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Logan · 10-10-2007

just to clarify. naked pictures of dave do not turn me on....while i'm sober anyway.

Logan · 10-10-2007

however, women stalking me in my sleep do. unless they have a knife. ok if the knife is dull i might play along. but it's gotta be a really really dull knife and she has to promise to not draw blood. god i hope it's a dull knife and she just wants to role play. i've got to start being nicer.

Logan · 10-10-2007

yes dave i still have those pictures but i swear i haven't shown them to anybody, that you know.

Flounder · 10-10-2007

Republican chicks. If they're hot!

**Thender** · 10-10-2007

Posted that months ago.....

And they haven't changed.....

KUfan_Donnie · 10-11-2007

Feel free to examine this Yahoo!Health article about surprising turn-ons for men:

8 Surprising Turn-Ons for Men
Posted by David Zinczenko

<<Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty.

These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits?

As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine:

1. Standing Tall
Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or size, that makes men take notice, as well.

2. True Grit
Men know that women cry. Men know that women can get hurt. Men want to be there to help whenever they do. But there's something insanely attractive about women who can bite their lips, buck up, and grit out some of life's twists, turns, sprains, and pains.

Note: Before you throw e-daggers my way, I'm not suggesting that it's not OK to cry or that women shouldn't seek proper attention when they're in pain, either physically or emotionally. (Nor am I saying that lots of men don't need to heed this advice as well.) I'm simply saying we're often drawn to partners who can walk off life's minor insults.

3. Baseball Caps
When we were growing up, we used them to show our team allegiances. In college, we used them to hide bed head. Past the age of 30, we mainly wear them to cover our bald spots. But no matter what team we root for, we like a baseball cap the most when it's worn by a woman. The look sends all kinds of messages about the kind of woman she is: sporty, strong, comfortable kicking back, Sox fan. (All the better if it's a Cubs hat - she's an optimist with a great sense of humor.)

4. Software Savvy
Maybe it's a giant sexual metaphor, but women like men who know hardware, and men like women who know software. Show a guy a woman who knows her way around systems, networks, and connections, and he'll be dazzled by her smarts - and appreciate her talents.

There's something sexy about a woman who can click a few buttons and get something working exactly the way she wants it to. (That is, as long as the buttons she pushes aren't his.)

5. Sexy Shampoo
Men typically are stereotyped as needing visual cues to feel attraction. While it's true that men need their share of eye candy, they also are mightily turned on by the olfactory sweets, as well. Perfume and body lotion are nice and all, but the smell of her freshly washed hair that's nestled up under the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that's good about relationships.

6. Understated Underwear
Slinky and small lingerie works for anniversaries, birthday surprises, honeymoons, and other seduce-me moments. But the look that makes men feel both comfortable and excited is when she's wearing boxers (waistband rolled) and a thin-as-can-be T-shirt that's neither too tight nor too big. Call it supreme sexiness in the understated. The same effect can be achieved by wearing his old dress shirt and a pair of panties.

7. Dirt and Sweat
Of course, men like to see their women dolled up for a night out. But many men appreciate the exact opposite: The woman who hikes, bikes, mows the lawn, hacks trees and branches, and otherwise pulls her weight. Seeing the dirt, mud, sweat, and occasional road rash is something that stokes our primal side.

8. A Few "Duh" Moments
Men like smart women (see "software savvy," above). But there's a small part of a man's brain that wants her to have an occasional dollop of ditziness. Why? Because if she can show that she may not know everything, it reinforces something deep inside a man that he's needed, that he's trusted, that he can be there to help.

And it says that when we screw up on occasion (and we will, oh yes, we will), she'll understand. Hypercompetence is something we just can't compete with. And ultimately, this game isn't about competition, it's about crossing the finish line together.

For another look at men and women with sex on the brain, check out this story on Men's Health. You'll never look at being in a relationship the same way again!>>

**Bud** · 10-11-2007

Quote:

3. Baseball Caps

I love the pony tail out the back look.

TNT_Tony · 10-11-2007

She sure can handle a package!

Flounder · 10-11-2007

If UPS drivers looked like her, Fed Ex would lose alot of business

Logan · 10-11-2007

Daphne changed her avitar back, that turns me on. who doesn't like boobs snuggled up to a pussy?

Flounder · 10-11-2007

I wonder if body paint is edible.

**Thender** · 10-11-2007

I'm sure I could lick my way around it....

Logan · 10-11-2007

going out with someone on a thursday night turns me on

Flounder · 10-11-2007

**Bud** · 10-12-2007

**Bud** · 10-12-2007

Flounder · 10-12-2007

too bad not all farm girls look like those two do

Logan · 10-12-2007

hooking up with someone on a friday night turns me on.

Flounder · 10-12-2007

Logan · 10-13-2007

mind blowing

**Bud** · 10-13-2007

Nice!

Logan · 10-13-2007

it was better than nice

Flounder · 10-13-2007

2ox · 10-13-2007

**Thender** · 10-13-2007

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10-10-2007	#1101
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? just to clarify. naked pictures of dave do not turn me on....while i'm sober anyway.

10-10-2007	#1102
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? however, women stalking me in my sleep do. unless they have a knife. ok if the knife is dull i might play along. but it's gotta be a really really dull knife and she has to promise to not draw blood. god i hope it's a dull knife and she just wants to role play. i've got to start being nicer.

10-10-2007	#1103
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? yes dave i still have those pictures but i swear i haven't shown them to anybody, that you know.

