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lilyvon schtupp · 05-03-2007

1Q. What is masturbation?
2Q. How does a man masturbate?
3Q. How does a woman masturbate?
4Q. How many men/women masturbate?
5Q. Can I masturbate too much?
6Q. My penis goes off at an angle! My vaginal lips look strange. Is this from masturbating?
7Q. Will my penis get larger/smaller by masturbating it?
8Q. Will I catch a disease from masturbation?
8aQ. Will I make myself sick if I eat my own cum?
9Q. Will I go blind/bald/insane/grow hair on my palms/penis turn black and fall off from masturbating?
10Q. Can a doctor tell if I've been masturbating?
11Q. Can my parents/guardian/spouse/other tell if I've been masturbating?
13Q. Will I lose my ability to perform with a partner if I masturbate?
14Q. Will I become obsessed with masturbation?
15Q. Masturbation is only for people who can't get laid, right?
16Q. Will I burn in hell for masturbating?
17Q. Should I use a lubricant? What kind of lubricant should I use?
18Q. All my friends can masturbate to orgasm but I am unable to. What's wrong?
19Q. What is the normal size of a penis? Is my penis big enough?
20Q. If I jack off with (get jacked off by) my friend of the same sex, will I become gay (or lesbian)?
21Q. What is (are?) "blue balls"?
22Q. What are poppers?
23Q. I want to start working out to build muscle mass. Some of my friends say masturbation will increase testosterone, but others say it will decrease testosterone. What effect will masturbation have?
Contents of PART TWO
0.0 This FAQ:
0.0.1. Summary of Changes
0.0.2. Who maintains it? Who contributed to it?
0.0.2.1. Where to find this FAQ
0.0.3. Disclaimers
0.0.4. Abbreviations and terms in this FAQ.
1.0 What is alt.sex.masturbation?
1.1.0. What is on topic?
1.1.0.0.1 Warning: Police Entrapment
1.1.0.1 Why don't more women post here?
1.1.1. What are the groups for related interests?
1.1.2. Why are binaries (pictures) off topic?
1.1.3. Where should I look for pictures?
2.0 Bibliography
2.0.1 Books
2.0.2 Film and Video
2.0.2.1 Masturbation depicted in films
2.0.3 Audio
2.0.3.1 Masturbation references in popular songs.
2.0.4 WWW and FTP
Contents of PART THREE
3.0 Techniques
3.1 Dangers
3.2 Male Techniques
3.2.1 Old Reliable
3.2.2 Not Quite So Reliable
3.2.3 The Rubdown
3.2.4 The Waterfall
3.2.5 The Belly Scratch
3.2.6 Autofellatio
3.2.7 The Squeeze
3.3 Female Techniques
3.3.1 Old Reliable
3.3.2 The Squeeze
3.3.3 The Waterfall
3.3.4 Autocunnilingus
4.0 Toys and Things
4.0.1 Non-sexual Objects
4.0.2 Food
4.0.3 Homemade Insertee Devices
4.0.4 Commercial Sleeves
4.0.5 Dolls
4.0.6 Vibrators
4.0.7 Vacuums
4.0.8 Dildos
4.0.9 Lubes
4.0.10 Jack-off Machines
5.0 Humor
5.1 Words and Phrases for Masturbation
5.2 Why Masturbation is so popular
6.0 Jacks/Jacks & Jills Clubs
Contents of PART FOUR
X1. A partial listing of personal ad groups.
X2. Some other sex-oriented groups
X3. Some pictures (binary) groups
X4. What you should know about 011 long distance.
X5. How to detect forgeries

**Thender** · 05-03-2007

Jeeze....

Keep it simple for Christ's sake........

Logan · 05-03-2007

really folks it's easy. just make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and start moving it. if that doesn't work add a picture of trav.

MMM · 05-03-2007

Sorry Lil .. I don't need any instructions or any advice.. but thanks.. But I am sure Mike can find a few tips to show fred..

**Thender** · 05-03-2007

jpa · 05-04-2007

**Bud** · 05-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

really folks it's easy. just make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and start moving it. if that doesn't work add a picture of trav.

And if you want some strange use your other hand.

RyanB. · 05-04-2007

8aQ. Will I make myself sick if I eat my own cum?

what the f*#$

**Bud** · 05-04-2007

Quote:

Semen, however, does contain stuff that makes it a good growth medium, so if you save it up in open containers at room temperature something could grow in it that would disagree with you, pretty much the same way that something disagreeable might grow on a baloney sandwich left over from last week's lunch.

Just when you think you have read it all.

boilermaker · 05-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud8Fan

And if you want some strange use your other hand.

or.....sit on your hand till it's numb

**Bud** · 05-04-2007

I've heard that one too.

