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OmahaMomma

What song would be played at your funeral , that describes how people really feel about you ?

Mine would be : "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"

Dave

When you have God Squad in the family, you need a Jesus song, so here's my qualified Jesus song for my funeral.

One Toke Over The Line - Brewer and Shipley

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

Who do you love, I hope it's me
I've been changing, as you can plainly see
I felt the joy and I learned about the pain that my mama said
If I should choose to make it part of me
Would surely strike me dead, and now I'm

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

I sail away, a country mile
And now I'm returning, and showing off my smile
I met all the girls and I loved myself a few, and to my surprise
Like everything else that I've been through
They opened up my eyes, and now I'm...

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OmahaMomma

Good Lawd...you had to get all into with the words 'n shit..lol

mike

"Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away"- Motley Crue

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Thender

"The Army Goes Rolling Along"

March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free
Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory
We’re the Army and proud of our name
We’re the Army and proudly proclaim
First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation’s might,
And The Army Goes Rolling Along
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle’s won,
And the Army Goes Rolling Along.
Then it’s Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong (TWO! THREE!)
For where e’er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.
Valley Forge, Custer’s ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton’s tanks,
And the Army went rolling along
Minute men, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.
Then it’s Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong (TWO! THREE!)
For where e’er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.

Men in rags, men who froze,
Still that Army met its foes,
And the Army went rolling along.
Faith in God, then we’re right,
And we’ll fight with all our might,
As the Army keeps rolling along.
Then it’s Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong (TWO! THREE!)
For where e’er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

mike

Well, I know what WILL get played. But, that is just what I want. The Air Force Theme will be played sometime,but.......

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Bud

Comfortably Numb - Floyd

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OmahaMomma

See...Mike..SOME people didn't get the jest of this thread and got all serious ...oh wait mine was serious too

Thender

I got it and answered truthfully...

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

boilermaker

Grind- Alice in Chains

Let the sun never blind your eyes
Let me sleep so my teeth dont grind
Hear a sound from a voice inside

I want everyone to fkn' rock at my funeral!

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OmahaMomma

Thender...I said " what people REALLY think about you...as in like...to be funny...like haha...like a joke...like things that makes people laugh....

Bud

In that case.

I've Got Big Balls - AC/DC

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ob1

Jedi's do not die...we transform into The Force.

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This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

OmahaMomma

LOL

Chubby

Bitch by Meredith Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel
underneath
innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your health, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing

Chorus

Just when you think you've got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to save me

Chorus

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numbed, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

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Thender

And after the Army song they'll play "I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred.

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

OmahaMomma

Pussy Control by Prince

Good mornin ladies and gentlemen (what hotel number is she in? )
Boys and motherfuckin girls (319, 319 cool)
This is your captain with no name speakin
And Im here 2 rock your world
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman u already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep
With her chin up, she scolded all yalls molded
When Im rich, on your neck I will step
And step she did 2 the straight as
Then college, the master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! why?
So what if my sisters are triflin?
They just dont know
She said mama didnt tellem what she told me
girl, u need pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Verse 2
Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didnt have good and plenty of his own
In love pussy never did fall
And this fool named trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin more schick than a bic
bout how he gonna make pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said nigga, u crazy if u dont know
Every woman in the world aint a freak
U can go platinum 4 times
Still couldnt make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here dont wanna know
Boy, u better act like u understand
When u roll with pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

Breakdown
(are u ready 4 the best pussy u ever felt? ) {x2}

With one more verse 2 the story
I need another piece of your ear
I wanna hip u all 2 the reason
Im known as the player of the year
Cuz I met this girl named pussy
At the club international balls
She was rollin 4-deep
3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin her haul
I pulled up right beside her
And my electric top went down
I said motherfucker, I know your reputation
And Im astounded that ure here
I fear ure lonely and u want 2 know
A 12 oclock straight up nigga
That dont give a shit that ure pussy control
Well Im that nigga, at least I wanna be
But its gonna be hard as hell
2 keep my mind off a body
That would make every rich man
Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!)
Can I tell u what Im thinkin that u already know?
U need a motherfucker that respects your name
Now say it, pussy control (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control, oh
Aaah, pussy control, oh

And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, makeem act like they know
U are, was, and always will be pussy control (are u ready? )
Peace and be wild (aaah, pussy control)

Say what, huh? (oh)
Oh no, dont u think about callin her a ho (are u ready? )
U juvenile delinquent
Best sit your ass down
Talkin about pussy control
Huh, can u dig it?

Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? )
Oh (are u ready? )

Aaah, pussy control (are u ready? )
Oh (are u ready? )

jpa

As#Hole song- Dennis Leary

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OmahaMomma

Ok Mike ! I found one for you !!!

Everytime it says "Stacy" replace it with "Mike"...

Stacys/Mikes Mom by Fountains of Wayne

[FONT='Times New Roman', serif]Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hng by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I;ve waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom[/font]

mike

Oh gee, thanks! Like they needed help.

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ob1

Great job OM!

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This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

Thender

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

LenDog

Mine would be "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al

OmahaMomma

hahahahaha..that song is so ridiculous but still...I can't stop singing it

ericcruefan

I AM THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO HAVE MOTLEY CRUE PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL.

But for my second choice....Probably something kickass like Die Die Die my darling by the Misfits (not to be confused with the fucking slaughtering that Metallica did of a classic!)

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