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**ob1** · 11-02-2006

Freakin' squirrels!...

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2ox · 11-02-2006

sign of the apocolypse #2791

killer squirrels

oh Daphne..........

**Thender** · 11-02-2006

Next time you'll read the sign that says "Beware of the Guard Squirrels!"

**mike** · 11-02-2006

the squirrel liked her perfume!

**Bud** · 11-03-2006

Was it from Outer Space ?

josh · 11-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud8Fan

Was it from Outer Space ?

no. council bluffs.

Daphne · 11-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

sign of the apocolypse #2791

killer squirrels

oh Daphne..........

Oh My God!....see what did I tell ya they are killers...my freinds dog was attacked by a squirrel just this past Tuesday she beat it with a rake and killed the little bastard...it woudn't let go of the poor dogs leg....

**mike** · 11-03-2006

Leave the poor squirrel alone. He was just trying to get himself a piece of ass.

**ob1** · 11-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by josh

no. council bluffs.

LMAO ... luv ya man!

Sweet William · 11-03-2006

So . . .there I was . . . . With my trusty 12 gauge. . . . hunting for the elusive killer squirrel, indiginous to Daphnes yard. The wind was howling and blowing the leaves around. I stopped when I thought I heard little foot steps . . . must have been just the leaves. As I stated to continue on, out of no where, the little bastard, jumpped out of a tree, onto my back. I was twisting and turning. Screaming like a little girl. It bit me . . .on the ear . . . then on my neck . . . .I grabbed it by the tail, and threw it to the ground. It was looking at me, with those huge bucked vangs. I drew down on it with my 12 guage, it leaped, and then BANG . . . . Man I hate squirrels.

josh · 11-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet William

So . . .there I was . . . . With my trusty 12 gauge. . . . hunting for the elusive killer squirrel, indiginous to Daphnes yard. The wind was howling and blowing the leaves around. I stopped when I thought I heard little foot steps . . . must have been just the leaves. As I stated to continue on, out of no where, the little bastard, jumpped out of a tree, onto my back. I was twisting and turning. Screaming like a little girl. It bit me . . .on the ear . . . then on my neck . . . .I grabbed it by the tail, and threw it to the ground. It was looking at me, with those huge bucked vangs. I drew down on it with my 12 guage, it leaped, and then BANG . . . . Man I hate squirrels.

lmao

**Bud** · 11-03-2006

scary squirrel world - SQUIRREL TAG

Tag your it.

2ox · 11-03-2006

squirrel commandos

**mike** · 11-03-2006

The people deserved it. Leave them alone,they will leave you alone

**Thender** · 11-03-2006

That's probably the Planters corporate Head Quarters... Lousy squirrel thieves!

**mike** · 11-03-2006

Again,people deserved it. Bad defenses.

11-02-2006	#1
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,368.02 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,224 Times in 282 Posts	Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel Freakin' squirrels!... FOXNews.com - Pa. Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel - Celebrity Gossip \| Entertainment News \| Arts And Entertainment

11-02-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,285 Throcks: 3,635.42 Thanks: 4,163 Thanked 4,408 Times in 1,181 Posts	Re: Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel Next time you'll read the sign that says "Beware of the Guard Squirrels!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 11-02-2006 at 07:18 PM.

11-02-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,354 Throcks: 4,508.17 Thanks: 4,649 Thanked 1,753 Times in 437 Posts	Re: Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel the squirrel liked her perfume! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

11-03-2006	#5
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11-03-2006	#8
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,354 Throcks: 4,508.17 Thanks: 4,649 Thanked 1,753 Times in 437 Posts	Re: Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel Leave the poor squirrel alone. He was just trying to get himself a piece of ass. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

11-02-2006	#2
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,476 Throcks: 891.44 Thanks: 6 Thanked 381 Times in 85 Posts	Re: Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel sign of the apocolypse #2791 killer squirrels oh Daphne..........

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Sweet William TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43 Posts: 288 Throcks: 228.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel So . . .there I was . . . . With my trusty 12 gauge. . . . hunting for the elusive killer squirrel, indiginous to Daphnes yard. The wind was howling and blowing the leaves around. I stopped when I thought I heard little foot steps . . . must have been just the leaves. As I stated to continue on, out of no where, the little bastard, jumpped out of a tree, onto my back. I was twisting and turning. Screaming like a little girl. It bit me . . .on the ear . . . then on my neck . . . .I grabbed it by the tail, and threw it to the ground. It was looking at me, with those huge bucked vangs. I drew down on it with my 12 guage, it leaped, and then BANG . . . . Man I hate squirrels. __________________ So . . . . There I was

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