10-10-2007	#1104
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? Republican chicks. If they're hot!

10-10-2007	#1105
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Posted that months ago..... And they haven't changed..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-11-2007	#1106
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 332.24 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Feel free to examine this Yahoo!Health article about surprising turn-ons for men: 8 Surprising Turn-Ons for Men Posted by David Zinczenko <<Ask a group of guys what turns them on about a woman, and you'll sometimes get the predictable answers: full lips, full bosom, full booty. These are a few quick-and-dirty biological imperatives that will turn many a man's head. But a lot of women fulfill those requirements already. So what makes certain women boy magnets, and leaves others spending Saturday nights watching Saturday Night Live skits? As always, men are more complicated than a lot of people give them credit for, and when it comes to turn-ons, the masculine gender has plenty of surprises up their metaphorical sleeve. Here, some of the ways to effectively rev the masculine engine: 1. Standing Tall Don't get me wrong: it's not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It's what good posture says about her. A woman who stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it's good for. And if she's proud of her figure no matter what shape or size, that makes men take notice, as well. 2. True Grit Men know that women cry. Men know that women can get hurt. Men want to be there to help whenever they do. But there's something insanely attractive about women who can bite their lips, buck up, and grit out some of life's twists, turns, sprains, and pains. Note: Before you throw e-daggers my way, I'm not suggesting that it's not OK to cry or that women shouldn't seek proper attention when they're in pain, either physically or emotionally. (Nor am I saying that lots of men don't need to heed this advice as well.) I'm simply saying we're often drawn to partners who can walk off life's minor insults. 3. Baseball Caps When we were growing up, we used them to show our team allegiances. In college, we used them to hide bed head. Past the age of 30, we mainly wear them to cover our bald spots. But no matter what team we root for, we like a baseball cap the most when it's worn by a woman. The look sends all kinds of messages about the kind of woman she is: sporty, strong, comfortable kicking back, Sox fan. (All the better if it's a Cubs hat - she's an optimist with a great sense of humor.) 4. Software Savvy Maybe it's a giant sexual metaphor, but women like men who know hardware, and men like women who know software. Show a guy a woman who knows her way around systems, networks, and connections, and he'll be dazzled by her smarts - and appreciate her talents. There's something sexy about a woman who can click a few buttons and get something working exactly the way she wants it to. (That is, as long as the buttons she pushes aren't his.) 5. Sexy Shampoo Men typically are stereotyped as needing visual cues to feel attraction. While it's true that men need their share of eye candy, they also are mightily turned on by the olfactory sweets, as well. Perfume and body lotion are nice and all, but the smell of her freshly washed hair that's nestled up under the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that's good about relationships. 6. Understated Underwear Slinky and small lingerie works for anniversaries, birthday surprises, honeymoons, and other seduce-me moments. But the look that makes men feel both comfortable and excited is when she's wearing boxers (waistband rolled) and a thin-as-can-be T-shirt that's neither too tight nor too big. Call it supreme sexiness in the understated. The same effect can be achieved by wearing his old dress shirt and a pair of panties. 7. Dirt and Sweat Of course, men like to see their women dolled up for a night out. But many men appreciate the exact opposite: The woman who hikes, bikes, mows the lawn, hacks trees and branches, and otherwise pulls her weight. Seeing the dirt, mud, sweat, and occasional road rash is something that stokes our primal side. 8. A Few "Duh" Moments Men like smart women (see "software savvy," above). But there's a small part of a man's brain that wants her to have an occasional dollop of ditziness. Why? Because if she can show that she may not know everything, it reinforces something deep inside a man that he's needed, that he's trusted, that he can be there to help. And it says that when we screw up on occasion (and we will, oh yes, we will), she'll understand. Hypercompetence is something we just can't compete with. And ultimately, this game isn't about competition, it's about crossing the finish line together. For another look at men and women with sex on the brain, check out this story on Men's Health. You'll never look at being in a relationship the same way again!>> __________________ One weekend survived

10-11-2007	#1108
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,552 Throcks: 1,224.31 Thanks: 31 Thanked 757 Times in 161 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? She sure can handle a package! __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

10-11-2007	#1109
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? If UPS drivers looked like her, Fed Ex would lose alot of business

10-11-2007	#1110
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? Daphne changed her avitar back, that turns me on. who doesn't like boobs snuggled up to a pussy?

10-11-2007	#1111
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? I wonder if body paint is edible.

10-11-2007	#1112
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I'm sure I could lick my way around it.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-11-2007	#1113
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? going out with someone on a thursday night turns me on

10-11-2007	#1114
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on?

10-12-2007	#1115
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,154 Throcks: 11,219.69 Thanks: 3,684 Thanked 3,512 Times in 908 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-12-2007	#1116
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,154 Throcks: 11,219.69 Thanks: 3,684 Thanked 3,512 Times in 908 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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10-12-2007	#1117
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? too bad not all farm girls look like those two do

10-12-2007	#1118
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? hooking up with someone on a friday night turns me on.

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Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,305.70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on?

10-13-2007	#1120
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? mind blowing

10-13-2007	#1121
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,154 Throcks: 11,219.69 Thanks: 3,684 Thanked 3,512 Times in 908 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Nice! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-13-2007	#1122
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 239.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: What turns YOU on? it was better than nice

10-13-2007	#1123
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10-13-2007	#1124
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,476 Throcks: 891.52 Thanks: 6 Thanked 381 Times in 85 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

10-13-2007	#1125
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.43 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? (80) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.