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2ox · 07-06-2007

I would have put this in the "Fact of the Day" thread but felt it deserved its own....

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. (lives in Shenandoah) The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. (well.....)
The most common fantasy is oral sex.
8% of us have regular anal sex. (as opposed to what?...irregular? Depends I guess)
60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. (must be too tired to sanitze the dildo)
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. (lives in Counciltucky)
Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″. (you're both wrong!)
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (nuff said)
56% of men have had sex at work.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. (I wonder if its relevant to Strokes per second)
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
29% of us are virgins when we marry.
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. (39 seconds for pug owners.....go figure)
58% like dirty talk during sex.
22% rent porno flicks at least once.
Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

mike · 07-06-2007

nice 'ox!!

Thender · 07-06-2007

jpa · 07-06-2007

Two2mnyxs · 07-06-2007

WOOOT WTG
nice avatar man

Thender · 07-06-2007

The best one yet!!!!!

RyanB. · 07-07-2007

8% of us have regular anal sex.
58% like dirty talk during sex.

Hmm...as opposed to clean talk I guess, " Baby when we're done, go clean the house."

lilyvon schtupp · 07-07-2007

At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.

i won't be a statistic... i won't be a statistic

07-06-2007	#1
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	Sex I would have put this in the "Fact of the Day" thread but felt it deserved its own.... According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. (lives in Shenandoah) The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. (well.....) The most common fantasy is oral sex. 8% of us have regular anal sex. (as opposed to what?...irregular? Depends I guess) 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. (must be too tired to sanitze the dildo) In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. (lives in Counciltucky) Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″. (you're both wrong!) A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (nuff said) 56% of men have had sex at work. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. (I wonder if its relevant to Strokes per second) A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. (39 seconds for pug owners.....go figure) 58% like dirty talk during sex. 22% rent porno flicks at least once. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

07-06-2007	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: Sex nice 'ox!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

07-06-2007	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Sex __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

07-06-2007	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Sex __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-06-2007	#5
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 949	Re: Sex WOOOT WTG nice avatar man __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

07-06-2007	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: Sex The best one yet!!!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

07-07-2007	#7
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,159	Re: Sex 8% of us have regular anal sex. 58% like dirty talk during sex. Hmm...as opposed to clean talk I guess, " Baby when we're done, go clean the house." __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

07-07-2007	#8
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,280	Re: Sex At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. i won't be a statistic... i won't be a statistic __________________ A man melts the sands so he can see the world outside.--U2, Lemon

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