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**dracula** · 03-25-2008

I got a package she can have....

**Bud** · 03-26-2008

**Bud** · 03-26-2008

**Thender** · 03-26-2008

**dracula** · 03-26-2008

lilyvon schtupp · 03-30-2008

i actually saw a hot guy in a porno the other night....
not really my type, but what he was doing was just fine by me
i gotta find a pic of him for you all

**dracula** · 03-30-2008

7 Diamond?....

lilyvon schtupp · 03-30-2008

The Sex IQ Test

J, your Sex IQ is 128!
You scored higher than 95% of other people who have taken our test.

As you were taking the test, we measured how your sexual knowledge stacks up in the 8 areas that contribute to your Sex IQ. You scored highest when it comes to knowing about female anatomy. But it might surprise you how you scored in the other areas that make you sexually smart.

jackson · 03-31-2008

Flounder · 03-31-2008

That's a great looking ass

lilyvon schtupp · 03-31-2008

no way! it's flat....
Sir Mix Alot
lyrics: I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I'll beat that bootie with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants they're almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that butt you've got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.
Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'
Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla ice
cream
So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)
does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself
I'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)
Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender.
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything what they're talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8'

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.

**dracula** · 03-31-2008

I agree...not much ass there...

**Thender** · 03-31-2008

Beggars - choosers.....

Flounder · 03-31-2008

**dracula** · 03-31-2008

A wonderful thing...that silicone....

**Bud** · 04-01-2008

I became a leg and ass man at an early age.

jackson · 04-01-2008

jpa · 04-01-2008

lilyvon schtupp · 04-01-2008

at least jpa's chick has curves

**Thender** · 04-01-2008

Damn skippy!!!

03-25-2008	#1801
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.61 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

03-25-2008	#1802
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.38 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

03-25-2008	#1803
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 432.01 Thanks: 643 Thanked 142 Times in 55 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

03-25-2008	#1804
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

03-25-2008	#1805
HoJo34 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 120 Throcks: 68.77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 32 Times in 10 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

03-25-2008	#1806
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I got a package she can have.... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

03-26-2008	#1807
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,308 Throcks: 6,003.70 Thanks: 114 Thanked 141 Times in 62 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

03-26-2008	#1808
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,308 Throcks: 6,003.70 Thanks: 114 Thanked 141 Times in 62 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

03-26-2008	#1809
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.61 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

03-26-2008	#1810
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

03-30-2008	#1811
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,383 Throcks: 849.75 Thanks: 7 Thanked 120 Times in 43 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? i actually saw a hot guy in a porno the other night.... not really my type, but what he was doing was just fine by me i gotta find a pic of him for you all __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

03-30-2008	#1812
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? 7 Diamond?.... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

03-30-2008	#1813
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,383 Throcks: 849.75 Thanks: 7 Thanked 120 Times in 43 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? The Sex IQ Test J, your Sex IQ is 128! You scored higher than 95% of other people who have taken our test. As you were taking the test, we measured how your sexual knowledge stacks up in the 8 areas that contribute to your Sex IQ. You scored highest when it comes to knowing about female anatomy. But it might surprise you how you scored in the other areas that make you sexually smart. __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

03-31-2008	#1814
jackson jackson Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 228 Throcks: 343.70 Thanks: 347 Thanked 124 Times in 46 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

03-31-2008	#1815
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,102 Throcks: 595.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? That's a great looking ass

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03-31-2008	#1816
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,383 Throcks: 849.75 Thanks: 7 Thanked 120 Times in 43 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? no way! it's flat.... Sir Mix Alot lyrics: I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get Sick, cuz I like a toothpick I'll beat that bootie with a stick Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants they're almost tearing No, baby I want a flat bootie, That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me that butt you've got is, oh, so corny ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds, well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee. Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin' Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme if you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla ice cream So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah) does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah) Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it, Chorus: Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall, I just can't help myself I'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo) Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister. I wish those beans did miss her, even Uncle Ben would fist her I like my booties real slender and tender, And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blender Don't want a rear fender. I get into my Honda What the hell is an anaconda? All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's. Chorus Yeah, baby, when it comes to females, Cosmo knows everything what they're talking about 36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8' Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that, Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that. __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

03-31-2008	#1817
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I agree...not much ass there... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

03-31-2008	#1818
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.61 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Beggars - choosers..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

03-31-2008	#1819
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,102 Throcks: 595.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

03-31-2008	#1820
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,332 Throcks: 2,123.28 Thanks: 10 Thanked 619 Times in 177 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? A wonderful thing...that silicone.... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

04-01-2008	#1821
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,308 Throcks: 6,003.70 Thanks: 114 Thanked 141 Times in 62 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? I became a leg and ass man at an early age. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

04-01-2008	#1822
jackson jackson Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 228 Throcks: 343.70 Thanks: 347 Thanked 124 Times in 46 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on?

04-01-2008	#1823
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.38 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-01-2008	#1824
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,383 Throcks: 849.75 Thanks: 7 Thanked 120 Times in 43 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? at least jpa's chick has curves __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

04-01-2008	#1825
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.61 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: What turns YOU on? Damn skippy!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.