05-03-2007	#1
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,713 Throcks: 2,660.16 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,903 Times in 360 Posts	masturbation FAQ 1Q. What is masturbation? 2Q. How does a man masturbate? 3Q. How does a woman masturbate? 4Q. How many men/women masturbate? 5Q. Can I masturbate too much? 6Q. My penis goes off at an angle! My vaginal lips look strange. Is this from masturbating? 7Q. Will my penis get larger/smaller by masturbating it? 8Q. Will I catch a disease from masturbation? 8aQ. Will I make myself sick if I eat my own cum? 9Q. Will I go blind/bald/insane/grow hair on my palms/penis turn black and fall off from masturbating? 10Q. Can a doctor tell if I've been masturbating? 11Q. Can my parents/guardian/spouse/other tell if I've been masturbating? 13Q. Will I lose my ability to perform with a partner if I masturbate? 14Q. Will I become obsessed with masturbation? 15Q. Masturbation is only for people who can't get laid, right? 16Q. Will I burn in hell for masturbating? 17Q. Should I use a lubricant? What kind of lubricant should I use? 18Q. All my friends can masturbate to orgasm but I am unable to. What's wrong? 19Q. What is the normal size of a penis? Is my penis big enough? 20Q. If I jack off with (get jacked off by) my friend of the same sex, will I become gay (or lesbian)? 21Q. What is (are?) "blue balls"? 22Q. What are poppers? 23Q. I want to start working out to build muscle mass. Some of my friends say masturbation will increase testosterone, but others say it will decrease testosterone. What effect will masturbation have? Contents of PART TWO 0.0 This FAQ: 0.0.1. Summary of Changes 0.0.2. Who maintains it? Who contributed to it? 0.0.2.1. Where to find this FAQ 0.0.3. Disclaimers 0.0.4. Abbreviations and terms in this FAQ. 1.0 What is alt.sex.masturbation? 1.1.0. What is on topic? 1.1.0.0.1 Warning: Police Entrapment 1.1.0.1 Why don't more women post here? 1.1.1. What are the groups for related interests? 1.1.2. Why are binaries (pictures) off topic? 1.1.3. Where should I look for pictures? 2.0 Bibliography 2.0.1 Books 2.0.2 Film and Video 2.0.2.1 Masturbation depicted in films 2.0.3 Audio 2.0.3.1 Masturbation references in popular songs. 2.0.4 WWW and FTP Contents of PART THREE 3.0 Techniques 3.1 Dangers 3.2 Male Techniques 3.2.1 Old Reliable 3.2.2 Not Quite So Reliable 3.2.3 The Rubdown 3.2.4 The Waterfall 3.2.5 The Belly Scratch 3.2.6 Autofellatio 3.2.7 The Squeeze 3.3 Female Techniques 3.3.1 Old Reliable 3.3.2 The Squeeze 3.3.3 The Waterfall 3.3.4 Autocunnilingus 4.0 Toys and Things 4.0.1 Non-sexual Objects 4.0.2 Food 4.0.3 Homemade Insertee Devices 4.0.4 Commercial Sleeves 4.0.5 Dolls 4.0.6 Vibrators 4.0.7 Vacuums 4.0.8 Dildos 4.0.9 Lubes 4.0.10 Jack-off Machines 5.0 Humor 5.1 Words and Phrases for Masturbation 5.2 Why Masturbation is so popular 6.0 Jacks/Jacks & Jills Clubs Contents of PART FOUR X1. A partial listing of personal ad groups. X2. Some other sex-oriented groups X3. Some pictures (binary) groups X4. What you should know about 011 long distance. X5. How to detect forgeries __________________ "We will NOT allow you to blaspheme The Monkees on this show!"- Todd

05-03-2007	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.81 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ Jeeze.... Keep it simple for Christ's sake........ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-03-2007	#3
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 386.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: masturbation FAQ really folks it's easy. just make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and start moving it. if that doesn't work add a picture of trav.

05-03-2007	#4
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,315.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ Sorry Lil .. I don't need any instructions or any advice.. but thanks.. But I am sure Mike can find a few tips to show fred..

05-03-2007	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,280.81 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,870 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

05-04-2007	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,825 Throcks: 2,474.13 Thanks: 1,229 Thanked 5,489 Times in 1,132 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

05-04-2007	#8
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,172 Throcks: 477.39 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ 8aQ. Will I make myself sick if I eat my own cum? what the f*#$

05-04-2007	#11
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,909 Throcks: 19,238.92 Thanks: 14,262 Thanked 15,099 Times in 3,503 Posts	Re: masturbation FAQ I've heard that one too. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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