -- because it never fails to make men look. Number 7 She has a sexy voice Men love to hear the tones of a woman's sexy voice. Whether it's husky or has that soft, caressing touch, a woman's voice can send shivers down a man's spine via his auditory system. Think of the Marilyn Monroe's famous "Happy Birthday" song or Liv Tyler's otherworldly tone in the Lord Of The Rings trilogy. If a woman's inflections sound like that, a man will fall for her from the ears on down. Number 6 She has nice breasts Men love breasts. This is a cold, hard fact. Just look at the astounding number of similes we've invented to describe them: knockers, rack, melons, headlights, and assets, to name but a few. Without getting into the psychology underlying this common obsession, it's sufficient to say that a woman with a great bust line is always attractive to a man. It's probably a good thing the female gender was the one to get the breasts. Had it turned out otherwise, we'd get nothing done -- we'd be home all day fondling them. The view from behind isn't that bad, either Number 5 She has a great ass Okay, men also love asses. A shapely butt on a woman is a sure-fire turn-on to any guy. The way it moves when she walks -- that slight jiggle of the hips and sway of the cheeks -- is pretty much a mating signal. After all, there's a reason they call it a "booty call." Men are easily hypnotized by a fine female gluteus maximus , and will pretty much drop everything (literally and figuratively) to get a closer look. Number 4 She looks like a porn star Yes, men are easily smitten by a babe who looks like she came straight off the box cover of an adult video. Here, once again, it's all in the visuals. Whether it's the way she unabashedly embraces her sexuality or the "come hither" look on her face, the girl who looks and acts wanton will always have a horde of men buzzing around her. Want proof? Count the number of strip clubs in your town. Number 3 She has full lips Men like to kiss women. And men really like to kiss women with great lips. A full, sensuous mouth has always been a giant turn-on. The sight of a woman with beautiful, lush lips makes men think of how said lips would feel as they kissed the many different body parts he has to offer. Just think of Angelina Jolie's perfect lips. What man wouldn't want to get a taste of those? Number 2 She talks dirty It's the lucky man who gets the girl who loves to talk dirty. As men are often the sexual initiators in bed, a woman who talks dirty is a prized catch. Guys love to hear a babe talk about the things she wants to do and have done to her. This is especially valued when he's on the road on business. A guy's hotel room seems a lot less lonely when he can get some rocking-good phone-sex from his lady back home. Number 1 You catch a peek of her undies Sometimes, it's all about the tantalizing prospect of what a girl has underneath her clothes. In fact, many men often prefer the sight of a skimpy outfit that's slightly revealing to actually seeing the naked female body. For women this is hard to believe, but true nonetheless. So when a man gets a glimpse of a thong gently peeking above a beltline or the shadow of a lacy bra through a shirt, all he can do is dazedly wonder what else is under there. Quite often, the rest of his day is shot because those images will have been burned into his brain, keeping him aroused until he can get home and do something about it. Happy daze indeed. honorable mention Her tongue is pierced Once a guy sees a pierced tongue, he can't help but imagine how it might feel in an, um, "intimate" situation. A tongue piercing indicates that the gal sporting it throws herself into bedroom sports above and beyond the call of duty. That never fails to get men to rise to attention. Sorry no pics.....google was unavailable. __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi Last edited by RyanB.; 10-09-2007 at 12:11 AM.

10-09-2007	#1098
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,258 Throcks: 11,659.11 Thanks: 4,066 Thanked 3,903 Times in 1,012 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Nice post Ryan __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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