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If you're feeling frisky......

You can travel downtown (to the Dale W. Clark Library) next Saturday and see ME !! I'll be speaking on a panel at the Downown Omaha Literary Festival...."The Omaha LitFest".

Here is the info on my panel:


Saturday Septemeber 15th

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The Devil in Miss Jones: The Panel about Women Writing on the Edge. What possesses women writers to write with such vitriol, to spew such spit and vinegar, to be so utterly… unladylike?
Featuring: Monica Drake, Jessica Kennison<--(ahem that's me), Andrea Portes, Carolyn Turgeon.


Now, I know it's shocking to some of you that someone has called me "unladylike" but it's ok, and I'm not even mad about it.

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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

But, but, That's not downtown for me....
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

But ...but you are still invited dammit !
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

Can I bring a cooler ?
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

I think I would need one.
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

Oh you two...I know the libarry can be a skery place, but I think you'd be ok.
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

is that a yes on the cooler?
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hahahahahaha
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

You can bring a cooler across the street, to the Gene Lehey mall! Lots of fun going on there on a Saturday afternoon.

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What possesses women writers to write with such vitriol, to spew such spit and vinegar, to be so utterly… unladylike?


Alcohol!
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Yeah and all the bums will be your new BFF's !!
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

Saturday? Saturday? Do you not know what happens on Saturday? Wake up with one cup of coffee(spiked of course) and then start tailgating. No time in the day for a library tour. Sorry, maybe catch you next summer, if the Yankees aren't playing!
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

*yawn* ..Saturday...something about some silly game..yeah yeah.
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Will anyone be topless?

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OM..... if these guys only knew what they are going to miss
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I'm pretty sure I know..And I'd rather stick forks into my eyeballs.
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sorry dude..............I completely disagree
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

Whats this all about? No drinks, no naked woman, and no football! Im afraid im lost on this!
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Sorry, but I got a call today... So it's funeral duty on Saturday.....







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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

this could give me a chance to break in my new flask
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

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Considering Mike won't be there , then I doubt it, he's always being a whore and stripping in public.

2ox--Thank you, I completely agree !

Now I know that the rest of ya's don't make it to the libarry too awful much, but they gots way more den books round there !
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Considering Mike won't be there , then I doubt it, he's always being a whore and stripping in public.

2ox--Thank you, I completely agree !

Now I know that the rest of ya's don't make it to the libarry too awful much, but they gots way more den books round there !
They got a wet bar ?
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Re: If you're feeling frisky......

If you didn't make it to this, you missed out on conversations about...
1) A husband dry humping his wife's leg in his sleep
2) a book summary about an old fairy godmother that masterbates
3) A story about a woman in new york that has talk around with a jar of her own urine and has to keep it cold.
And a whole lot of other information I never knew women wrote about.
Great job OM!

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