02-02-2007
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| True Friends True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend" Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And remember.. . When life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! |
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02-02-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: True Friends Now that is a true friend!!! 
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02-02-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: True Friends Thanks for being my piss! 
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02-02-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: True Friends Nice post 3M! And I just want to say to all my friends here that I'm honored to have pee like you in my pants.  |
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02-02-2007
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: True Friends amen.
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02-02-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: True Friends Very good. 
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02-02-2007
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| The stickiest of the ickiest   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26
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 | Re: True Friends Nice :) I would have to say every one of those apply to at least one of my friends. Especially number one. Well really just the getting drunk part of it I guess. Still fun though!
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02-02-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: True Friends nice mmm
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